Full Tom Sparklepony Transcript From Hearing In NY

Bill Billicheck: I don't know what to say, really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives. All comes down to today, and either, we cheat as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play. Until we're finished. We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can cheat our way back into the light. We can cheat outta hell... one inch at a time. Now I can't do it for ya, I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I've pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know, when you get old, in life, things get taken from you. I mean, that's... that's... that's a part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losin' stuff. You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we cheat for that inch. On this team we cheat everyone for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy who will cheat to die whose gonna win that inch. And I know, if I'm gonna have any life anymore it's because I'm still willing to cheat and die for that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you cheat. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think ya going to see a guy who'd willing to cheat for that inch with you. Your gonna see a guy who will cheat himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it your gonna do the same for him. That's a team, gentlemen, and either, we cheat, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football guys, that's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?