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Post by tbp on Oct 29, 2016 20:47:26 GMT -5
I'll bet he was a hoot in the mod lounge. In the day, that is.
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Post by tbp on Oct 28, 2016 20:29:10 GMT -5
Cherry Buster
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Post by tbp on Oct 28, 2016 20:25:50 GMT -5
Dear Abby,
I've got a problem that I'm sure you've handled before so here goes. While I went shopping with the nride the other day (at the narket) ahe had gone to the cosmetic aisle and left me in the fruit and vegetable area. I was looking at the cantaloupes and this very attractive NILF began a conversation with me. She opened the conversation with "Are you knowledgeable about these melons?" to which I responded "YES!, ES I AM!" At that, she moved ever closer to me and actually touched my arm with her arm. Than she blurted out, "Do you like these melons? Are they the right size? Do they have what you are looking for in melons?" Prior to answering I looked down across her loose fitting top and saw the most beautiful cleavage I have seen since Mary Pasquale bent over in high school. Her nipples were bright pink and in a field of pink aureola nestled in a very lacy half bra. With beads of sweat beginning to to appear I blurted out "they are beautiful, ripe, and extraordinarily generous in size" She smiled and asked if I would help her select a melon that I would prefer so she could see what a man would choose when confronted with choice.
My question is: Are D'Anjou pears in season yet?
ETA: Fixed typos you douchbags! And it's Maya Angelou you Cretans!
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Post by tbp on Oct 26, 2016 14:24:01 GMT -5
I heard they were going to new credit card swipe readers. GO BILLS! That's an Eire County Handwarmer.
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Post by tbp on Oct 26, 2016 10:43:57 GMT -5
Gotta love apologies.. "I am sorry that my past has called into question the character or integrity of The New York Giants, Mr. Mara or any of those who have supported me along the way," Brown said in his statement. "I have taken measures to get help so that I may be the voice of change, not a statistic. It is important to share that I never struck my wife, and never would. Abuse takes many forms, and is not a gray area. Through the past several years I have worked to identify and rectify my own behaviors. The road to rehabilitation is a journey and a constant modification of a way of life. My journey will continue forever as a person determined to leave a positive legacy and I embrace the opportunities to show and speak about what has helped me to be that man.CONSTANT MODIFICATION OF A WAY OF LIFE? ? Thanks Josh, PLEASE teach us all about how we shouldn't beat on our wives. OH YEAH....FUCK YOU cuz we already know you POS. Mara, Goodell, and Brown are three despicable human beings that conspired to sweep Brown's crimes away. You can't get much worse than woman beaters and their enablers. They all need to be vilified forever for this shitstorm. After the Rice affair you would think that Goodell would have learned his lesson. It strikes me that he is too stupid to understand logic and too corrupt to care.
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Post by tbp on Oct 26, 2016 10:34:38 GMT -5
Where the Fuck you been Jail? ' Had a couple of personal family issues. It's a bit better lately. I've been reading the forum just didn't have much to say or contribute. This place is a really good place to come to when the rest of the world is a fucking madhouse. Believe me, you guys are a whole lot more normal than most of the shit going on in this world.
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Post by tbp on Oct 25, 2016 19:22:30 GMT -5
Racist
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Post by tbp on Oct 23, 2016 10:41:41 GMT -5
You're the one that watched? I would have guessed it was a Hampurite.
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Post by tbp on Oct 21, 2016 9:55:24 GMT -5
I keep waiting for those puppies to pop out. It's killing me.
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Post by tbp on Oct 18, 2016 19:00:02 GMT -5
A good Irish guy who will overcome. Give him some Guiness and push him onto the field. BRILLIANT!
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Post by tbp on Oct 18, 2016 18:50:10 GMT -5
Any list that has Steppenwolf on it sucks and is not credible.
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Post by tbp on Oct 17, 2016 13:46:59 GMT -5
Jets 51 Cards 10
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Post by tbp on Oct 16, 2016 20:07:56 GMT -5
She must have a dick to be interested in you.
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Post by tbp on Sept 14, 2016 14:31:22 GMT -5
Wow, are you guys a bunch of angry dicks. I hope your team beats the Bills or this place will suffer a freakin' meltdown. One post a month hardly seems a bat light reaction to shit said about the Pats. I was only defending JE as I thought you dicks were putting a crappy spin on the event. Don't worry, your buddy Goodell will find a way to suspend half the pats team over it.
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Post by tbp on Sept 12, 2016 15:14:07 GMT -5
dumbfuk ballboy stood there like rex, too stupid to move out of the way. Modern day usa men and women think that somehow everybody else needs to look out for them. Maybe he learned his first life lesson; things his mommy and daddy never taught him. If so, a small hit for the ballboy, maybe a large hit for mankind.
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