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Post by crossfire on Dec 23, 2020 22:43:53 GMT -5
So this hit me today.
The Jets just had an 0-13 season & were in the drivers seat to get a “generational quarterback” & of course, they won a game & are now on pace to be the first 1-15 tam in nFl history not to have the first pick in the draft.
How Jetsy.
But then I thought, wait... what if this isn’t enough pain for Jets fans to go through?
Imagine this...
After the nightmare of the Jets winning last week, the Jags beat the Bears in week 15 & the Jets lose to the Browns.
Jets fans are delirious. The curse is over. We finally caught a break. Lawrence is ours.
And then week 16.
The pats are out of the playoffs. Belicheat stands on the sidelines with a smile hidden beneath his masked face as he watches his pats lose to the Jets & destroy the Jets fans hopes & dreams.
It doesn’t get any Jetsier than that.
I may be work, but I think Nostradamus predicted this.
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Dec 24, 2020 0:59:48 GMT -5
My worst nightmares are of falling, falling, and I'm unable to get up to wipe the smirk off of Belidicks face.
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Post by Big L on Dec 24, 2020 5:28:00 GMT -5
I see your Jetsiest thing and raise you a Jetsiest thing.
Jets beat Cleveland AND New England, and keep Adam gase for another year, because injuries, COVID, and really improved at the end of the season.
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Post by Hotman on Dec 24, 2020 7:07:28 GMT -5
I see your Jetsiest thing and raise you a Jetsiest thing. Jets beat Cleveland AND New England, and keep Adam gase for another year, because injuries, COVID, and really improved at the end of the season. This fuckin bullshit right here
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Dec 24, 2020 7:45:31 GMT -5
So this hit me today. The Jets just had an 0-13 season & were in the drivers seat to get a “generational quarterback” & of course, they won a game & are now on pace to be the first 1-15 tam in nFl history not to have the first pick in the draft. How Jetsy. But then I thought, wait... what if this isn’t enough pain for Jets fans to go through? Imagine this... After the nightmare of the Jets winning last week, the Jags beat the Bears in week 15 & the Jets lose to the Browns. Jets fans are delirious. The curse is over. We finally caught a break. Lawrence is ours. And then week 16. The pats are out of the playoffs. Belicheat stands on the sidelines with a smile hidden beneath his masked face as he watches his pats lose to the Jets & destroy the Jets fans hopes & dreams. It doesn’t get any Jetsier than that. I may be work, but I think Nostradamus predicted this. I know this will happen. Gase is a stupid fucking cunt who will play Frank Gore and not younger players because he thinks the pats game is the SB. He’s an unlikeable scumbag. And remember, the idiot “brain trust” actually thought last years 6-2 finish meant they had some momentum when every fan knew they won a bunch of garbage games against garbage teams after they were already out of it after starting 1-7 last year. Dead team walking in a division where there will now be 2 perennial winners (Bills and Fins), rather than just one (Pats over the last 20 years). Jets are finished. They do not deserve fans. Let them die alone.
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Post by crossfire on Dec 24, 2020 12:15:23 GMT -5
So this hit me today. The Jets just had an 0-13 season & were in the drivers seat to get a “generational quarterback” & of course, they won a game & are now on pace to be the first 1-15 tam in nFl history not to have the first pick in the draft. How Jetsy. But then I thought, wait... what if this isn’t enough pain for Jets fans to go through? Imagine this... After the nightmare of the Jets winning last week, the Jags beat the Bears in week 15 & the Jets lose to the Browns. Jets fans are delirious. The curse is over. We finally caught a break. Lawrence is ours. And then week 16. The pats are out of the playoffs. Belicheat stands on the sidelines with a smile hidden beneath his masked face as he watches his pats lose to the Jets & destroy the Jets fans hopes & dreams. It doesn’t get any Jetsier than that. I may be work, but I think Nostradamus predicted this. I know this will happen. Gase is a stupid fucking cunt who will play Frank Gore and not younger players because he thinks the pats game is the SB. He’s an unlikeable scumbag. And remember, the idiot “brain trust” actually thought last years 6-2 finish meant they had some momentum when every fan knew they won a bunch of garbage games against garbage teams after they were already out of it after starting 1-7 last year. Dead team walking in a division where there will now be 2 perennial winners (Bills and Fins), rather than just one (Pats over the last 20 years). Jets are finished. They do not deserve fans. Let them die alone. That’s what I like about you... No matter how bad things get, you’re always the eternal optimist.
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Post by shakin on Dec 24, 2020 12:19:12 GMT -5
if a jets falls in the forest and no one watches it
does it make a fart sound?
