Rex Ryan Predicts 4-12 Finish with Bills in '15 UPDATE
Apr 1, 2015 16:16:42 GMT -5
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Apr 1, 2015 16:16:42 GMT -5
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In a turnabout from his usual well-known bravado, Rex Ryan, newly appointed head coach of the Buffalo Bills, made an uncharacteristically circumspect prediction, to wit: his new team would finish with a 4-12 record in his first season. Asked whether the Bills' flurry of off-season moves wouldn't help them in their quest to close the gap with the Evil Empire, Ryan lamented: "I didn't come to Buffalo to kiss Belidick's rings but he still does have Sparklepony, and we got squat at QB. We got his castoff, that Castle kid. "
The formerly rotund but still jocular coach continued:" I'm a good coach and all that kind of stuff, but how can you compete with Darth Belidick, who believes the rule book should be used for toilet paper?" And added ruefully, "plus we have no first round pick this year. I don't what that asshole of a GM was thinking last year trading up for Sammy Watkins. Now where do I get some kick ass wings?"
The formerly rotund but still jocular coach continued:" I'm a good coach and all that kind of stuff, but how can you compete with Darth Belidick, who believes the rule book should be used for toilet paper?" And added ruefully, "plus we have no first round pick this year. I don't what that asshole of a GM was thinking last year trading up for Sammy Watkins. Now where do I get some kick ass wings?"
We shall see, the AFC East rivalries have never looked more exciting than they prove to be in 2015.
