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Post by jay57 on Mar 16, 2016 22:36:51 GMT -5
then there is Fuck Kim, Marry Oprah for the cash (no prenup), and kill Barbra. I'd really like to kill Kim, butthat would mean I'd have to fuck Barbra, yech.
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Post by Hotman on Mar 17, 2016 0:40:54 GMT -5
Kill Oprah, Kill Barbara, Kill Kim. I reject all other options. hell yes, luv you bro.
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Post by Fishooked on Mar 17, 2016 4:26:20 GMT -5
Nightmare scenario to start things off. You have to Fuck ONE, Marry ONE & Kill ONE Brilliant thread. But these choices are turble lol Fuck & marry Martha, kill the other slags
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Post by Fishooked on Mar 17, 2016 4:27:27 GMT -5
Not a big fan of Rey, so she has to go. Marry Padme because she's got staying power. Fuck Leia because of that body, could not marry because of that coke problem.
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Post by Fishooked on Mar 17, 2016 4:29:14 GMT -5
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Post by maury77 on Mar 17, 2016 6:12:34 GMT -5
Kill Lisa Kudrow, she's the least attractive and her character was a fucking moron. Marry Jennifer Anniston, I find Courtney more attractive, but Anniston probably has more $$$ and would be more grateful to be in a marriage since she has been dumped so many times.
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 17, 2016 6:13:21 GMT -5
Marry Phoebe, lifetime of laughter. Fuck Rachel, murder Monica.
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Post by wesleymctoon on Mar 17, 2016 7:06:21 GMT -5
Who wouldn't kill Kendrick in that situation? She is horrible. Marry Jennifer Lawrence, fuck Anna Kendrick, kill Hermione. She's all pro-women and would be a headache. Will never understand the Kendrick thing. Not only is see below average looking, even in regular woman terms, but she is exceptionally annoying. As an actress and a person. That persona is like nails on a chalkboard. Would kill over and over. JLAW is a marry because she's super duper hot, seems fun and loaded. Guess I'd bang the other one, but she's another one I don't get the fuss about. Although much more attractive than Kendrick, she seems like your average cute skinny chick. Dime a dozen.
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Post by Fishooked on Mar 17, 2016 7:11:45 GMT -5
Kill Lisa Kudrow, she's the least attractive and her character was a fucking moron. Marry Jennifer Anniston, I find Courtney more attractive, but Anniston probably has more $$$ and would be more grateful to be in a marriage since she has been dumped so many times. Or maybe she's a complete psychopath which is why she was dumped so many times too.
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Post by Fishooked on Mar 17, 2016 7:15:44 GMT -5
Marry Jennifer Lawrence, fuck Anna Kendrick, kill Hermione. She's all pro-women and would be a headache. Will never understand the Kendrick thing. Not only is see below average looking, even in regular woman terms, but she is exceptionally annoying. As an actress and a person. That persona is like nails on a chalkboard. Would kill over and over. JLAW is a marry because she's super duper hot, seems fun and loaded. Guess I'd bang the other one, but she's another one I don't get the fuss about. Although much more attractive than Kendrick, she seems like your average cute skinny chick. Dime a dozen. Emma Watson seems like the perfect wife if you're like foreign ambassador or something. Very attractive & polished as hell. Lest we forget one of the best gifs of all time though i.imgur.com/5EGtP9h.gif
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 17, 2016 7:23:11 GMT -5
Marry Jennifer Lawrence, fuck Anna Kendrick, kill Hermione. She's all pro-women and would be a headache. Will never understand the Kendrick thing. Not only is see below average looking, even in regular woman terms, but she is exceptionally annoying. As an actress and a person. That persona is like nails on a chalkboard. Would kill over and over. JLAW is a marry because she's super duper hot, seems fun and loaded. Guess I'd bang the other one, but she's another one I don't get the fuss about. Although much more attractive than Kendrick, she seems like your average cute skinny chick. Dime a dozen. She's got huge T's. Totally agree with you on Jennifer. Hermione is too feminist, speaking at the UN about women's rights and shit like that. Yeah, I'd love to give her the most unimpressive 26 seconds of her life, but I don't think I could marry Anna Kendrick and I wouldn't kill Jennifer Lawrence. I don't like making choices.
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Post by Fishooked on Mar 17, 2016 8:08:32 GMT -5
Marry Phoebe, lifetime of laughter. Fuck Rachel, murder Monica. I'm with JT on this one, although Monica has gotten hotter, I think her crazy eyes have as well.
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Post by Ff2 on Mar 17, 2016 9:21:14 GMT -5
This one seems obvious at first but think about Mrs. Howel's $$$.
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Post by 2foolish on Mar 17, 2016 9:47:53 GMT -5
Nightmare scenario to start things off. You have to Fuck ONE, Marry ONE & Kill ONE easy...f-stewart...m-jenner(he's rich)k-odonnell...
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Post by wesleymctoon on Mar 17, 2016 10:33:35 GMT -5
Will never understand the Kendrick thing. Not only is see below average looking, even in regular woman terms, but she is exceptionally annoying. As an actress and a person. That persona is like nails on a chalkboard. Would kill over and over. JLAW is a marry because she's super duper hot, seems fun and loaded. Guess I'd bang the other one, but she's another one I don't get the fuss about. Although much more attractive than Kendrick, she seems like your average cute skinny chick. Dime a dozen. She's got huge T's. Totally agree with you on Jennifer. Hermione is too feminist, speaking at the UN about women's rights and shit like that. Yeah, I'd love to give her the most unimpressive 26 seconds of her life, but I don't think I could marry Anna Kendrick and I wouldn't kill Jennifer Lawrence. I don't like making choices. That's it? She has boobs? Tons of chicks have as good or better ones, but they don't come with that goofy face or annoying demeanor.
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