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Post by 32Green on Nov 2, 2018 9:12:19 GMT -5
Arenβt mums perennials? In the ground they are. In hanging baskets, they are expensive props. fml Shitbags. And like 10 years ago, not one goddamn squirrel in the neighborhood. Now practically everywhere. "Squirrels" Big wild turkey problem where I live. Not the good whiskey kind either, the real nasty poultry kind. They think they own the place. Get a paintball gun. My old man complained about deer eating his rose bushes at their house on the north fork of LI. Bought him a paintball gun and the yellow splattered deer haven't been around in 2+ years. Which color. Figuring red would freak everyone the fuck out. My buddy had a raccoon that kept getting into his garbage. So on night he was ready. The garbage can was just below his second floor bathroom window. He took the lid off one can & waited. When the fucker went into the can, he dropped a big log straight down into the can. A direct hit. He went down, put the lid on the can and had the garbage men take the raccoon & log away. Sounds great except for the hauling a giant log into the upstairs bathroom part. I had to get a guy to go pick him up and dispose of him.
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Post by crossfire on Nov 2, 2018 9:46:47 GMT -5
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I had no shovel or I would have had no problem scooping him up. But Iβm not big on touching dead rats... even if they have cute furry tails.
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Post by Big L on Nov 2, 2018 10:43:40 GMT -5
Power company replaced all the transformers on the poles about 5 years ago. Squirrels not used to the new conductor spacing. Twice they bridged the gap, arc flash and everything. Fried the fuckers solid in an instant. Knocked out power for a few hours too, the little bastards.
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Post by Hotman on Nov 2, 2018 13:04:05 GMT -5
You could prob eat that with some salt
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Post by tkasper01 on Nov 2, 2018 13:05:51 GMT -5
You could prob eat that with some salt Might need some ketchup. Sorry, could not help myself.
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Post by quantum on Nov 2, 2018 14:03:09 GMT -5
My buddy had a raccoon that kept getting into his garbage. So on night he was ready. The garbage can was just below his second floor bathroom window. He took the lid off one can & waited. When the fucker went into the can, he dropped a big log straight down into the can. A direct hit. He went down, put the lid on the can and had the garbage men take the raccoon & log away. That's got Monty Python written all over it.
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Post by 32Green on Nov 2, 2018 16:36:08 GMT -5
πππ I had no shovel or I would have had no problem scooping him up. But Iβm not big on touching dead rats... even if they have cute furry tails. Wished I could have heard the employee banter in the lockeroom later that day. "Can you believe he sat that there and waited for me to drive all the way across the fuckin' course to pick up the fuckin thing? Oh I dont have a shovel, he says. What a Mary, lol."
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Post by thebigragu on Nov 4, 2018 21:24:35 GMT -5
A fag and his flowers.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2018 3:01:19 GMT -5
mams? Rubbage is useful.
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 6, 2018 23:04:18 GMT -5
My buddy had a raccoon that kept getting into his garbage. So on night he was ready. The garbage can was just below his second floor bathroom window. He took the lid off one can & waited. When the fucker went into the can, he dropped a big log straight down into the can. A direct hit. He went down, put the lid on the can and had the garbage men take the raccoon & log away. Sometimes the bear eats you. 1079ishot.com/raccoon-falls-through-ceiling-of-lafayette-man/
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Post by 32Green on Nov 6, 2018 23:08:51 GMT -5
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