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Post by porgyman on Oct 6, 2015 9:36:09 GMT -5
So, anyone want to try one? Article courtesy of Maxim below:
Yes, Burger King's Black-Bunned Halloween Whopper Will Turn Your Poop Green It happened to me.
ENTERTAINMENTOctober 5, 2015 By CHRIS WILSON Facebook Twitter Pinterest Google Plus
Last week, I reviewed Burger King's surprisingly tasty, black-bunned Halloween Whopper. The next day I noticed something strange: My poop was a ghoulish shade of green.
I assumed the goblin-like pallor of my shit was either due to the A1 Steak Sauce-inspired color of the Whopper bun, or the various other pollutants that course through my system at all times.
A combination of surprised and concerned, I chose to pretend that nothing weird was happening, and went on with my day. But now, BuzzFeed points out that people are freaking out over the Halloween Whopper rotting their insides in a similar manner. Mystery solved.
So yes, much like the colorful impression that beets make on your stool as explained in this Portlandia bit, the dyes in the pitch-black Halloween Whopper bun have a similarly transformative effect. Sadly, this festive poo only appears within a day of ingesting the Halloween Whopper, so there's no hope of saving up for St. Patrick's Day.
A (probably horrified) Burger King corporate spokesperson did not respond to a request for comment. At least now I have the email address for when BK's Pumpkin Spice Oreo Shake turns my pee nuclear orange.
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Post by 2foolish on Oct 6, 2015 9:51:15 GMT -5
thanks for the green poop...
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Post by jetswin on Oct 6, 2015 11:30:39 GMT -5
would this be considered a trick or a treat?
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Post by quantum on Oct 6, 2015 13:30:24 GMT -5
i had no desire to try one UNTIL NOW!
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Post by porgyman on Oct 6, 2015 15:57:12 GMT -5
i had no desire to try one UNTIL NOW!Please, report back to us.
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Post by porgyman on Oct 6, 2015 16:03:25 GMT -5
Actually, just got to thinkin. If you eat one of these, with some beets and some corn, will you sheetz a rainbow out of your azz.?
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Post by Hotman on Oct 6, 2015 16:13:37 GMT -5
Actually, just got to thinkin. If you eat one of these, with some beets and some corn, will you sheetz a rainbow out of your azz.? Progressive Tolerance Shitting Rainbows
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Post by Fishooked on Oct 6, 2015 16:17:06 GMT -5
So will blue-raspberry anything
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Post by jcappy on Oct 6, 2015 17:29:46 GMT -5
Its green, so it must be good for you
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Post by Peebag on Oct 7, 2015 9:21:00 GMT -5
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