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Post by Hotman on Mar 29, 2021 12:56:34 GMT -5
It's so cute when prez Biden gets lost and says "uhhh... anyways" or "nevermind... I've taken too much of your time" Have we ever had such a polite well mannered president?!
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Post by Hotman on Mar 29, 2021 12:40:30 GMT -5
Can any of you legal eagles tell me...these are all civil cases? And the worst he faces is a $$$ settlement? In other words, he could settle tomorrow and it would be done? Do you still have your Aaron Hernandez serial killer jersey?
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Post by Hotman on Mar 29, 2021 12:38:54 GMT -5
Halfway thru Norsemen on Netflix. It's a 3 season comedy about Vikings set around 800AD. Pretty funny. Wood bang that one chick
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Post by Hotman on Mar 29, 2021 12:37:32 GMT -5
Would have been wild if the dog was named after the musician Seal. I was thinking Fudgie the whale. But Seal is cool. So not a dog person either. I love dogs; Hate many dog owners. And agreed, hate cats. Too much like women personality wise. One of the first friends I had who had a cat, had two. One of the fuckers could somehow balance itself on the moulding above the front door (on the inside.) We once walked in the door (I was behind him) and the fucker jumps down on his head and lands claws-first in his hair, (which was long because he was a musician in a rock band). He starts to shriek "muther-fucker aghhhh' as he careens around the living room smashing into furniture and trying to get the cat off his head. The fucker is also shrieking. I'm standing there frozen thinking wtf am I witnessing. my pal finally hits a table so hard it knocked him backwards onto the floor. The fucken cat finally dislodges as my pal slams into the floor, and it runs into the next room like a fucken bolt of lightening. My friend jumps up, says you little fucker and follows said fucker into the next room. I hesitate, then walk in behind him. He's cuddling the purring fucker in his arms like a baby and cooing "you're a bad boy, arent you. Bad boy" and smiling. The fucker in his arms is pretty much sleeping. All of this in a minute. I'm like wtf dude. Then suddenly I realized "where was the other fucker" and I wheeled around. My pal laughs and says "oh I havent seen him in months, he only comes out to eat and shit." "Comes out of where?" I ask. Pal says, oh I think under the couch or something. Then I smelled something foul and realized it was the nearly over-flowing litter box by the front door. Pretty pretty sure I hated cats (and many cat-people) from that day on. Bizarro pets and their human enablers. Bro I am with you. Hate cats. Worst pets. Warfist actually band me one time, so butthurt bc I said (accurately) that cats are terrible pets lol. He was so butt hurt it was really weird.
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Post by Hotman on Mar 29, 2021 12:31:14 GMT -5
and just like that, thousands of sjw's who never even heard of beverly cleary are furiously going through her books looking for anything that can remotely be considered racist because "Thousands" nice touch. I might say hundreds but its probably actually a couple thousand. Why does anyone actually listen
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Post by Hotman on Mar 26, 2021 3:04:38 GMT -5
wow. reading this thread for the first time in awhile and I gotta say i'm surprised with how many guys are getting the jab i wouldn't get it at gunpoint. ps i'm not an 'anti-vaxxer,' as in my kids got all the normal vaccines they were supposed to growing up. but this shit doesn't pass the whiff test for me, at all I hear ya Shaker! At this rate it's gonna be me n you last bros left alive in the zombiepocalipse And Things! Me n you n Things!
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Post by Hotman on Mar 25, 2021 15:43:04 GMT -5
Fresh out the oven I can see, but reheated? Also. I have a "life hack" for reheating in microwave. You put a glass with some water in microwave with it, and the crust won't get all weird and hard 'Nuther life-hack. To re-heat pizza, put it in a frying pan then cover it for a bit to heat cheese. Nice crispy crust. DAMN GREEN THAT IS A GREAT IDEA!! YOU CAN COOK?!
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Post by Hotman on Mar 25, 2021 2:03:29 GMT -5
So you're a fucking whore is what you're saying. Wanna know what's funny. Uglys like her think they are just the greatest so hot etc etc... with their flabby chubs, wack tats, non perky bewbs, stubbly armpits, hygiene problems, prob never washing cooter nor tame jungle, and those stupid fuckin glasses... the best thing to ever happen in their lives is their beloved mask so they can hide their ugliness.. but it doesn't work... keep dreaming lady. 11/10 wood not bang
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Post by Hotman on Mar 25, 2021 1:54:28 GMT -5
I burned the roof of my mouth on a reheated slice of pizza. Rookie move. Can't wait for the skin to start sloughing off. Fresh out the oven I can see, but reheated? Also. I have a "life hack" for reheating in microwave. You put a glass with some water in microwave with it, and the crust won't get all weird and hard
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Post by Hotman on Mar 25, 2021 1:50:51 GMT -5
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Post by Hotman on Mar 25, 2021 1:49:29 GMT -5
Been waiting for the green take on the reports Was it everything you hoped it would be? Well... I still had not have gotten it my bro. I didn't mean psych eval on Watson, I was talking more the police report thing. He knows about that stuff! I think its gives a good window into what really happened! What you thinking?
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Post by Hotman on Mar 25, 2021 1:46:54 GMT -5
If this man was a Redskins reporter they might not had have to change their name lol
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Post by Hotman on Mar 24, 2021 12:00:58 GMT -5
I certainly don’t think Joe is infallible but GM’s know how to speak and answer the question without answering it truthfully. Davis said that it was “his understanding” that Sam would be the QB. That is another example of saying something without answering it definitively. I don’t dismiss Sam coming back but I personally don’t think he will. If they stick with Sam & he sucks yet again, they are in trouble. The 2022 QB class is not considered that good. or maybe the jets just told him to say that Sams the QB,if anyone asks...keeping his value high... Maybe JD told him, tell them Sam's the guy, and we're gonna put out reports of Deshaun Watson getting booty massages and jizzin on unsuspecting lesbian massage therapists to destroy his value so will bring him in for nothing, and draft Sewell at #2 overall and rule the world lol
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Post by Hotman on Mar 24, 2021 11:22:09 GMT -5
Agreed. If there was just one chick I'd give him the benefit of the doubt. The amount of women and the details make the case look more and more solid.. You're a hot shot NFL QB; What are you going around acting like a doosh to get some pussy? He could just go to a club, every night and come home with a different chick if he wanted. Honestly, if it's true, it sounds like a dude with no moves, no rap. Insulated in his sports bubble, he never learned to get it through social means. Also, it sounds like he may want things up his arse but he doesnt want to call a male massuese for obvious rep reasons... which takes this into a whole 'nuther territory. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Been waiting for the green take on the reports
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Post by Hotman on Mar 23, 2021 8:13:33 GMT -5
It's about a dude that has four wives. Who the fuck would want 4 wives? I guess it would be ok if they all looked hot in a different way and were kept in some manner of bullpen until needed. "Bring in the lefty" That sort of thing but no other way Black White Latina Asian Get a lil bit of everything.. Cummon!
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