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Post by jetswin on Dec 18, 2014 8:33:54 GMT -5
in front of the whole table (4 dudes...not including myself, 1 chick) so does that make you a lesbian?
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 18, 2014 8:47:23 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 9:02:18 GMT -5
Call her, then "go the extra mile" to close out your first date. The next day, rekindle a Ragu-Hampur "Backdoor Thread".
Also, any celebrity/newscaster the young lady resembled?
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Post by Big L on Dec 18, 2014 9:20:48 GMT -5
This is pretty much how it really went down. And that's what she looks like.
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Post by southside on Dec 18, 2014 10:09:01 GMT -5
First off, lmao at the name changes.
Second, I'll search through Asian pr0n stars and find a look-a-like.
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Post by Ff2 on Dec 18, 2014 10:12:06 GMT -5
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Post by thebigragu on Dec 18, 2014 10:49:53 GMT -5
What's my next move here? wake up. Because you're dreaming Lmfao
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Post by thebigragu on Dec 18, 2014 10:51:28 GMT -5
Was it really a "call me next time you're coming in" or did seem like a call/text me anytime type vibe? Definitely was a, "Call me because I want to fuck you" vibe. She just kind of came up with that after she realized that everyone at the table was watching what happened and she tried to play it cool. It was cute. She was super nice. I'm actually worried that she's trying to lure me into a trap to where they sell my organs on the black market. She was SUPER nice. What are you marcia fucking brady?
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 18, 2014 10:55:33 GMT -5
Definitely was a, "Call me because I want to fuck you" vibe. She just kind of came up with that after she realized that everyone at the table was watching what happened and she tried to play it cool. It was cute. She was super nice. I'm actually worried that she's trying to lure me into a trap to where they sell my organs on the black market. She was SUPER nice. What are you marcia fucking brady? Her personality was amaaaaaaaazing!
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Post by Big L on Dec 18, 2014 10:58:34 GMT -5
This is EXACTLY why this kid never gets laid.
:shakehead:
Fish, get the :shakehead: smiley back. for fuck sake.
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Post by LoneStarLady on Dec 18, 2014 11:17:06 GMT -5
First, Congratulations on not drinking whilst free sake was flowing. Second, what the hell "next move"? 1) "not gonna call her" 2) call her and "toss her ass in bed" 3) call her and have organs removed and sold 4) call her and ask if she's working this weekend, see whether she hints that you should come to the restaurant or that you two should see each other outside the restaurant I'm picking Door #4, Monty! She might want to just get laid (see Door #2) or she might want to date first, you won't know until you call. Of course, if you're not in the mood to see her any way but as a waitress, pick Door #1. And if Door #3 happens, it's been nice knowing you.
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Post by Hotman on Dec 18, 2014 11:33:04 GMT -5
You sure it was a she and not one of those "T" things? Those asians really go the extra mile with that shit. I've seen some bastard post this pic on the internet where you're scrolling and you're like, "hey, pretty hot asian chick with her big ol titties hangin ou...HARDCOCK!" Either way if I'm you you better call WTF
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Post by quantum on Dec 18, 2014 11:44:23 GMT -5
Next move = backdoor
the asian ladies love to please
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 11:46:03 GMT -5
Can you read her handwriting with all those goofy symbols? southvietnamslide says: fuckee just matter of Nguyen.
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Post by em31 on Dec 18, 2014 12:19:14 GMT -5
Caucasian organs can sometimes be larger than Asian organs. Just sayin'
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