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Post by southside on Oct 13, 2016 19:14:53 GMT -5
Are you writing a book on my life? What's with the 50 questions?! What are you, a spy for the Clintons? The Trials of Softserve
by Stinkfist McCocktwat Chapter 1. Rock-climbing IT virgin who doesn't drink falls off rock and dies. Fin. You forgot my epic reason for needing double hernia surgery.
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Post by Big L on Oct 13, 2016 19:44:54 GMT -5
The Trials of Softserve
by Stinkfist McCocktwat Chapter 1. Rock-climbing IT virgin who doesn't drink falls off rock and dies. Fin. You forgot my epic reason for needing double hernia surgery. Trying to suck your own dick. He knows, he left it out to go easy on you.
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Post by southside on Oct 13, 2016 19:46:19 GMT -5
You forgot my epic reason for needing double hernia surgery. Trying to suck your own dick. He knows, he left it out to go easy on you. This doesn't dignify a response. I could have gotten my dick sucked last night on the front porch but I've decided to raise my standards, thank you very much.
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Post by JStokes on Oct 13, 2016 19:49:27 GMT -5
The Trials of Softserve
by Stinkfist McCocktwat Chapter 1. Rock-climbing IT virgin who doesn't drink falls off rock and dies. Fin. You forgot my epic reason for needing double hernia surgery. I had a polyp taken out the size of a gold ball. And double vision surgery. Post pics or GTFO. _
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Post by Big L on Oct 13, 2016 19:49:27 GMT -5
Trying to suck your own dick. He knows, he left it out to go easy on you. This doesn't dignify a response. I could have gotten my dick sucked last night on the front porch but I've decided to raise my standards, thank you very much. Take what you can get. They all can't be Brad Pitts.
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Post by JStokes on Oct 13, 2016 19:50:20 GMT -5
Trying to suck your own dick. He knows, he left it out to go easy on you. This doesn't dignify a response. I could have gotten my dick sucked last night on the front porch but I've decided to raise my standards, thank you very much. Did you predict 11-0? _
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 13, 2016 19:50:27 GMT -5
Trying to suck your own dick. He knows, he left it out to go easy on you. This doesn't dignify a response. I could have gotten my dick sucked last night on the front porch but I've decided to raise my standards, thank you very much. Standards? Pfft. Bro, a blowjob is a blowjob, if you're getting one.
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Post by JStokes on Oct 13, 2016 19:51:12 GMT -5
This doesn't dignify a response. I could have gotten my dick sucked last night on the front porch but I've decided to raise my standards, thank you very much. Standards? Pfft. Bro, a blowjob is a blowjob, if you're getting one. Not if it's Bond. _
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 13, 2016 19:52:44 GMT -5
Standards? Pfft. Bro, a blowjob is a blowjob, if you're getting one. Not if it's Bond. _ I have confidence in him in that he'd be gentile with the teeth. Or not. As long as he's draining my balls. I'm a purist.
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Post by Big L on Oct 13, 2016 19:55:24 GMT -5
Trying to suck your own dick. He knows, he left it out to go easy on you. This doesn't dignify a response. I could have gotten my dick sucked last night on the front porch but I've decided to raise my standards, thank you very much. Ironically ( The Tax Returns Are in Kenya I need a ruling here), you responded.
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Post by JStokes on Oct 13, 2016 19:57:50 GMT -5
I have confidence in him in that he'd be gentile with the teeth. Or not. As long as he's draining my balls. I'm a purist. Ok maybe I'm just plain old fashioned or just a prude. I never want a dude to suck my cock. Not that there is anything wrong with that. _
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Post by The Tax Returns Are in Kenya on Oct 13, 2016 20:01:49 GMT -5
This doesn't dignify a response. I could have gotten my dick sucked last night on the front porch but I've decided to raise my standards, thank you very much. Ironically ( The Tax Returns Are in Kenya I need a ruling here), you responded. Correct use of ironically? Absolutely!
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Post by Jets Things on Oct 13, 2016 20:34:35 GMT -5
I have confidence in him in that he'd be gentile with the teeth. Or not. As long as he's draining my balls. I'm a purist. Ok maybe I'm just plain old fashioned or just a prude. I never want a dude to suck my cock. Not that there is anything wrong with that. _ You're not old fashioned nor do I want a dude to blow me. All I'm saying is if Bond made a bet, I'd hold him to it. And spackle his tonsils with my pecker snot.
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Oct 13, 2016 20:37:40 GMT -5
Ok maybe I'm just plain old fashioned or just a prude. I never want a dude to suck my cock. Not that there is anything wrong with that. _ You're not old fashioned nor do I want a dude to blow me. All I'm saying is if Bond made a bet, I'd hold him to it. And spackle his tonsils with my pecker snot. 2-0 bitch. If you bet with me, and lose, bring the lube.
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Post by JStokes on Oct 13, 2016 20:43:37 GMT -5
You're not old fashioned nor do I want a dude to blow me. All I'm saying is if Bond made a bet, I'd hold him to it. And spackle his tonsils with my pecker snot. 2-0 bitch. If you bet with me, and lose, bring the lube. Why would you need to lube your throat if you were going to blow a dude? Assuming you've done this before given the eagerness you've offered it up. _
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