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Post by jetswin on Jun 24, 2015 7:16:19 GMT -5
 nypost.com/2015/06/24/testicle-biting-fish-found-in-new-jersey/Testicle-biting fish found in New Jersey
By Todd VeneziaJune 24, 2015 | 2:11am Hey, guys, if you go lake fishing in hip boots in New Jersey, better wear a cup to protect the “family jewels.” A man and his son caught a strange species in Swedes Lake in southern Jersey that turned out to be a rare Amazonian fish known in South America as the “Nutcracker,” according to reports. The pacu fish looks like a piranha but instead of razor teeth has flat, almost human choppers. It’s notorious for biting the testicles of swimmers and fisherman in the Amazon, the Daily Mail said. The Jersey pacu may have been in someone’s exotic aquarium before being abandoned. ...this Nutcracker is not suite  |
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Post by jay57 on Jun 24, 2015 8:32:58 GMT -5
As long as you don't go swimming with your nuts hanging out you're probably ok. They sell these in pet stores when they're small, but then they get huge and people let them go in lakes.
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Post by thebigragu on Jun 24, 2015 12:56:51 GMT -5
This is a big problem i hear now living in fucking chicago. I was so amped to swim 8n lake Michigan because its blue and clear as shit, then people started telling me assholes dump their crazy exotic fish in here. Then i saw some of the fish 5hat actually live in the fucking lake. Id rather take my chances with the sharks
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Post by thebigragu on Jun 24, 2015 13:11:20 GMT -5
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Post by DDNYjets on Jun 24, 2015 13:35:39 GMT -5
This is why I only swim in pools. The fish have the sea and we have the land and the birds have the air.
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Post by 32Green on Jun 24, 2015 14:16:56 GMT -5
Hhhhhmm. Tastes like...balls?
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Post by quantum on Jun 26, 2015 14:00:45 GMT -5
Hhhhhmm. Tastes like...balls? rocky mountain oysters. salty and chewy. yuck. |
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Post by Fishooked on Jun 28, 2015 9:48:13 GMT -5
This is why I only swim in pools. The fish have the sea and we have the land and the birds have the air. Yeah but urine |
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Post by jetstream23 on Jun 29, 2015 0:02:57 GMT -5
Those teeth look like they would grip and never let go! Seems like quite a narrow mouth though. And I bet he's a tenacious little fucker!!!! Wait....he's the perfect man for the job!  |
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