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Post by 32Green on Sept 22, 2023 18:01:26 GMT -5
Just got back from my annual physical. 20lbs less than the last visit. Normal EKG for a 44 year old male, but doctor wants me to see a cardiologist since my old man had a stent put in his "widow-maker" (LAD) at age 50. Liver enzymes were way...way above normal. Told me to ease up on the bottle. Other than that, I'm good to go, though still have to stick with the blood pressure meds. Feels good to be told you're doing ok. And I fucked my wife before the kids got home from school. Had mine last week. Down a couple of pounds, and blood-work "stable" which I cannot understand since I've added whiskey and bourbon to my drankin repertoire. Continuing with the blood pressure meds and though my EKG was normal, she sending me for some heart imaging since I recently lost my Bropne to a heart attack in his mid 50's. My healthy bro in law was sent for the same test last year and they found the "widow maker" despite him feeling fine. Hopefully I'll be ok since I never smoked and regularly hit the gym. I guess the N Acetyl Cysteine didnt help your liver after all? I've been taking it for a few years and its the only thing that makes sense for my bloodwork being normal?
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Post by 32Green on Sept 22, 2023 17:53:51 GMT -5
What would it take to hug your Mom too, since, ya know, you’re making the trip? They're separated. She lives 15 minutes away. Oh. Well. This is awkward.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 22, 2023 14:37:48 GMT -5
I've somehow managed to avoid this kid and his act. Not even curious about this dumb sh*t.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 21, 2023 13:05:33 GMT -5
Man, last 3 months I have 3 buddies who lost their fathers. Just booked a flight to see mine next weekend. I don't see him much anymore because he lives in the South of France but these recent deaths have kicked me in the nads to take advantage while he's still here. Both my parents are 80+ but in pretty good shape compared to the problems I see around me. Go, hug your parents dickheads What would it take to hug your Mom too, since, ya know, you’re making the trip?
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Post by 32Green on Sept 20, 2023 22:40:05 GMT -5
I reported on this years ago, peeps.
C'mon.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 20, 2023 22:12:14 GMT -5
With your luck if you met her and said hi, she'd say "Um, so you know, I really dont like guys playing with my tits". possibly Neither does my wife, but here we are. Yes, you tole us that. Hence the joke. But here we are.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 20, 2023 16:41:41 GMT -5
I think she is incredible looking and funny. Her nose gives her character and moves her only 8 points on a 10 points scale away from my having a chance... Good christ, I didn't realize her cans were so big. I hope they're natural. She should stop wearing that dumb jacket in her videos and show those cock-fuckers off. With your luck if you met her and said hi, she'd say "Um, so you know, I really dont like guys playing with my tits". possibly
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Post by 32Green on Sept 19, 2023 19:21:33 GMT -5
I dunno sort of bronchitis. If I don't have a limb falling off, I don't see doctors. true dis and i may not even go with the limb falling off depends on teh limb erryone keeps telling me i'm way overdue to have some shitbag pharma shill stick a tubular fisheye lens up my arse. yeah, no. i'll just keep proudly glance-inspecting my doots to gauge my health. or lack thereof I had a few clean ones, then the last one had a polyp. Iffin I had stopped going due to the clean ones, would probably have Colon Cancer by now. Possibly
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Post by 32Green on Sept 19, 2023 18:12:14 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Sept 19, 2023 17:01:31 GMT -5
Broke some ribs riding my bike during covid. Just stopped feeling it recently. Cool if it works out. Iffin you do break something, your wife will have some epic opportunity to dismantle whatever is left of your manhood. Never broke my ribs but a few months back had the most violent coughing fits I've ever had for over a week and fucked something up in my rib cage. It was awful. I could feel the fit coming but tried to hold it in because it was excrutiating. The wife is weird. She'll go nuclear on random stuff but pretty sure if I break my femur doing this with our son, she won't say anything. If I was doing stupid shit drunk with some friends and got injured, that would be different. What the hell causes that sort of coughing? And I think wifne's are intentionally random at what they go nuclear about. Wouldnt be fun for them to give a pattern we could adapt to so we dont have ton endure the tantrums in absolute confusion and shock.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 19, 2023 15:44:42 GMT -5
So a 53 year old chowd got himself knocked out and killed by a Dolphags fan at Gillete in front of tens of thousands of other Chowds. And the DOlphags fan doesnt have a scratch on him.
The pig is ripe...
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Post by 32Green on Sept 19, 2023 15:41:09 GMT -5
Made a Yolo decision I was heavy into BMX when I was in my teens. I was always out with friends trying to learn tricks. Today, practically every town has a skatepark I would have died for back then. Anyways, I always refused to influence/force my kids to do what I like, I only force them to do a sport/activity, anything, but get off your ass. Well it backfired since my 14 year old son signed up for a BMX class on weekends. I was like awesome. It's kind of far away, but I told the wife I got this. First lesson I realized this is gonna suck. Every Satruday afternoon 30 minute drive for a 90 minute course, I can't go home so I stayed. In the end I said fuck it, if I have to stay here I'm joining the class. So, yeah the 50 year old is hanging out with the youngsters. Got a few weird looks then they saw I could handle myself. I thought this could be a last chance to do something with my kid, he's psyched, so am I. Stay tuned for my "broke both my collarbones" thread. media.giphy.com/media/MQEBfbPco0fao/giphy.gifBroke some ribs riding my bike during covid. Just stopped feeling it recently. Cool if it works out. Iffin you do break something, your wife will have some epic opportunity to dismantle whatever is left of your manhood.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 18, 2023 16:26:05 GMT -5
Listened to Evan and tiki today for the first time for more than 33 seconds when Beningo was on. Tiki sucks. Nice guy but boring as sh*t. He didnt work well with Tierney either. Dont know how they thought Evan of all people would make him appealing.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 18, 2023 11:57:03 GMT -5
Unemployment is a horrible thing.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 18, 2023 11:46:58 GMT -5
Sal Licata on WFAN likened Saleh to a Substitute teacher. Sort of hit home to me.
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