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Post by quantum on Dec 24, 2020 12:26:22 GMT -5
So this hit me today. The Jets just had an 0-13 season & were in the drivers seat to get a “generational quarterback” & of course, they won a game & are now on pace to be the first 1-15 tam in nFl history not to have the first pick in the draft. How Jetsy. But then I thought, wait... what if this isn’t enough pain for Jets fans to go through? Imagine this... After the nightmare of the Jets winning last week, the Jags beat the Bears in week 15 & the Jets lose to the Browns. Jets fans are delirious. The curse is over. We finally caught a break. Lawrence is ours. And then week 16. The pats are out of the playoffs. Belicheat stands on the sidelines with a smile hidden beneath his masked face as he watches his pats lose to the Jets & destroy the Jets fans hopes & dreams. It doesn’t get any Jetsier than that. I may be work, but I think Nostradamus predicted this. you may need professional help luckily, i play an internet gynecologist. i recommend Jameson's.
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Post by DDNYjets on Dec 24, 2020 13:13:52 GMT -5
So this hit me today. The Jets just had an 0-13 season & were in the drivers seat to get a “generational quarterback” & of course, they won a game & are now on pace to be the first 1-15 tam in nFl history not to have the first pick in the draft. How Jetsy. But then I thought, wait... what if this isn’t enough pain for Jets fans to go through? Imagine this... After the nightmare of the Jets winning last week, the Jags beat the Bears in week 15 & the Jets lose to the Browns. Jets fans are delirious. The curse is over. We finally caught a break. Lawrence is ours. And then week 16. The pats are out of the playoffs. Belicheat stands on the sidelines with a smile hidden beneath his masked face as he watches his pats lose to the Jets & destroy the Jets fans hopes & dreams. It doesn’t get any Jetsier than that. I may be work, but I think Nostradamus predicted this. Ive been dreading this scenario since it looked like we were all-in on the tank. Belidick is absolutely going to play all scrubs in that game for evaluation reasons. Same reason we should have been playing Hogan last week.
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Post by DDNYjets on Dec 24, 2020 13:16:00 GMT -5
So this hit me today. The Jets just had an 0-13 season & were in the drivers seat to get a “generational quarterback” & of course, they won a game & are now on pace to be the first 1-15 tam in nFl history not to have the first pick in the draft. How Jetsy. But then I thought, wait... what if this isn’t enough pain for Jets fans to go through? Imagine this... After the nightmare of the Jets winning last week, the Jags beat the Bears in week 15 & the Jets lose to the Browns. Jets fans are delirious. The curse is over. We finally caught a break. Lawrence is ours. And then week 16. The pats are out of the playoffs. Belicheat stands on the sidelines with a smile hidden beneath his masked face as he watches his pats lose to the Jets & destroy the Jets fans hopes & dreams. It doesn’t get any Jetsier than that. I may be work, but I think Nostradamus predicted this. I know this will happen. Gase is a stupid fucking cunt who will play Frank Gore and not younger players because he thinks the pats game is the SB. He’s an unlikeable scumbag. And remember, the idiot “brain trust” actually thought last years 6-2 finish meant they had some momentum when every fan knew they won a bunch of garbage games against garbage teams after they were already out of it after starting 1-7 last year. Dead team walking in a division where there will now be 2 perennial winners (Bills and Fins), rather than just one (Pats over the last 20 years). Jets are finished. They do not deserve fans. Let them die alone. This is where the GM and ownership needs to step in. Unfortunately bc of our dysfunctional power structure the GM cant tell Gase who to play. Which is what we should be doing in a dead season to see what we have for future.
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Post by Hotman on Dec 24, 2020 14:31:48 GMT -5
Anyone who knows this ass boil of a team knows that they have at least one good nutkick of the seasopne left in them. And it definitely involves Belicheat giving crackhead gaze a high 5 with a giant grin on his face after "losing" to these cunts.
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Dec 24, 2020 16:30:35 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Dec 25, 2020 14:30:45 GMT -5
This is not what Christmas is about. Why do you hate baby Jeebus.
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Post by frostlich on Dec 25, 2020 15:47:46 GMT -5
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Post by vin on Dec 26, 2020 19:48:12 GMT -5
That's a scenario that unfortunately, I can foresee as well. Jags somehow beat the Bears, Jets lose to Cleveland....and all of a sudden it's sunshine and rainbows at the Hampur again. THEN come Week 16 where all the Jets have to do is lose....they win Trevor. But then blow it by winning the game.
Again, I can 1000% see this occurring because they are the Jets. But why stop there? The Jets could pull off another "upset" against Cleveland (if Mayfield lays an egg), thus cementing the Jets place in Lore and Hell.
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