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Post by jetstream23 on Oct 12, 2016 0:04:30 GMT -5
So there's a girl I talk to on Facebook from time to time. I try not to like all her stuff so it doesn't come across as me creeping on her. I play it cool, like a pic here or there, drop the occasional cool line and disappear like Humphrey Bogart. So I noticed that she likes my comments when I post on her pics... and every now and then she likes one of my statuses or pictures or whatnots. I'm thinking I have a shot here. Dude, I know that chick. This isn't a good situation for you. If you didn't see her post this on FB tonight she may have hidden it from you through privacy settings. Sorry bro.
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Post by crossfire on Oct 12, 2016 5:16:58 GMT -5
The original post before being deleted and reposted after a screen name change.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Oct 12, 2016 6:07:50 GMT -5
You guys are fucking geniuses..
Unreal the length you go to being pleasure to the board...
Thank you.
The Management
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Post by frostlich on Oct 12, 2016 7:03:57 GMT -5
By any chance does she work at Waffle House?
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Oct 12, 2016 8:09:30 GMT -5
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Post by Raoul Duke on Oct 12, 2016 8:27:27 GMT -5
The day FB comes out with the plug-in that shows who lurks your page...gonna be a lotta awkward moments..
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Post by JStokes on Oct 12, 2016 8:53:41 GMT -5
If she's fat you have a shot.
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Post by crossfire on Oct 12, 2016 9:11:26 GMT -5
Is that what the kids are calling these days?
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Post by Ff2 on Oct 12, 2016 9:53:46 GMT -5
So there's a girl I talk to on Facebook from time to time. I try not to like all her stuff so it doesn't come across as me creeping on her. I play it cool, like a pic here or there, drop the occasional cool line and disappear like Humphrey Bogart. So I noticed that she likes my comments when I post on her pics... and every now and then she likes one of my statuses or pictures or whatnots. I'm thinking I have a shot here. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. --Wayne Gretzky
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Post by Raoul Duke on Oct 12, 2016 10:06:49 GMT -5
So there's a girl I talk to on Facebook from time to time. I try not to like all her stuff so it doesn't come across as me creeping on her. I play it cool, like a pic here or there, drop the occasional cool line and disappear like Humphrey Bogart. So I noticed that she likes my comments when I post on her pics... and every now and then she likes one of my statuses or pictures or whatnots. I'm thinking I have a shot here. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. --Wayne Gretzky If at first you don't succeed, then you must suck. --The Hampur
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Post by porgyman on Oct 12, 2016 10:10:03 GMT -5
Ask her if she has ever had a sex toy vibrating in her ass. Or, if she knows that we evolved from anal worms. Chicks dig this kind of knowledge.
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 12, 2016 11:14:55 GMT -5
Call her m'lady. Women love chivalrous men.
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Post by jetstream23 on Oct 12, 2016 11:19:57 GMT -5
So there's a girl I talk to on Facebook from time to time. I try not to like all her stuff so it doesn't come across as me creeping on her. I play it cool, like a pic here or there, drop the occasional cool line and disappear like Humphrey Bogart. So I noticed that she likes my comments when I post on her pics... and every now and then she likes one of my statuses or pictures or whatnots. I'm thinking I have a shot here. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. --Wayne Gretzky Ironically, you've missed 100% of the shots you actually have taken. So there's that.
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Post by jetstream23 on Oct 12, 2016 11:22:03 GMT -5
The day FB comes out with the plug-in .... Jets Things - "Did somebody say plug-in?"
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Post by 32Green on Oct 12, 2016 11:39:30 GMT -5
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. --Wayne Gretzky Ironically, you've missed 100% of the shots you actually have taken. So there's that.
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