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Post by ruby2 on Dec 27, 2015 20:29:12 GMT -5
Going on 30, fat and white, still playing football with 20 year old black and spanish kids.
Someone help.
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Post by Big L on Dec 27, 2015 20:30:49 GMT -5
Wait till you hit 40. Then it'll be a groin tear, not a pull.
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Post by southside on Dec 27, 2015 20:31:57 GMT -5
You let the blacks and hispanics pull your groin... Am I hearing this right?
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Post by shakin on Dec 27, 2015 20:40:47 GMT -5
i'm 50 and i will run circles around all you fucks in football. like obj on josh norbert
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Post by southside on Dec 27, 2015 20:44:57 GMT -5
i'm 50 and i will run circles around all you fucks in football. like obj on josh norbert You forgot to mention that you're fat. |
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Post by shakin on Dec 27, 2015 21:05:01 GMT -5
i'm 50 and i will run circles around all you fucks in football. like obj on josh norbert You forgot to mention that you're fat. not at all fat. and i don't wallow in self pity like some menopausal cork sniffer, but that's probably because i have my shit together everywhere it matters. |
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Post by Jetworks on Dec 27, 2015 21:13:54 GMT -5
Going on 30, fat and white, still playing football with 20 year old black and spanish kids. Someone help. I'm sure being a doughy CPA has something to do with that, too. POSSIBLUH.  |
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Post by Warfish on Dec 27, 2015 23:18:02 GMT -5
You forgot to mention that you're fat. not at all fat. and i don't wallow in self pity like some menopausal cork sniffer, but that's probably because i have my shit together everywhere it matters. First rule of internet overcompensation: Big talkers talk big.....online. |
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Post by shakin on Dec 27, 2015 23:24:10 GMT -5
not at all fat. and i don't wallow in self pity like some menopausal cork sniffer, but that's probably because i have my shit together everywhere it matters. First rule of internet overcompensation: Big talkers talk big.....online. hey don't you have a beanstalk to tend to |
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Post by 32Green on Dec 27, 2015 23:51:43 GMT -5
First rule of internet overcompensation: Big talkers talk big.....online. hey don't you have a beanstalk to tend to This is like the build up to the worst Wrestlemania ever. Two guys fall out of potato sacks onto the canvass....are quickly brushed onto stretchers, whisked away..and two fat drunk fat chicks are procured from the stands to fill the bill, except everyone is home, no muscle tone, cock=eyed and squinting angrily into a 'puter screen. Well..thats my Sun night, anyway. |
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Post by Peebag on Dec 28, 2015 9:53:41 GMT -5
I know someone who'll massage that out for you.
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Dec 28, 2015 16:43:32 GMT -5
I pull my groin every chance I get and twice on Sunday!  |
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Post by leftturn3 on Dec 29, 2015 14:38:25 GMT -5
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Post by Warfish on Dec 29, 2015 15:23:40 GMT -5
hey don't you have a beanstalk to tend to This is like the build up to the worst Wrestlemania ever. Two guys fall out of potato sacks onto the canvass....are quickly brushed onto stretchers, whisked away..and two fat drunk fat chicks are procured from the stands to fill the bill, except everyone is home, no muscle tone, cock=eyed and squinting angrily into a 'puter screen. Well..thats my Sun night, anyway. Seriously. How are you not being paid for this kind of writing somewhere? You could be the next Tony Kornholer. |
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