Ok... I think we need to have a talk.

Sit down my little hampurcunts.

It’s time we had a little talk. But since you’re all Jets fans, I’ll use pictures to help explain it to you simple folk.

Look at this photo...



You see Lucy trying to convince Charlie Brown that it’s his lucky day. He is finally going to kick the football.

But Charlie Brown knows that the fucking piece of shit bitch is going to pull it away like she always does. And he’s going to come crashing down & get all butt hurt once again.

But he keeps thinking that maybe it really is his day. Maybe all of the suffering is in the past. He fucking deserves this. It’s his fucking time!!!



You hampurcunts still paying attention? Good.

Now realize that you, the simple minded Jet fan... you are Charlie Brown.

The football is Deshaun Watson.

And then there’s that fucking cunt Lucy.



Lucy is reality.

And the reality is that Deshaun Watson ain’t going to be a fucking Jet.

Accept the reality. Accept that you’re a Jets fan and you were fucking gullible to even think that you could get a franchise QB this easily. Accept the pain. Accept it now. 

Lesson over... please go back to you regularly scheduled shitty fucking existence.