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Post by Fishooked on Apr 23, 2015 16:23:02 GMT -5
I have a tendency to get alligator arms when I have to catch passes near parked cars.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 24, 2015 1:21:09 GMT -5
Anytime a Frenchman shows more ballz than you is a time to re-evaluate your priorities. I was planning on bringing my girlfriend at the time. I'm sure it would have gone well. I could see that working.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Apr 24, 2015 6:33:14 GMT -5
Hampur vs JN ill go set it up I can throw long, so if you want to lead anyone into a crowd or parked bus it will be done....
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Post by 32Green on Apr 24, 2015 6:33:52 GMT -5
I was planning on bringing my girlfriend at the time. I'm sure it would have gone well. I could see that working. Nice group of guys.... but some hot young piece of arse being walked towards a stiff bunch of unblinking, mouth-breathing, beer-guzzling. leering, middle-aged dudes standing around a beer tap like awkward penguins with fake smiles on their faces sounds more like a walk to the gas-chamber.... than a charming intro to my "intertentns friends who are soooooo funny".
Anyhoo, if I wasn't old, fat, had my kid with me and been limp-d1cked drunk.. I would have tapped that arse right in front of Caltron just because I could. He made the right decision.
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Post by jetswin on Apr 24, 2015 6:58:02 GMT -5
I could see that working. Nice group of guys.... but some hot young piece of arse being walked towards a stiff bunch of unblinking, mouth-breathing, beer-guzzling. leering, middle-aged dudes standing around a beer tap like awkward penguins with fake smiles on their faces sounds more like a walk to the gas-chamber.... than a charming intro to my "intertentns friends who are soooooo funny".
Anyhoo, if I wasn't old, fat, had my kid with me and been limp-d1cked drunk.. I would have tapped that arse right in front of Caltron just because I could. He made the right decision.
who needs a live simulcast when we have this spot on description lol
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Post by Fishooked on Apr 24, 2015 7:11:02 GMT -5
Nice group of guys.... but some hot young piece of arse being walked towards a stiff bunch of unblinking, mouth-breathing, beer-guzzling. leering, middle-aged dudes standing around a beer tap like awkward penguins with fake smiles on their faces sounds more like a walk to the gas-chamber.... than a charming intro to my "intertentns friends who are soooooo funny".
Anyhoo, if I wasn't old, fat, had my kid with me and been limp-d1cked drunk.. I would have tapped that arse right in front of Caltron just because I could. He made the right decision.
who needs a live simulcast when we have this spot on description lol LOLZ Looks like the Eggles game is in the lead so far....
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 24, 2015 7:42:17 GMT -5
I could see that working. Nice group of guys.... but some hot young piece of arse being walked towards a stiff bunch of unblinking, mouth-breathing, beer-guzzling. leering, middle-aged dudes standing around a beer tap like awkward penguins with fake smiles on their faces sounds more like a walk to the gas-chamber.... than a charming intro to my "intertentns friends who are soooooo funny".
Anyhoo, if I wasn't old, fat, had my kid with me and been limp-d1cked drunk.. I would have tapped that arse right in front of Caltron just because I could. He made the right decision.
Right after offering a beer to Ragu I could ask Carltron "Hey did you tell her your test came back positive?"
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Post by carlton on Apr 24, 2015 9:55:53 GMT -5
Nice group of guys.... but some hot young piece of arse being walked towards a stiff bunch of unblinking, mouth-breathing, beer-guzzling. leering, middle-aged dudes standing around a beer tap like awkward penguins with fake smiles on their faces sounds more like a walk to the gas-chamber.... than a charming intro to my "intertentns friends who are soooooo funny".
Anyhoo, if I wasn't old, fat, had my kid with me and been limp-d1cked drunk.. I would have tapped that arse right in front of Caltron just because I could. He made the right decision.
Right after offering a beer to Ragu I could ask Carltron "Hey did you tell her your test came back positive?" On second thought maybe I'll skip bringing a girl.
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Post by Fishooked on Apr 24, 2015 10:01:01 GMT -5
Right after offering a beer to Ragu I could ask Carltron "Hey did you tell her your test came back positive?" On second thought maybe I'll skip bringing a girl. You'd probably have more fun....and you wouldn't have to explain away all of the STD jokes.
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Post by carlton on Apr 24, 2015 10:07:24 GMT -5
On second thought maybe I'll skip bringing a girl. You'd probably have more fun....and you wouldn't have to explain away all of the STD jokes. "Haha what a bunch of jokesters these guys are right?" "Babe? Wait.. Where are you going?"
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Post by Fishooked on Apr 24, 2015 10:09:33 GMT -5
You'd probably have more fun....and you wouldn't have to explain away all of the STD jokes. "Haha what a bunch of jokesters these guys are right?" "Babe? Wait.. Where are you going?"
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Apr 24, 2015 10:18:55 GMT -5
"Haha what a bunch of jokesters these guys are right?" "Babe? Wait.. Where are you going?" Mr. and Mrs. Bing would attend......
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 24, 2015 10:51:12 GMT -5
Nice group of guys.... but some hot young piece of arse being walked towards a stiff bunch of unblinking, mouth-breathing, beer-guzzling. leering, middle-aged dudes standing around a beer tap like awkward penguins with fake smiles on their faces sounds more like a walk to the gas-chamber.... than a charming intro to my "intertentns friends who are soooooo funny".
Anyhoo, if I wasn't old, fat, had my kid with me and been limp-d1cked drunk.. I would have tapped that arse right in front of Caltron just because I could. He made the right decision.
who needs a live simulcast when we have this spot on description lol Just going to give Green a megaphone and record his rants throughout hampurcon. Instant you tube viral
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Post by Jetworks on Apr 24, 2015 17:54:25 GMT -5
I could see that working. Nice group of guys.... but some hot young piece of arse being walked towards a stiff bunch of unblinking, mouth-breathing, beer-guzzling. leering, middle-aged dudes standing around a beer tap like awkward penguins with fake smiles on their faces sounds more like a walk to the gas-chamber.... than a charming intro to my "intertentns friends who are soooooo funny".
Anyhoo, if I wasn't old, fat, had my kid with me and been limp-d1cked drunk.. I would have tapped that arse right in front of Caltron just because I could. He made the right decision.
I prefer scotch, as you know, otherwise spot-on.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 24, 2015 21:12:30 GMT -5
Nice group of guys.... but some hot young piece of arse being walked towards a stiff bunch of unblinking, mouth-breathing, beer-guzzling. leering, middle-aged dudes standing around a beer tap like awkward penguins with fake smiles on their faces sounds more like a walk to the gas-chamber.... than a charming intro to my "intertentns friends who are soooooo funny".
Anyhoo, if I wasn't old, fat, had my kid with me and been limp-d1cked drunk.. I would have tapped that arse right in front of Caltron just because I could. He made the right decision.
I prefer scotch, as you know, otherwise spot-on. I did, in fact, leave scotch-slurping out of that narrative.
My apologies.
Best part was my kid going..."S...so Dad. You don't know these guys?"
I'm like... "no...yes."
About sums it up!
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