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Post by Touchable on Jan 9, 2015 12:49:39 GMT -5
What's even remotely false about any of the statements I made? You can scream "SOJ' or "we're cursed" until you're blue in the face. It still doesn't mean that the Jets are in the running for lowest of the low with teams like the Browns and Lions. We are worse than the lowest of the lows. The Buccanneers won a SB. The Lions are good now. Even the Cardinals made the SB and are pretty good. We STINK and are now officially one of the worst franchises in the history of football. Pathetic. OK, so we are like the Browns, great. Or the Jaguars (whoopie!). We are definitely at the bottom of the barrell though. Bottom 5. Does it really matter if we are 2nd worst or 5th worst? We are one of the worst. The Lions just completed their 25th straight season without winning a playoff game. Madonna, Janet Jackson and Bryan Adams were still topping the Billboards the last time that the Lions tasted postseason triumph. Yes, I yearn to be like Detroit.
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Jan 9, 2015 12:50:23 GMT -5
I don't care about any of that SOJ crap, the bottom line here is the Jets relatively speaking haven't done jack, I call a spade a spade. Hey it took the Steelers 40 years to win their first of six, so I figure I have that going for me. And the Browns have done less than Jack. They've been a dysfunctional mess for 20+ years and there's seemingly no hope in sight. Why the fuck do you think Mike Pettine is their coach? Because they were just dying to have him? No, it's because they were forced to settle because no one worth a shit wants to be there. I'm sure Pettine was somewhere around 27th on their list of preferred candidates. Now one of the brightest young offensive minds in the game has told them to go fuck themselves, their owner Jimmy Haslam was supposedly texting play call suggestions to the sideline during games, the QB that they just drafted in the 1st round repeatedly does stupid shit and looks like he has no business stepping foot on an NFL field, and now they're all set to hire Mike Cavanaugh to oversee their offense. Meanwhile the Jets are on the verge of landing a respected, longtime scout as their next GM as well as arguably the hottest HC candidate on the market in Dan Quinn.So yes...at least we're not the Browns. That's great. Who wants to coach or work for the Jets? No one. We have been turned down more times than Leah Dunham (that ugly, fat, gross disgusting, skanky, shrill, nitemare) from that HBO show. We are about .01% better than the browns. So what. We stink too.
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Post by Touchable on Jan 9, 2015 12:59:18 GMT -5
And the Browns have done less than Jack. They've been a dysfunctional mess for 20+ years and there's seemingly no hope in sight. Why the fuck do you think Mike Pettine is their coach? Because they were just dying to have him? No, it's because they were forced to settle because no one worth a shit wants to be there. I'm sure Pettine was somewhere around 27th on their list of preferred candidates. Now one of the brightest young offensive minds in the game has told them to go fuck themselves, their owner Jimmy Haslam was supposedly texting play call suggestions to the sideline during games, the QB that they just drafted in the 1st round repeatedly does stupid shit and looks like he has no business stepping foot on an NFL field, and now they're all set to hire Mike Cavanaugh to oversee their offense. Meanwhile the Jets are on the verge of landing a respected, longtime scout as their next GM as well as arguably the hottest HC candidate on the market in Dan Quinn.So yes...at least we're not the Browns. That's great. Who wants to coach or work for the Jets? No one. We have been turned down more times than Leah Dunham (that ugly, fat, gross disgusting, skanky, shrill, nitemare) from that HBO show. We are about .01% better than the browns. So what. We stink too. Guys like Mike Maccagnan, Rick Meuller, Trent Kirchner, Dan Quinn, Todd Bowles, Doug Marrone and Frank Reich, apparently. Quinn and Bowles are arguably the Top 2 coaching candidates on the market and the Jets are considered a strong possibility for both of them according to just about every report out there. Now, compare that to Cleveland last year when they tried to go after Adam Gase before he told them to go fuck themselves and declined the interview. And then they were forced to settle for a Rex Ryan puppet.
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Jan 9, 2015 13:02:50 GMT -5
That's great. Who wants to coach or work for the Jets? No one. We have been turned down more times than Leah Dunham (that ugly, fat, gross disgusting, skanky, shrill, nitemare) from that HBO show. We are about .01% better than the browns. So what. We stink too. Guys like Mike Maccagnan, Rick Meuller, Trent Kirchner, Dan Quinn, Todd Bowles, Doug Marrone and Frank Reich, apparently. Quinn and Bowles are arguably the Top 2 coaching candidates on the market and the Jets are considered a strong possibility for both of them according to just about every report out there. Now, compare that to Cleveland last year when they tried to go after Adam Gase before he told them to go fuck themselves and declined the interview. And then they were forced to settle for a Rex Ryan puppet. And the dude from the Saints who is now the Bears GM turned down even talking to us. And 2 years ago, we tried to hire a GM and he choose the Jaguars over us and we ended up with Idzik (the worst FO executive in the history of the NFL). So, we aren't some great attractive franchise. We are crap. I wouldn't want to work for the Jets or play for the Jets (and I'm a Jets fan). Rather go almost anywhere else then here. Jets. Blauchh!!! Makes me want to puke. Come to NY, play in Giants Stadium Part II, the absolute worst, most boring, municipal parking lot looking stadium in the league that isn't even our own?? No thanks. Rather play for the Dolphins or Chargers. At least the weather is good. Jacksonville has a pool in the stadium. I love the pirate ship in Tampa Bay. Cleveland? OK. Maybe not.
