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Post by thebigragu on Apr 4, 2018 0:01:03 GMT -5
That's right. And im about to get serious
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Post by shakin on Apr 4, 2018 8:06:02 GMT -5
lol look who got thrown out by his wife again. yay free time
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 4, 2018 9:05:03 GMT -5
A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Joe. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself.
This Joe, he called himself the The Big Ragu. Now, Ragu, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about Ragu that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'...
They call the Hampur the City of Losers. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing the Hampur and thisahere story I'm about to unfold-- wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.
Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early 2015- just about the time of our conflict with Russian spies. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man.
And I'm talkin' about Ragu here-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's Ragu, in the Hampur.
...and even if he's a lazy man, and Ragu was certainly that--quite possibly the laziest in the Hampur County..which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide--but sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's a man.
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Post by Big L on Apr 4, 2018 9:29:35 GMT -5
lol look who got thrown out by his wife again. yay free time Who you or ragu?
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Post by shakin on Apr 4, 2018 9:53:52 GMT -5
lol look who got thrown out by his wife again. yay free time Who you or ragu? sorry, should have been clearer ragu's wife threw me out again.
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Apr 4, 2018 9:54:28 GMT -5
That's right. And im about to get serious Glad to see you're back. Look forward to reading your rants/posts.
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 4, 2018 10:53:57 GMT -5
Step one is ME taking over the hampur twitter. We will lose followers but we will gain respect and a deep curiosity of just wtf is going on over HERE
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 4, 2018 10:55:13 GMT -5
Notice IM capitalizing certain words or RANDOM ones.
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 4, 2018 11:04:26 GMT -5
I won't lie. I'll probably be myself on the twitter account. Might get political just tune it out if it bothers you then go fuck yourself
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 4, 2018 11:05:32 GMT -5
Bing i forgot the twitter log in
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Post by Hotman on Apr 4, 2018 11:22:36 GMT -5
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Post by thebigragu on Apr 4, 2018 11:24:47 GMT -5
Ok i remembered it
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Post by Hotman on Apr 4, 2018 11:27:37 GMT -5
I'm not on the twatter but I say its a good call!
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Apr 5, 2018 6:25:47 GMT -5
There is a LOG in?
Not that I have a log, in the sense that you THOUGHT I said..
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Post by crossfire on Apr 5, 2018 10:21:59 GMT -5
So Gootz is the wind beneath our wings?
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