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Post by tbp on Apr 1, 2024 7:07:16 GMT -5
HFB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by tbp on Mar 31, 2024 9:32:03 GMT -5
386lb singer Lizzo calls it quits. what a shame. That's a lot of weight off her mind, oh wait....
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Post by tbp on Mar 29, 2024 15:29:51 GMT -5
So, I'm listening to a book about the birth of Forensic Science and it's about the Medical Examiner In NYC in the early 20th century. One of the cases that comes up is the case of ‘Durable’ Mike Malloy. I had never heard of him before but this Irishman became a legend in his own time. I would like to place his name (posthumously) for nomination to the Hampurite Hall of Infamy.
Ever watch The Alienist? Loosely based historical fiction about the birth of Forensic Science in NYC when Teddy Roosevelt was the Police Commissioner. It was pretty good. GF loved it. No, I never saw that series. The book I'm listening to is:
The Prisoner's Handbook: Murder and the Birth of Forensic Medicine in Jazz Age New York
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Post by tbp on Mar 29, 2024 13:02:54 GMT -5
So, I'm listening to a book about the birth of Forensic Science and it's about the Medical Examiner In NYC in the early 20th century. One of the cases that comes up is the case of ‘Durable’ Mike Malloy. I had never heard of him before but this Irishman became a legend in his own time. I would like to place his name (posthumously) for nomination to the Hampurite Hall of Infamy.
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Post by tbp on Mar 29, 2024 6:11:44 GMT -5
Three sons, I guess I dodged a bullet but, USUALLY, it gets a lot better with daughters as you get older.The old saw, a son is a son until he gets a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of your live, is pretty true in my experience.
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Post by tbp on Mar 27, 2024 14:54:41 GMT -5
Baltimore has suffered from a Chicago-like lack of character and leadership for decades but they keep voting for it. Same as NYC now. This is not much different than Boston as well. Seems the inmates like the way the asylums are run these days. The Boston Mayor had a luncheon in the not too distant past that she only invited the minority members of the worthless city council to. She was not called a racist by her sycophants (which includes the politico, newspapers, media, guilt-ridden white supporters and most of her used-to-be minority constituents - now the majority in the city). Soon, if not sooner, NYC will look like a well run machine compared to Beantown. Detroit-like fall is coming sooner than later. Go figure.
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Post by tbp on Mar 26, 2024 12:36:34 GMT -5
This has all the makings of a Darwinian Award Winner.
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Post by tbp on Mar 22, 2024 13:17:55 GMT -5
Definitely strong candidates for official Hampur Mascot.
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Post by tbp on Mar 20, 2024 15:37:37 GMT -5
“I have 10 years explicit pizza experience” This needs to be played at every freshman high school class in the country, and then repeated every month until graduation. My son teaches at the college level and he sees this every single day with his students. They have been brainwashed into thinking that simply graduating from a college is the key to a successful future and for the most part, are barely passing, wasting their parent's money. But then again, 10 years of explicit pizza experience has to mean something, no? After all, he is making $3/hour above min wage so someone appreciates his inherent value and experience.
What is really hard to believe is that this moron in the video has never taken a hard look at himself. The answer to his questions are looking right back at him.
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Post by tbp on Mar 17, 2024 15:33:57 GMT -5
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour Before the devil knows you're dead.
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Post by tbp on Mar 17, 2024 15:23:15 GMT -5
Big L; "So why doesnt the defender see the guy running then run also and jump higher and catch the ball seems dum" pretty sure running doesn’t make you jump higher, buttdust Have you ever watched Track & Field high jumpers? Pretty sure all of them use a running start. It's called momentum and using it will give you height you cannot achieve standing still.
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Post by tbp on Mar 17, 2024 10:04:00 GMT -5
In basketball, when a team throws up the alley-oop, I never see the defending team try and grab that pass. They always just stand there while the offensive team grabs the alley-oop and slams it home. Is it illegal for the defense to grab that ball or something? Wtf Usually the dunker to be has a running start and can easily leap higher than a almost stationary defender so they (defenders) must realize they have no chance and just say fuck it.
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Post by tbp on Mar 15, 2024 5:15:22 GMT -5
When you got it, flaunt it!
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Post by tbp on Mar 13, 2024 9:52:02 GMT -5
Went to Lowes today wearing a Rangers hat and a black vest. As I walked in, some doosh stopped me and asked where plumbing was. I said I dont work here, dont know. Then, the same doosh found me in 3 different aisles and asked me more questions still thinking I worked there. Trying to decide if he was simply a moronic, mouth-breathing doosh or a hamprite... or if they are the same thing. I am a confuse. He was hitting on you since you were so gay-ly dressed and wearing the come-hither smile!
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Post by tbp on Mar 12, 2024 9:13:13 GMT -5
Another high five for our educational system!
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