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Post by tbp on Mar 17, 2024 15:33:57 GMT -5
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour Before the devil knows you're dead.
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Post by tbp on Mar 17, 2024 15:23:15 GMT -5
Big L; "So why doesnt the defender see the guy running then run also and jump higher and catch the ball seems dum" pretty sure running doesn’t make you jump higher, buttdust Have you ever watched Track & Field high jumpers? Pretty sure all of them use a running start. It's called momentum and using it will give you height you cannot achieve standing still.
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Post by tbp on Mar 17, 2024 10:04:00 GMT -5
In basketball, when a team throws up the alley-oop, I never see the defending team try and grab that pass. They always just stand there while the offensive team grabs the alley-oop and slams it home. Is it illegal for the defense to grab that ball or something? Wtf Usually the dunker to be has a running start and can easily leap higher than a almost stationary defender so they (defenders) must realize they have no chance and just say fuck it.
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Post by tbp on Mar 15, 2024 5:15:22 GMT -5
When you got it, flaunt it!
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Post by tbp on Mar 13, 2024 9:52:02 GMT -5
Went to Lowes today wearing a Rangers hat and a black vest. As I walked in, some doosh stopped me and asked where plumbing was. I said I dont work here, dont know. Then, the same doosh found me in 3 different aisles and asked me more questions still thinking I worked there. Trying to decide if he was simply a moronic, mouth-breathing doosh or a hamprite... or if they are the same thing. I am a confuse. He was hitting on you since you were so gay-ly dressed and wearing the come-hither smile!
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Post by tbp on Mar 12, 2024 9:13:13 GMT -5
Another high five for our educational system!
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Post by tbp on Mar 12, 2024 9:09:47 GMT -5
Not one ounce of sympathy for Colorado or any other State that was OK with migrants as long as they were in someone else's back yard.
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Post by tbp on Mar 10, 2024 15:50:03 GMT -5
F*** DST!
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Post by tbp on Mar 9, 2024 15:51:37 GMT -5
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Post by tbp on Mar 7, 2024 13:23:13 GMT -5
cholula hot sauce all day long YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But Franks' is not bad and Sweet Baby Ray's is a smidge behind!
A further note on hot sauces:
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Post by tbp on Mar 7, 2024 12:03:11 GMT -5
After almost four years of this clusterfuck, a reason isn't necessary. We are fast approaching a Putin like Soviet society. I wonder if the arresting SS now wear jack boots and goose step? For real. If you can't send a box of used dildos to your president, everything is fucked He probably never got them as I'm sure they were gobbled up by the President's staff. Just picture the WH perverts going at themselves and each other trying out the various models. Well, at least, this might distract them from fucking up the country for a little bit.
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Post by tbp on Mar 7, 2024 11:48:31 GMT -5
After almost four years of this clusterfuck, a reason isn't necessary. We are fast approaching a Putin like Soviet society. I wonder if the arresting SS now wear jack boots and goose step?
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Post by tbp on Mar 7, 2024 11:41:45 GMT -5
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Post by tbp on Mar 4, 2024 14:29:41 GMT -5
Fall out for drill at 6am tomorrow.
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Post by tbp on Mar 3, 2024 9:56:53 GMT -5
HFB's to all!
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