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Post by Peebag on May 26, 2016 8:53:42 GMT -5
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Post by Ff2 on May 26, 2016 9:18:32 GMT -5
Atthaporn Boonmakchuay Atthaporn Boonmakchuay Atthaporn Boonmakchuay This typpe thing is going on ever ywhere! www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/snake-bites-farmers-penis-urinates-6422266 desperate farmer got more than he bargained for when he stopped his field work to take a leak and a snake appeared from nowhere and sunk its fangs into his penis. A man's penis almost withered up and died after he was bitten by a poisonous snake while urinating in a field. The farmer, who had been caught short and was urinating in a field, waited for three hours before the pain became unbearable and he rushed to A&E. Doctors inspected the 46-year-old's member which had become grossly swollen and was covered in blisters where the bite had made its impact. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the fang marks were obviously visible leading them to search for an antidote. The incident, which happened in the Himalayas, shocked doctors who probed the man for information on what the creature looked like. He identified the serpent by using the name ‘gunas’ which was then discovered to be a Levantine viper. Doctors began to notice the man's blood was clotting rapidly as the venom travelled around his body and injected him with a drug that neutralised the poison. He was left in hospital for three days following the attack - and had black wounds where the viper punctured his penis due to necrosis which causes the tissue to wither and die. The medics at the Sher-i-Kashmir Institute of Medical Sciences, Srinagar, India subsequently checked up on the unlucky man - and discovered that after four days after he was discharged that the swelling on his penis had decreased. Snakes bite around five million people worldwide each year and cause 100,000 deaths.
Several hundred thousand suffer amputations or other disabilities as a result of the venom. |
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Post by Ff2 on May 26, 2016 9:34:29 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on May 26, 2016 9:38:27 GMT -5
 The skills...you haz them.
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Post by Peebag on May 26, 2016 9:39:13 GMT -5
Pulling a Crossfire. Well done good sir! |
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Post by Ff2 on May 26, 2016 9:49:54 GMT -5
I'm 56 years old. A pats fan. 3 days behind at work. Photoshopping penis joke jpgs for a jets site.
I cant help but wonder when it all went so terribly wrong for me.
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Post by crossfire on May 26, 2016 9:59:13 GMT -5
I'm 56 years old. A pats fan. 3 days behind at work. Photoshopping penis joke jpgs for a jets site. I cant help but wonder when it all went so terribly wrong for me. My guess... 56 years and 9 months ago... Instead of impregnating your mother, your father dad should have let a python bite his penis off. |
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Post by Ff2 on May 26, 2016 10:07:27 GMT -5
I'm 56 years old. A pats fan. 3 days behind at work. Photoshopping penis joke jpgs for a jets site. I cant help but wonder when it all went so terribly wrong for me. My guess... 56 years and 9 months ago... Instead of impregnating your mother, your father dad should have let a python bite his penis off. We didn't have penis-biting pythons back then. They were simpler times. We caught garter snakes in a cardboard box. |
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Post by bxjetfan on May 26, 2016 10:18:42 GMT -5
I thought this was a Shakin update.
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Post by crossfire on May 26, 2016 10:21:05 GMT -5
We didn't have penis-biting pythons back then. They were simpler times. We caught garter snakes in a cardboard box. There have always been penis biting snakes. There was just no internet to report them. |
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2016 11:35:34 GMT -5
I'm 56 years old. A pats fan. 3 days behind at work. Photoshopping penis joke jpgs for a jets site. I cant help but wonder when it all went so terribly wrong for me. When I punched this problem (Jet fan * Pats fan / indolence) into my command line, it returned: elastic sense of humor >>>> vague feelings of superiority. You sound like a winnar to me |
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Post by Big L on May 26, 2016 11:59:05 GMT -5
Is penis biting snake a metaphor for women/vagina?
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Post by Ff2 on May 26, 2016 13:03:34 GMT -5
Is penis biting snake a metaphor for women/vagina?  |
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Post by Peebag on May 26, 2016 13:29:50 GMT -5
I'm 56 years old. A pats fan. 3 days behind at work. Photoshopping penis joke jpgs for a jets site. I cant help but wonder when it all went so terribly wrong for me. When I punched this problem (Jet fan * Pats fan / indolence) into my command line, it returned: elastic sense of humor >>>> vague feelings of superiority. You sound like a winnar to me Who did you punch? |
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2016 14:01:38 GMT -5
"Doc - please help me! I feel WONDERFUL, but it's as if half the world is repulsed by me!
"Hmmmm...you might be a vagina."
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