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Post by porgyman on Apr 20, 2016 16:44:16 GMT -5
I never knew that dolphins were pervs. Here is proof.... www.businessinsider.com/dolphin-assisted-birth-is-dangerous-2013-5Although dolphins can be incredibly intelligent and are often affectionate toward and form bonds with humans (they have been know to give gifts to people in Australia, team up with Brazilian fishermen, and blow fun bubble rings, for example), the animals can be incredibly dangerous, too. They try to rape and drown people; they gang rape their females and sometimes hold them hostage for weeks; they murder baby porpoises for fun; they kill the babies of rival male dolphins, because as soon as her child dies, a female dolphin is ready to be raped and impregnated immediately. Unless the dolphins are raised in captivity and specifically taught how to interact safely with humans, they are still wild animals that can weigh up to 600 pounds. "My professional opinion: this has to be, hands down, one of the worst natural birthing ideas anyone has ever had (and that is saying a lot)," marine biologist and Discover blogger Christie Wilcox writes. "DEAR GOD. NO. JUST. NO." WARNING, GRAPHIC CONTENT: To prove our point, here's a video of a dolphin attacking a female swimmer, if you have the stomach for it.
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Post by Peebag on Apr 20, 2016 16:55:35 GMT -5
Fuck Don Shula.
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Post by Big L on Apr 20, 2016 18:17:14 GMT -5
She was asking for it.
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Post by jetstream23 on Apr 20, 2016 22:01:50 GMT -5
Finkle IS Einhorn.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 21, 2016 0:02:34 GMT -5
Unless Dolphins have chest-cawks, that dude didnt get within 3 feet of her vag.
That was a typical overblown, infactually depicted media interpretation of an incident that absolutely didnt happen as described.
If you want to see the real deal go to
FVCKINGDOLPHINSRAPINGOURWOMANWHENWILLITEND.com
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Post by Harrier on Apr 21, 2016 3:18:44 GMT -5
Nice tits. Can't fault the slippery little skank.
This is what harpoons where made for.
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Post by Touchable on Apr 21, 2016 5:37:48 GMT -5
Dolphins are awesome
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Post by Big L on Apr 21, 2016 6:33:57 GMT -5
You know that dolphin went back in the water and swam up to his friends, gave them a high five, and said 'Dude! I just banged a whale!"
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Post by 32Green on Apr 21, 2016 6:49:50 GMT -5
You know that dolphin went back in the water and swam up to his friends, gave them a high five, and said 'Dude! I just banged a whale!"
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Post by quantum on Apr 21, 2016 7:55:44 GMT -5
An animal accused of "rape"? This is eyerolling material
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Apr 21, 2016 8:20:52 GMT -5
Yep, the males hangout together (called pods) all the time, and when they aren't, they're fuckin' some female, then leave her to take care of the offspring while they hang with the boys.
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Post by 32Green on Apr 21, 2016 8:35:20 GMT -5
Yep, the males hangout together (called pods) all the time, and when they aren't, they're fuckin' some female, then leave her to take care of the offspring while they hang with the boys.
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 21, 2016 8:50:49 GMT -5
You she how she was dressed?
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Post by porgyman on Apr 21, 2016 8:56:18 GMT -5
Another scoundrel porpoise....or maybe her twat smells like herring....
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Post by Trades on Apr 21, 2016 9:34:36 GMT -5
You left out the best part of the article. People are so fucking stupid... Reconnecting? Do they think we used to live in the water alongside of dolphins? Best thing that could happen would be a dolphin wiping these people off the face of the Earth. Morons. I think this is their next step...
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