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Post by Touchable on Jan 9, 2015 13:09:14 GMT -5
Guys like Mike Maccagnan, Rick Meuller, Trent Kirchner, Dan Quinn, Todd Bowles, Doug Marrone and Frank Reich, apparently. Quinn and Bowles are arguably the Top 2 coaching candidates on the market and the Jets are considered a strong possibility for both of them according to just about every report out there. Now, compare that to Cleveland last year when they tried to go after Adam Gase before he told them to go fuck themselves and declined the interview. And then they were forced to settle for a Rex Ryan puppet. And the dude from the Saints who is now the Bears GM turned down even talking to us. And 2 years ago, we tried to hire a GM and he choose the Jaguars over us and we ended up with Idzik (the worst FO executive in the history of the NFL). So, we aren't some great attractive franchise. We are crap. Yeah, Ryan Pace. The same Ryan Pace whose supposed dream job was to be Chicago's GM one day. Can't really blame him for chasing his dream instead of coming here. And I pretty much guarantee that the reason David Caldwell spurned us two years ago is because Woody made it mandatory that the new GM had to keep Rex. That alone severely limited our options. Doesn't take a genius to see this shit. But by all means, continue your little "woe is me" SOJ tirade.
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 9, 2015 13:12:09 GMT -5
Guys like Mike Maccagnan, Rick Meuller, Trent Kirchner, Dan Quinn, Todd Bowles, Doug Marrone and Frank Reich, apparently. Quinn and Bowles are arguably the Top 2 coaching candidates on the market and the Jets are considered a strong possibility for both of them according to just about every report out there. Now, compare that to Cleveland last year when they tried to go after Adam Gase before he told them to go fuck themselves and declined the interview. And then they were forced to settle for a Rex Ryan puppet. And the dude from the Saints who is now the Bears GM turned down even talking to us. And 2 years ago, we tried to hire a GM and he choose the Jaguars over us and we ended up with Idzik (the worst FO executive in the history of the NFL). So, we aren't some great attractive franchise. We are crap. I wouldn't want to work for the Jets or play for the Jets (and I'm a Jets fan). Rather go almost anywhere else then here. Jets. Blauchh!!! Makes me want to puke. Come to NY, play in Giants Stadium Part II, the absolute worst, most boring, municipal parking lot looking stadium in the league that isn't even our own?? No thanks. Rather play for the Dolphins or Chargers. At least the weather is good. Jacksonville has a pool in the stadium. I love the pirate ship in Tampa Bay. Cleveland? OK. Maybe not. They have a lakeview at least, and their skyline is kinda nice.
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Jan 9, 2015 13:13:06 GMT -5
And the dude from the Saints who is now the Bears GM turned down even talking to us. And 2 years ago, we tried to hire a GM and he choose the Jaguars over us and we ended up with Idzik (the worst FO executive in the history of the NFL). So, we aren't some great attractive franchise. We are crap. Yeah, Ryan Pace. The same Ryan Pace whose supposed dream job was to be Chicago's GM one day. Can't really blame him for chasing his dream instead of coming here. A nd I pretty much guarantee that the reason David Caldwell spurned us two years ago is because Woody made it mandatory that the new GM had to keep Rex. That alone severely limited our options.That is most likely very true. However, one of the main attractions for players wanting to come here (Rex) is now gone. So, we are even less attractive (not less attractive then Leah Dunham - the ugliest, grossest, fattest, smelliest, yack-inducing, fugly, freakshow looking, boner killing, sloppy, blubbery, ugly-faced woman in the world - but unattractive nonetheless.
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Jan 9, 2015 13:18:36 GMT -5
And the dude from the Saints who is now the Bears GM turned down even talking to us. And 2 years ago, we tried to hire a GM and he choose the Jaguars over us and we ended up with Idzik (the worst FO executive in the history of the NFL). So, we aren't some great attractive franchise. We are crap. I wouldn't want to work for the Jets or play for the Jets (and I'm a Jets fan). Rather go almost anywhere else then here. Jets. Blauchh!!! Makes me want to puke. Come to NY, play in Giants Stadium Part II, the absolute worst, most boring, municipal parking lot looking stadium in the league that isn't even our own?? No thanks. Rather play for the Dolphins or Chargers. At least the weather is good. Jacksonville has a pool in the stadium. I love the pirate ship in Tampa Bay. Cleveland? OK. Maybe not. They have a lakeview at least, and their skyline is kinda nice.Yeah, true. Plus it's near the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. But, Cleveland? OK. That's one place worse than the Jets. But that's it. Maybe Cinncinnatti (the team is talented, but man must be so frustrating to be out in rd 1 4 years in a row. But, WKRP in Cinncinnatti had Loni Anderson (she's old now though). OK OK So it's official, the Jets are better than Ohio.
