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Post by Jets Things on Mar 17, 2016 10:41:53 GMT -5
She's got huge T's. Totally agree with you on Jennifer. Hermione is too feminist, speaking at the UN about women's rights and shit like that. Yeah, I'd love to give her the most unimpressive 26 seconds of her life, but I don't think I could marry Anna Kendrick and I wouldn't kill Jennifer Lawrence. I don't like making choices. That's it? She has boobs? Tons of chicks have as good or better ones, but they don't come with that goofy face or annoying demeanor. Tons of other chicks weren't lined up in a Marry/Fuck/Kill with Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson.
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Post by Fishooked on Mar 17, 2016 10:42:33 GMT -5
She's got huge T's. Totally agree with you on Jennifer. Hermione is too feminist, speaking at the UN about women's rights and shit like that. Yeah, I'd love to give her the most unimpressive 26 seconds of her life, but I don't think I could marry Anna Kendrick and I wouldn't kill Jennifer Lawrence. I don't like making choices. That's it? She has boobs? Tons of chicks have as good or better ones, but they don't come with that goofy face or annoying demeanor. Id say she's cute, but her boobs aren't huge. She's doable in the girl next door / cute girl in the office type.
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 17, 2016 10:43:52 GMT -5
This one seems obvious at first but think about Mrs. Howel's $$$. It's completely obvious, you buffoon. Marry Ginger. She's a movie star, which means she has money. Fuck MaryAnn, right on a friggin hay bale. Kill Lovey. With extreme prejudice.
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 17, 2016 10:46:14 GMT -5
That's it? She has boobs? Tons of chicks have as good or better ones, but they don't come with that goofy face or annoying demeanor. Id say she's cute, but her boobs aren't huge. She's doable in the girl next door / cute girl in the office type. Fine. They're not huge.
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Post by Fishooked on Mar 17, 2016 10:49:12 GMT -5
This one seems obvious at first but think about Mrs. Howel's $$$. It's completely obvious, you buffoon. Marry Ginger. She's a movie star, which means she has money. Fuck MaryAnn, right on a friggin hay bale. Kill Lovey. With extreme prejudice. Or you could marry Lovey, since she has the most money, and would hopefully kick the bucket. The fuck both Marianne and Ginger.
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Post by jetstream23 on Mar 17, 2016 11:12:22 GMT -5
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 17, 2016 11:14:46 GMT -5
It's completely obvious, you buffoon. Marry Ginger. She's a movie star, which means she has money. Fuck MaryAnn, right on a friggin hay bale. Kill Lovey. With extreme prejudice. Or you could marry Lovey, since she has the most money, and would hopefully kick the bucket. The fuck both Marianne and Ginger. This is the part that worries me. Old bag would probably hang around for another few decades and expect me to go down on her regularly. I'll stick with marrying Ginger and her not-as-much-as-Lovey money.
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Post by 2milehighJet on Mar 17, 2016 12:04:58 GMT -5
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 17, 2016 12:06:42 GMT -5
Marry Hank, fuck Brandon, double-kill teh Beard
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Post by greenwave on Mar 17, 2016 13:45:07 GMT -5
This one is the easiest in the thread. Fuck Kudrow - she looks like fun. The least attractive, but that's what reverse cowgirl is for Marry Aniston - who wouldn't want to wake up to that every day? Kill Cox - she looks like she hates...everything.
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Post by maury77 on Mar 17, 2016 16:56:56 GMT -5
This one is the easiest in the thread. Fuck Kudrow - she looks like fun. The least attractive, but that's what reverse cowgirl is for Marry Aniston - who wouldn't want to wake up to that every day?Kill Cox - she looks like she hates...everything. Brad Pitt?
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Mar 17, 2016 18:20:10 GMT -5
Marry Hank, fuck Brandon, double-kill teh Beard Nailed it! (ETA finally I get how this game works)
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Post by Hotman on Mar 17, 2016 18:31:16 GMT -5
Marry Hank, fuck Brandon, double-kill teh Beard Nailed it! LOLOLOL
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Post by Warfish on Mar 17, 2016 21:27:40 GMT -5
Easiest ever. Fuck Jennifer Aniston (obviously). Marry Monica (because she's a great cook, and also hot). Kill the horrible creature Feebie.
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Post by Warfish on Mar 17, 2016 21:29:42 GMT -5
Marry Jennifer Lawrence, fuck Anna Kendrick, kill Hermione. She's all pro-women and would be a headache. Will never understand the Kendrick thing. Not only is see below average looking, even in regular woman terms..... Wait, wut?
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