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Post by Fishooked on Apr 25, 2015 9:22:48 GMT -5
I prefer scotch, as you know, otherwise spot-on. I did, in fact, leave scotch-slurping out of that narrative.
My apologies.
Best part was my kid going..."S...so Dad. You don't know these guys?"
I'm like... "no...yes."
About sums it up!
At least he could have kicked all of our asses if we got out of line...32g brought bodyguards.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 25, 2015 9:32:41 GMT -5
Can't make the Eagles game. My newest addition is due the day before.
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Post by Jetworks on Apr 25, 2015 17:01:30 GMT -5
Can't make the Eagles game. My newest addition is due the day before. And?
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Post by Hotman on Apr 25, 2015 17:25:49 GMT -5
Can't make the Eagles game. My newest addition is due the day before. What a shit excuse. It'll be here then, what's the problem?
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Post by Hotman on Apr 25, 2015 17:28:11 GMT -5
Can't make the Eagles game. My newest addition is due the day before. What a shit excuse. It'll be here then, what's the problem? JT you should come to the A for the PHiSH run at Lakewood bro... We're gonna rage it homey. southside will even be there.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 25, 2015 20:40:51 GMT -5
Can't make the Eagles game. My newest addition is due the day before. New driver?
You sonnofabitch.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 25, 2015 20:47:04 GMT -5
Can't make the Eagles game. My newest addition is due the day before. New driver?
You sonnofabitch.
Got the 2014 Big Bertha. You've been gone. Kid #4 due September 26th.
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 25, 2015 20:57:09 GMT -5
New driver?
You sonnofabitch.
Got the 2014 Big Bertha. You've been gone. Kid #4 due September 26th. congratz again. Enjoy the no sex. I shiver thinking about how you take care of yourself during the dry spell. On the other hand maybe its good stuff
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 25, 2015 21:28:47 GMT -5
Got the 2014 Big Bertha. You've been gone. Kid #4 due September 26th. congratz again. Enjoy the no sex. I shiver thinking about how you take care of yourself during the dry spell. On the other hand maybe its good stuff Thank you. The six week post-birth dry spell sucks, but we're making up for it now and then some. First trimester is over, so she's no longer tired all the time. Baby bump is showing more and more, which means she's on top for the duration.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 27, 2015 13:01:10 GMT -5
Baby bump is showing more and more, which means she's on top for the duration. That's like...6 months. Wont your deek get sore, meester?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 27, 2015 13:28:08 GMT -5
Can't make the Eagles game. My newest addition is due the day before. This year it was your sisters wedding, next year a baby. If your gonna lie at least use a valid excuse
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Post by carlton on Apr 27, 2015 13:53:10 GMT -5
I could see that working. Nice group of guys.... but some hot young piece of arse being walked towards a stiff bunch of unblinking, mouth-breathing, beer-guzzling. leering, middle-aged dudes standing around a beer tap like awkward penguins with fake smiles on their faces sounds more like a walk to the gas-chamber.... than a charming intro to my "intertentns friends who are soooooo funny".
Anyhoo, if I wasn't old, fat, had my kid with me and been limp-d1cked drunk.. I would have tapped that arse right in front of Caltron just because I could. He made the right decision.
32 is offering to live-rape a young woman if anyone is interested.
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 27, 2015 14:17:55 GMT -5
Can't make the Eagles game. My newest addition is due the day before. This year it was your sisters wedding, next year a baby. If your gonna lie at least use a valid excuse :sigh: You're right. You've caught me. Well... My entire life had been a lie up until September 2014, so I decided to become a woman. My surgery was scheduled during the first Hampurcon, so I couldn't make it. It's been a magical 7 months. But I want my cock back. I reached out to my reassignment doctors and they've agreed to lop off my bitch-tits, re-outie my dork and refill my sack with my old nards (which Dr. Peter Knob, my plastic surgeon/urologist, kept for some reason). Unfortunately the doctors are busy until the Jets vs Iggles game, so I have to seize the opportunity while I can. Once again, I'll regret my absence. But I can no longer lie to myself. Hopefully this experience will allow me to advocate on behalf of other gender-confused men and women. And tell them to wake the fuck up, you are who you are. Fucking weirdos.
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Post by Fishooked on Apr 27, 2015 14:36:00 GMT -5
Can't make the Eagles game. My newest addition is due the day before. Simple. Just schedule a c-section for your wife 2 weeks beforehand without her knowledge. Baby's out, wife healing up. Easy-peasy. Edit; Even better, guilt your sister into hanging with your wife for the day, since she was the reason you missed the first HampurCon.
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Post by Fishooked on Apr 27, 2015 14:38:58 GMT -5
That's like...6 months. Wont your deek get sore, meester?
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