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Post by Fishooked on Mar 21, 2016 13:08:18 GMT -5
Reverse motorboat? Is that motor boating ass cheeks, or tiddies on the back of your head? Asking for a friend. This is my understanding. I'd only do this if she's right out of the shower. You have standards? |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 21, 2016 13:34:41 GMT -5
This is my understanding. I'd only do this if she's right out of the shower. You have standards? Shocking, right? They're more like gray areas. Like she's right out of the shower, but has farted a few times. Flip a coin. |
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Post by quantum on Mar 21, 2016 14:31:30 GMT -5
i thought this would be much further along into crazy by now.
hmmm.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Mar 21, 2016 15:16:27 GMT -5
Cracks me up to imagine you in church singing songs about Jesus while picturing yourself reverse motorboating the chick in front of you (you probably know the correct word for that). We usually go to the family mass, which is a nice way of saying the "We know your kids are dicks so it's ok if they're loud here" mass. Lots of hot moms I'd love to reverse motorboat (pretty sure that is the technical term). What about a reverse titty fuck (i.e.: sitting on her face)? There must be a name for that. |
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Post by Gunnails on Mar 21, 2016 15:19:41 GMT -5
Before much more time passes and we move on, I wanted to let Newidenity know that I forgive him. Now go forth and prosper.
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 21, 2016 16:12:28 GMT -5
We usually go to the family mass, which is a nice way of saying the "We know your kids are dicks so it's ok if they're loud here" mass. Lots of hot moms I'd love to reverse motorboat (pretty sure that is the technical term). What about a reverse titty fuck (i.e.: sitting on her face)? There must be a name for that. I call that the "Fill Her Mouth With Doodie Because If She's Dumb Enough to Let A Guy Like Me Sit On Her Face, Then She Deserves Every Stinky Curl of the Brown and Then Maybe the Liquid Follows the Solid and I Glaze Her Once-Pretty Face with 98.6 Degree Colon Water" |
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Post by Raoul Duke on Mar 21, 2016 16:23:15 GMT -5
What about a reverse titty fuck (i.e.: sitting on her face)? There must be a name for that. I call that the "Fill Her Mouth With Doodie Because If She's Dumb Enough to Let A Guy Like Me Sit On Her Face, Then She Deserves Every Stinky Curl of the Brown and Then Maybe the Liquid Follows the Solid and I Glaze Her Once-Pretty Face with 98.6 Degree Colon Water" If that doesn't deserve a rep, I don't know what does. |
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Post by Big L on Mar 21, 2016 16:48:58 GMT -5
She could tongue punch your fart box while you reverse tiddy fuck.
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Post by Ff2 on Mar 22, 2016 8:31:13 GMT -5
What about a reverse titty fuck (i.e.: sitting on her face)? There must be a name for that. I call that the "Fill Her Mouth With Doodie Because If She's Dumb Enough to Let A Guy Like Me Sit On Her Face, Then She Deserves Every Stinky Curl of the Brown and Then Maybe the Liquid Follows the Solid and I Glaze Her Once-Pretty Face with 98.6 Degree Colon Water" Your like that Shakespeare guy sometimes. |
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Post by 32Green on Mar 22, 2016 10:57:36 GMT -5
I call that the "Fill Her Mouth With Doodie Because If She's Dumb Enough to Let A Guy Like Me Sit On Her Face, Then She Deserves Every Stinky Curl of the Brown and Then Maybe the Liquid Follows the Solid and I Glaze Her Once-Pretty Face with 98.6 Degree Colon Water" If that doesn't deserve a rep, I don't know what does. +1. And mebbe two... or three.... calls to the FBI.  |
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 22, 2016 14:16:33 GMT -5
I call that the "Fill Her Mouth With Doodie Because If She's Dumb Enough to Let A Guy Like Me Sit On Her Face, Then She Deserves Every Stinky Curl of the Brown and Then Maybe the Liquid Follows the Solid and I Glaze Her Once-Pretty Face with 98.6 Degree Colon Water" Your like that Shakespeare guy sometimes. Right, except I write my own material. |
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