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Post by tbp on Mar 17, 2024 15:33:57 GMT -5
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour
Before the devil knows you're dead.
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Post by RobR on Mar 17, 2024 16:10:28 GMT -5
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Post by quantum on Mar 17, 2024 17:22:44 GMT -5
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 17, 2024 17:59:36 GMT -5
As my late maternal grandfather would say "Today is for amateurs." He said this with a half-full pint glass of Bushmills in one hand and a Cohiba in the other. This was the early/mid '80's. My father asked "Wow, where did you get the Cohiba?!" and my grandfather would say "Don't ask." When he got home from WWII, still a kid, he got a job at Ebbet's Field as an usher and became friends with Pee-Wee Reese, Duke Snider and Jackie Robinson. When he introduced my grandmother, then his girlfriend, to Jackie, she didn't know how to react because she had never spoken to a black person. The stories that old coot had.
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Post by Big L on Mar 17, 2024 18:27:33 GMT -5
Erin go braless
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Post by flushingjet on Mar 18, 2024 10:57:47 GMT -5
How does Paddy know when he’s had too much to drink?
When he’s seein’ Dublin
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Post by shakin on Mar 18, 2024 11:48:26 GMT -5
when i worked in manhattan i would step over passed out drunks on the way IN to work on st paddys day
the train home was "the vomit comet" but it was ok because i could compare myself to other drunks and feel like i din't have a problem
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Post by 2foolish on Mar 26, 2024 13:02:54 GMT -5
As my late maternal grandfather would say "Today is for amateurs." He said this with a half-full pint glass of Bushmills in one hand and a Cohiba in the other. This was the early/mid '80's. My father asked "Wow, where did you get the Cohiba?!" and my grandfather would say "Don't ask." When he got home from WWII, still a kid, he got a job at Ebbet's Field as an usher and became friends with Pee-Wee Reese, Duke Snider and Jackie Robinson. When he introduced my grandmother, then his girlfriend, to Jackie, she didn't know how to react because she had never spoken to a black person. The stories that old coot had. thats the way i always felt...but my brethern march and drink...and i wait at the bar...btw i wanna go back to that moment ur grams meet jackie if we ever get the technology...lol... |
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