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 9, 2015 13:24:39 GMT -5
They have a lakeview at least, and their skyline is kinda nice. Yeah, true. Plus it's near the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. But, Cleveland? OK. That's one place worse than the Jets. But that's it. Maybe Cinncinnatti (the team is talented, but man must be so frustrating to be out in rd 1 4 years in a row. But, WKRP in Cinncinnatti had Loni Anderson (she's old now though). OK OK So it's official, the Jets are better than Ohio. one of my favorite scenes from Stroker Ace i.ytimg.com/vi/9bRrhldHyfo/hqdefault.jpg
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Post by Touchable on Jan 9, 2015 13:26:35 GMT -5
Yeah, Ryan Pace. The same Ryan Pace whose supposed dream job was to be Chicago's GM one day. Can't really blame him for chasing his dream instead of coming here. A nd I pretty much guarantee that the reason David Caldwell spurned us two years ago is because Woody made it mandatory that the new GM had to keep Rex. That alone severely limited our options.That is most likely very true. However, one of the main attractions for players wanting to come here (Rex) is now gone. So, we are even less attractive (not less attractive then Leah Dunham - the ugliest, grossest, fattest, smelliest, yack-inducing, fugly, freakshow looking, boner killing, sloppy, blubbery, ugly-faced woman in the world - but unattractive nonetheless. No, the main attraction for players is money and always has been. And with the Jets having anywhere from $53-64 million to play with, I'm sure they'll be pretty damn attractive to just about everyone who hits the open market.
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Jan 9, 2015 13:28:32 GMT -5
Yeah, true. Plus it's near the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. But, Cleveland? OK. That's one place worse than the Jets. But that's it. Maybe Cinncinnatti (the team is talented, but man must be so frustrating to be out in rd 1 4 years in a row. But, WKRP in Cinncinnatti had Loni Anderson (she's old now though). OK OK So it's official, the Jets are better than Ohio. one of my favorite scenes from Stroker Ace i.ytimg.com/vi/9bRrhldHyfo/hqdefault.jpgNice. I had such a crush on her as a little kid.
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Jan 9, 2015 13:31:19 GMT -5
That is most likely very true. However, one of the main attractions for players wanting to come here (Rex) is now gone. So, we are even less attractive (not less attractive then Leah Dunham - the ugliest, grossest, fattest, smelliest, yack-inducing, fugly, freakshow looking, boner killing, sloppy, blubbery, ugly-faced woman in the world - but unattractive nonetheless. No, the main attraction for players is money and always has been. And with the Jets having anywhere from $53-64 million to play with, I'm sure they'll be pretty damn attractive to just about everyone who hits the open market. Leah Dunham has money and I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot clown pole! hahahaha
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Post by Fishooked on Jan 9, 2015 13:33:38 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2015 13:39:43 GMT -5
And the Browns have done less than Jack. They've been a dysfunctional mess for 20+ years and there's seemingly no hope in sight. Why the fuck do you think Mike Pettine is their coach? Because they were just dying to have him? No, it's because they were forced to settle because no one worth a shit wants to be there. I'm sure Pettine was somewhere around 27th on their list of preferred candidates. Now one of the brightest young offensive minds in the game has told them to go fuck themselves, their owner Jimmy Haslam was supposedly texting play call suggestions to the sideline during games, the QB that they just drafted in the 1st round repeatedly does stupid shit and looks like he has no business stepping foot on an NFL field, and now they're all set to hire Mike Cavanaugh to oversee their offense. Meanwhile the Jets are on the verge of landing a respected, longtime scout as their next GM as well as arguably the hottest HC candidate on the market in Dan Quinn.So yes...at least we're not the Browns. That's great. Who wants to coach or work for the Jets? No one. We have been turned down more times than Leah Dunham (that ugly, fat, gross disgusting, skanky, shrill, nitemare) from that HBO show. We are about .01% better than the browns. So what. We stink too. You are truly a S.O.J.F piece of shit. If you don't like the team or think they are so undesirable, root for the Pats or Giants you whiny bitch. Go fuck yourself.
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Post by JetRepulsion1 on Jan 9, 2015 13:39:57 GMT -5
Gotta love the 80s. Look up 80s hotness in the dictionary and their should be a that pic.
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