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Post by porgyman on Sept 16, 2015 8:48:42 GMT -5
What a dick....(article below)
Give It Up For the Guy Who Took 35 Viagra Pills in One Sitting His erection lasted longer than the recommended four hours...like, five days longer.
ENTERTAINMENTSeptember 15, 2015 By GABRIELLA PAIELLA
Every once in awhile, a story will come along that makes the 13-year-old boy that lives in my brain very, very happy. This is one of those stories.
The Sun is reporting that Daniel Medford, a 36-year-old plasterer and father of two in Withernsea, East Yorkshire went on a two-day bender with his mates (that’s what they call bros in the UK) during which he consumed 35 Viagra tablets for fun. After popping the 35th pill his vision went green due to a Viagra side effect called cyanopsia and he started to panic. He went home to his wife, she got his drunk ass to the hospital, and he was eventually discharged after 36 hours. But his penis had other plans — namely, an erection that lasted five entire days. Blimey!!!!!
He clarified to The Sun that “it wasn’t a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for five days it sprang into life—and it was no use to me.”
As for his wife? The Daily Beast reports that he told them she was “a little mad” at him.
Had this happened to me, I would’ve marched around the house yelling “I’m the boner king! I’m the boner king!” for five days straight. But I don’t have a penis and I’m not an idiot, so there we go. If you need me, I’ll be over here laughing like this.
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Post by quantum on Sept 16, 2015 10:12:47 GMT -5
I'm surprised it didn't explode.
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Post by Touchable on Sept 16, 2015 10:15:52 GMT -5
I'm surprised it didn't explode. That's what I was thinking Like when you cook a hotdog for too long.
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Post by ricard78 on Sept 16, 2015 10:28:45 GMT -5
His wife must be taking it hard.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2015 10:56:23 GMT -5
ding
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Post by jetstream23 on Sept 17, 2015 12:09:20 GMT -5
His wife must be taking it hard.
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Post by leftturn3 on Sept 18, 2015 7:00:03 GMT -5
The article should have read, 36 hrs later he was released, 36 after that his wife was admitted.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2015 7:44:20 GMT -5
That's could be 35 nights with Bangkok.
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Post by Warfish on Sept 18, 2015 11:59:14 GMT -5
Am I the only one here whose never taken a Viagra?
Whats it do exactly? Give you a woody, right? But does it help how long said Woody hangs out before you pop?
The ignorant want to know!
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Post by Hotman on Sept 18, 2015 13:21:47 GMT -5
Am I the only one here whose never taken a Viagra? Whats it do exactly? Give you a woody, right? But does it help how long said Woody hangs out before you pop? The ignorant want to know! I think I know someone who tried to snort it... And I'm pretty sure I remember them saying it didn't do shit but burn their nasal and give them a massive headache. I know some real dumbasses. You offer up good questions about the boner pill. No doubt many want to answer your question but are afraid to step forward.
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