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Post by porgyman on Nov 17, 2016 8:59:58 GMT -5
Why do chicks decide to become philosophical right after getting slammed? If I wanted to fuck Socrates, I'd go ghey and buy some motor oil.
So after some morning sex, she flips on the Today Show. There was a story about an Adele concert being interrupted by a bat flying around the concert hall. Here is the conversation:
Her: That is scary. I hate bats.
Me: Yeah, I'm no fan of them either.
Her: I wonder how the bat got in there?
Me: I have no idea.
Her: Do you think that it would bite her?
Me: Ummm, yeah, I guess...
Her: Adeles butt is getting big again
Me: Yeah, she has a fat ass
Her: I didn't say that! Do you think that I have a FAT ASS TOO?
Me: Of course not? How about that bat?
Her: I need to hit the gym, since obviously you don't like my fat ass
Me: Huh?...
With that....she was out the bed and out the door...pissed at me.
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Nov 17, 2016 9:01:27 GMT -5
That's a great conversation to get her out the door in less than 5 minutes after poking her - I'm taking notes.
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Post by Sonny Werblin on Nov 17, 2016 9:07:20 GMT -5
Conversation...? How do you have a conversation when you are fast asleep?
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Post by Big L on Nov 17, 2016 9:12:05 GMT -5
You just blew a quart of man juice on her ass. How does that mean you don't like her ass?
Wimmenz.
Thanks, Trump.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Nov 17, 2016 9:36:30 GMT -5
All chicks are nuts. It's funny because when another chick acts hysterical over some random subject, they think "geez she must be a pain in the ass. i'm not like that."
You are, it's just on different subjects.
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Post by Ff2 on Nov 17, 2016 9:54:33 GMT -5
Mrs. FF2 is pretty much already watching the weather on TV almost before we finish.
After 33 years there ain't nothing to say.
You came, I came, whatever.
(On another note: PRE-sex conversation ain't no bargain either.)
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Post by Raoul Duke on Nov 17, 2016 9:58:29 GMT -5
Mrs. FF2 is pretty much already watching the weather on TV almost before we finish. After 33 years there ain't nothing to say. You came, I came, whatever. ( On another note: PRE-sex conversation ain't no bargain either.) The dick slap used to work wtf |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2016 9:58:48 GMT -5
The conversation that was prior usually continues after.
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Post by Ff2 on Nov 17, 2016 10:23:39 GMT -5
The conversation that was prior usually continues after. Usually the conversation prior was: "Do you want to have sex." |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2016 10:35:08 GMT -5
The conversation that was prior usually continues after. Usually the conversation prior was: "Do you want to have sex." For you maybe, I have never said that. |
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Post by Mond the Bagnificient on Nov 17, 2016 10:35:53 GMT -5
Usually the conversation prior was: "Do you want to have sex." For you maybe, I have never said that. Yeah, you just put the chloroform rag over their mouth. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2016 10:41:23 GMT -5
For you maybe, I have never said that. Yeah, you just put the chloroform rag over their mouth. Seriously, I have never said that who says that? Ah, so you wanna have sex, ahhhh. |
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Post by Jets Things on Nov 17, 2016 11:29:57 GMT -5
My wife texted me yesterday and said "Can you call me? I'm crying." So I called her immediately and she's sobbing. I ask what's wrong and she goes "I want another baby!!!" And I just start LAUGHING. Cackling. Maniacally. <click> She hung up on me. I don't think I was being insensitive, she just caught me off guard. Plus, you know, the whole vasectomy thing two months ago. Anyway, we get into bed late last night and I say "Those pj's look really itchy" which made her roll her eyes and remove the itchy pj's. Post-coitus conversation consisted of a sustained fart from her and a "Sorry, I was holding that in!" And I'm like "Thanks?" I was out as soon as my head hit the pillow.
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Post by jay57 on Nov 17, 2016 11:40:05 GMT -5
My wife texted me yesterday and said "Can you call me? I'm crying." So I called her immediately and she's sobbing. I ask what's wrong and she goes "I want another baby!!!" And I just start LAUGHING. Cackling. Maniacally. <click> She hung up on me. I don't think I was being insensitive, she just caught me off guard. Plus, you know, the whole vasectomy thing two months ago. Anyway, we get into bed late last night and I say "Those pj's look really itchy" which made her roll her eyes and remove the itchy pj's. Post-coitus conversation consisted of a sustained fart from her and a "Sorry, I was holding that in!" And I'm like "Thanks?" I was out as soon as my head hit the pillow.  |
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Post by Raoul Duke on Nov 17, 2016 11:56:28 GMT -5
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