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Post by abbynormal on Mar 25, 2016 11:58:37 GMT -5
Hello Jetfans
I have decided to give back to our community by offering advice to those vexed by life's everyday problems. Simply drop me a question in this thread and I will do my best to help you. Signed, AbbyNormal.
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 25, 2016 12:09:28 GMT -5
Do I have to wipe my ass every time I take a shit?
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Post by abbynormal on Mar 25, 2016 12:17:48 GMT -5
Do I have to wipe my ass every time I take a shit? Conventional wisdom says yes but we here at AbbyNormal disagree. We often find that the statement "Who shit their pants?" can be used as an icebreaker to start meaningful conversations with perfect strangers. As an added bonus, you can play "Guess what I had for dinner" while examining the trail of dingleberries that has fallen from your pants leg. Hope this helps Jets Things!!
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Post by porgyman on Mar 25, 2016 12:25:31 GMT -5
When receiving a blow job from my girl, why do I always start thinking about pancakes?
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Post by abbynormal on Mar 25, 2016 12:31:29 GMT -5
When receiving a blow job from my girl, why do I always start thinking about pancakes? Dear Porgyman, we here at AbbyNormal couldn't help but notice that you have blood clams in your avatar. That, coupled with your pancake question, leads us to believe that you are a rather obese gentleman and as such have not received oral favors from a lady in many years. Might we suggest a diet? Hope this helps!! Signed, AbbyNormal
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Post by porgyman on Mar 25, 2016 12:33:04 GMT -5
Abby....those ain't pies. They're blood clams!
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Mar 25, 2016 12:36:47 GMT -5
Abby, who asked you to come to Ze Hampur and claim to have answers for the fucking freaks here? do you have any idea what youre up against here? Good Luck, you ll need it.
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Post by abbynormal on Mar 25, 2016 12:37:34 GMT -5
Abby....those ain't pies. They're blood clams! Thank you Porgyman, my original response he's been edited. We here at AbbyNormal meant no disrespect to a connoisseur such as yourself. Good luck on the diet!! Signed, AbbyNormal.
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Post by abbynormal on Mar 25, 2016 12:44:17 GMT -5
Abby, who asked you to come to Ze Hampur and claim to have answers for the fucking freaks here? do you have any idea what youre up against here? Good Luck, you ll need it. Ahh, Bing, allow me to give you some unsolicited advice. You remind us here at AbbyNormal of a Remora, a fish that sucks on a shark. Ragu has asked me to ask you to leave him alone, as his breasts hurt. Swim away Bing, there is a whole Ocean to explore!! Hope this helps, signed AbbyNormal!
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Post by Peebag on Mar 25, 2016 13:06:10 GMT -5
Who do the jets pick @ 20?
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Post by abbynormal on Mar 25, 2016 13:14:35 GMT -5
Who do the jets pick @ 20? Thanks for the question Mr. Bag. Admittedly, we here at AbbyNormal aren't experts on college players but we are Jets fans. Keeping that in mind, we can see a trade up into the top 5 to get the best blocking TE in the nation. Go Jets!! Signed, AbbyNormal
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Mar 25, 2016 13:33:46 GMT -5
Shakin got a yard pass again...
Hope your pooper is ok man...
Xxoo Bing.
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 25, 2016 13:34:30 GMT -5
Dear AbbyNormal,
Where is my TV remote?
Sincerely, Blank Screen Watcher
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Post by abbynormal on Mar 25, 2016 13:38:37 GMT -5
Dear AbbyNormal, Where is my TV remote? Sincerely, Blank Screen Watcher Dear Mr. Things, As we get older, we here at AbbyNormal often find our memories slipping. Is it possible you forgot to pay the cable bill? Hope this helps! Signed, AbbyNormal
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Dear Abby
Mar 25, 2016 13:39:39 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Mar 25, 2016 13:39:39 GMT -5
Abby, who asked you to come to Ze Hampur and claim to have answers for the fucking freaks here? do you have any idea what youre up against here? Good Luck, you ll need it. Ahh, Bing, allow me to give you some unsolicited advice. Although I like sucking cock, You remind us here at AbbyNormal of a fucking God, eating fish that sucks on a shark. Ragu has asked you to ask me to leave him alone, as my breasts hurt. Swing away Bing, there is a whole Ocean to explore!! Hope this helps, signed AbbyNormal! Ok then...and welcome aboard...
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