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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Sept 1, 2017 7:15:31 GMT -5
Well,
2-13-1.
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Post by 2foolish on Sept 1, 2017 7:22:34 GMT -5
A tie?...there goes the #1 pick...
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Post by Harrier on Sept 1, 2017 8:34:57 GMT -5
3-13
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Sept 1, 2017 8:43:07 GMT -5
1-15 (Macc fired, Bowles fired, stadium empty, fans gone, Jets ridiculed relentlessly, team moves to Nome and joins the CFL, but they still stink). Fans free at last, free at last, thank God almighty they are free at last!
This site is re-branded from "The Hampur" to "The Freezur" (still misspelled and still loses money).
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Post by Touchable on Sept 1, 2017 8:50:44 GMT -5
2-14
And thankfully that will be enough for the #1 pick this season.
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Post by Big L on Sept 1, 2017 8:57:36 GMT -5
6-10.
Even the Jets will fuck up losing.
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Post by frostlich on Sept 1, 2017 9:09:50 GMT -5
0 and 16.
Then Macc parlays the #1 pick by trading down for multiple picks. Uses those to "get Hack the supporting cast he needs."
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Post by jetitbe on Sept 1, 2017 12:51:26 GMT -5
1-15.
A win on opening day in Buffalo, followed by 15 consecutive defeats.
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Post by Lithfan on Sept 1, 2017 13:12:10 GMT -5
5-11:
1 AT BILLS W (Taylor and Yates in concussion protocol; Peterman starts and our defense dominates the rookie)
2 AT RAIDERS L
3 DOLPHINS W (We usually find a way to beat them at least once when we suck)
4 JAGUARS W (Bortles and/or Henne are always beatable; 3-1 start and in typical Jet fashion the tank is over 4 weeks into the season)
5 AT BROWNS L (The Browns remind anyone that is excited over a 3-1 start that we still suck)
6 PATRIOTS L
7 AT DOLPHINS L (we are not good enough to sweep anyone)
8 FALCONS L
9 BILLS L (Week 7 comment applies)
10 BUCCANEERS W (After 5 straight losses, the tank is getting back on track, until Fitz relieves an injured Jameis Winston and throws two 4th quarter pick 6s, fucking us over again)
11 BYE
12 PANTHERS L
13 CHIEFS L
14 AT BRONCOS L
15 AT SAINTS L
16 CHARGERS L
17 AT PATRIOTS W (Pats come in at 13-2, having clinched home field in AFC and lie down like dogs, fucking up our draft position)
We pick #7.
Darnold, Allen and Rosen are all off the board. Falk is still on the board, and the Draft Forum is celebrating our luck, until Macc selects FSU Safety Derwin James who falls to the Jets at 7. Macc and Bowles with high 5s in the Jets war room while the Draft Forum implodes at the thought of another season of Hack, Petty and McCown.
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Post by RobR on Sept 1, 2017 13:12:50 GMT -5
1-15. I have no idea how this team is going to score points.
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Post by crossfire on Sept 1, 2017 16:49:19 GMT -5
3-13
The Bills tank both games against us and the Browns tank their one game against us.
Jets get 5th pick in draft.
Brock Osweiler named as Jets 2018 starter.
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Post by JStokes on Sept 1, 2017 16:50:12 GMT -5
0-16.
Please God please.
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Post by Hotman on Sept 2, 2017 1:40:55 GMT -5
3-13.
6th pick in the draft
added bonus:
Seattle loses to NE in the SB after Sheldon is suspended the day before SB for failing a cannabis test
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Post by joepnyj1 on Sept 4, 2017 18:59:06 GMT -5
4-12...defense will be the reason we win 4 games allowing the bafoon bowles to keep his job. Hate to say this but he is actually more clueless about offense than Rex Ryan....holy shit can't believe I said that!  |
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Post by ryu79 on Sept 4, 2017 21:27:10 GMT -5
5-11: 1 AT BILLS W (Taylor and Yates in concussion protocol; Peterman starts and our defense dominates the rookie) 2 AT RAIDERS L 3 DOLPHINS W (We usually find a way to beat them at least once when we suck) 4 JAGUARS W (Bortles and/or Henne are always beatable; 3-1 start and in typical Jet fashion the tank is over 4 weeks into the season) 5 AT BROWNS L (The Browns remind anyone that is excited over a 3-1 start that we still suck) 6 PATRIOTS L 7 AT DOLPHINS L (we are not good enough to sweep anyone) 8 FALCONS L 9 BILLS L (Week 7 comment applies) 10 BUCCANEERS W (After 5 straight losses, the tank is getting back on track, until Fitz relieves an injured Jameis Winston and throws two 4th quarter pick 6s, fucking us over again) 11 BYE 12 PANTHERS L 13 CHIEFS L 14 AT BRONCOS L 15 AT SAINTS L 16 CHARGERS L 17 AT PATRIOTS W (Pats come in at 13-2, having clinched home field in AFC and lie down like dogs, fucking up our draft position) We pick #7. Darnold, Allen and Rosen are all off the board. Falk is still on the board, and the Draft Forum is celebrating our luck, until Macc selects FSU Safety Derwin James who falls to the Jets at 7. Macc and Bowles with high 5s in the Jets war room while the Draft Forum implodes at the thought of another season of Hack, Petty and McCown. Dammit! Too close to home. |
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