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Post by RageATL on Dec 15, 2015 19:51:24 GMT -5
Or cockroaches, either way they freak me the fvck out. They always catch me at a weird time like pissing in the middle of the night or grabbing a glass of water first thing in the morning. Things are nasty as shit.
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Post by Big L on Dec 15, 2015 20:24:25 GMT -5
Little cockroaches.
Wood roach.
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Post by jay57 on Dec 15, 2015 20:34:25 GMT -5
Or cockroaches, either way they freak me the fvck out. They always catch me at a weird time like pissing in the middle of the night or grabbing a glass of water first thing in the morning. Things are nasty as shit. I remember those from when I lived in SC. Pretty name for a giant cockroach. Fast little bastards. You chase them around the house and just when you think you have it cornered, the little fucker takes off and starts flying! And you think, holy shit! Didn't see that coming! |
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Post by Big L on Dec 15, 2015 20:43:53 GMT -5
First time I ever saw one was going to piss in the middle of the night when in NC. Turn on the light In the bathroom and threw my arm out jumping back from the "what the fuck is that?!" Scurrying across the floor.
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Post by DDNYjets on Dec 15, 2015 20:52:13 GMT -5
Clean your fookin house.
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Post by RageATL on Dec 16, 2015 9:24:36 GMT -5
EAD, I'm a Nazi about the house being clean. We tend to notice them right after it rains. One night I'm watching TV in the dark and notice something moving on the top black bezel of the plasma. Shit. Turn on the light and the fooker is right there. Can't swat at it so had to coax it off the TV onto the cabinet.
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Post by Fishooked on Dec 16, 2015 9:35:33 GMT -5
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Post by Peebag on Dec 16, 2015 13:04:42 GMT -5
we got these damn things -  |
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Post by Hotman on Dec 16, 2015 13:53:01 GMT -5
GOD DAMN SPIDER CRICKETS I HATE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! |
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Post by quantum on Dec 16, 2015 14:26:49 GMT -5
They always catch me at a weird time like grabbing my balls first thing in the morning. pretty common, from what I've read |
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Post by LoneStarLady on Dec 16, 2015 17:12:14 GMT -5
Or cockroaches, either way they freak me the fvck out. They always catch me at a weird time like pissing in the middle of the night or grabbing a glass of water first thing in the morning. Things are nasty as shit. Got them over here in Texas, too. We spray around the baseboards and they still get in. Fast as hell and don't want to die even when you bug-spray them and step on them repeatedly -- though I'm getting pretty good at it. Oh I never go into a dark room or the garage without turning on a light. Scare the crap out of me before I start chasing and stomping them. Creepy, nasty little creatures. |
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Post by LoneStarLady on Dec 16, 2015 17:17:18 GMT -5
Thanks for the nightmares! I really didn't need another bug to envision.  But I never saw those crickets when I lived in CT and MA. Maybe it's a New Jersey thing.  We had some bugs in New England but when I moved to Texas, wow, a whole new world of bug-ness opened up. |
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Post by Hotman on Dec 16, 2015 17:28:40 GMT -5
Thanks for the nightmares! I really didn't need another bug to envision. But I never saw those crickets when I lived in CT and MA. Maybe it's a New Jersey thing. We had some bugs in New England but when I moved to Texas, wow, a whole new world of bug-ness opened up. Oh no, they have these damn demon fuckers in the south aplenty! They jump. ON YOU. And toward you, not away. And they make a pop sound when they jump. Try to stomp them and they jump in all directions and especially if you get near a bunch of them they fuckin jump onto you. When you stomp them they make a loud pop, but you have to catch them. Like trying to catch a fuckin fly. I HATE these damn things like you wouldn't believe. Some people call them spidercrickets some call them cave crickets some call them basement dwellers. |
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Post by RageATL on Dec 16, 2015 17:50:14 GMT -5
They always catch me at a weird time like grabbing my balls first thing in the morning. pretty common, from what I've read I see what you did there. |
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Post by RageATL on Dec 16, 2015 17:52:34 GMT -5
Or cockroaches, either way they freak me the fvck out. They always catch me at a weird time like pissing in the middle of the night or grabbing a glass of water first thing in the morning. Things are nasty as shit. Got them over here in Texas, too. We spray around the baseboards and they still get in. Fast as hell and don't want to die even when you bug-spray them and step on them repeatedly -- though I'm getting pretty good at it. Oh I never go into a dark room or the garage without turning on a light. Scare the crap out of me before I start chasing and stomping them. Creepy, nasty little creatures. Amen, LSL! Exactly, I have taken to turning on the light before I enter a room and rapping on the indoor garage door before I even step into the garage. I know where they're coming in so I'll shore that up but I feel like I've had them before the door jamb to the deck started rotting at the bottom. I don't even mess with them, in the vacuum they go. |
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