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Post by 2foolish on Nov 29, 2019 13:08:23 GMT -5
Pumpkin pie was awesome hope urs was too...
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Post by 32Green on Nov 29, 2019 13:18:00 GMT -5
Drove home from out east and wifey is in full "on to the next holiday" mode. Threw out all the "hardy Mums", corn stalks and hay bales, took 15 bins of Christmas stuff down from attic, packed away fall/thanksgiving in bins and hauled them back up, now have to go shop for fire-hazard tree and then buy a turkey breast because wifey loves left over turkey but there is none because my family out east ate it all. Buying turkey...the day after thanksgiving. Yep.
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Post by Big L on Nov 29, 2019 14:28:47 GMT -5
Drove home from out east and wifey is in full "on to the next holiday" mode. Threw out all the "hardy Mums", corn stalks and hay bales, took 15 bins of Christmas stuff down from attic, packed away fall/thanksgiving in bins and hauled them back up, now have to go shop for fire-hazard tree and then buy a turkey breast because wifey loves left over turkey but there is none because my family out east ate it all. Buying turkey...the day after thanksgiving. Yep. Maybe it’ll be on sale? Like Halloween candy on November 1st. |
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Post by Hotman on Nov 29, 2019 14:39:10 GMT -5
Drove home from out east and wifey is in full "on to the next holiday" mode. Threw out all the "hardy Mums", corn stalks and hay bales, took 15 bins of Christmas stuff down from attic, packed away fall/thanksgiving in bins and hauled them back up, now have to go shop for fire-hazard tree and then buy a turkey breast because wifey loves left over turkey but there is none because my family out east ate it all. Buying turkey...the day after thanksgiving. Yep. Bro what wrong w you. BX laid the plan out ages ago. Buy secret turkey first time and have 2nd fight club Chief Warren dinner |
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Nov 29, 2019 15:50:58 GMT -5
My MIL is a great Turkey Day football fan. We haven't missed a play, yet. Plus since she's lesbo, she rips burps and pisses my wife off, which is breathtaking. Happy Thanksgiving! Hold up hold up..... Did you just say your wife's mom is a burping lesbo? ? ? ? You got work for her? She's looking. |
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Post by vonrotten on Nov 29, 2019 16:43:35 GMT -5
Drove home from out east and wifey is in full "on to the next holiday" mode. Threw out all the "hardy Mums", corn stalks and hay bales, took 15 bins of Christmas stuff down from attic, packed away fall/thanksgiving in bins and hauled them back up, now have to go shop for fire-hazard tree and then buy a turkey breast because wifey loves left over turkey but there is none because my family out east ate it all. Buying turkey...the day after thanksgiving. Yep. How dare you do all that shit and forget to make an extra turkey for leftovers? You gotta have leftover turkey, common! |
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Post by 32Green on Nov 29, 2019 19:10:42 GMT -5
Drove home from out east and wifey is in full "on to the next holiday" mode. Threw out all the "hardy Mums", corn stalks and hay bales, took 15 bins of Christmas stuff down from attic, packed away fall/thanksgiving in bins and hauled them back up, now have to go shop for fire-hazard tree and then buy a turkey breast because wifey loves left over turkey but there is none because my family out east ate it all. Buying turkey...the day after thanksgiving. Yep. Maybe it’ll be on sale? Like Halloween candy on November 1st. Ended up going with Pizza. Sopne's home from Tennessee with girlfriendpne, both craving real NY Pizza. Drove home from out east and wifey is in full "on to the next holiday" mode. Threw out all the "hardy Mums", corn stalks and hay bales, took 15 bins of Christmas stuff down from attic, packed away fall/thanksgiving in bins and hauled them back up, now have to go shop for fire-hazard tree and then buy a turkey breast because wifey loves left over turkey but there is none because my family out east ate it all. Buying turkey...the day after thanksgiving. Yep. How dare you do all that shit and forget to make an extra turkey for leftovers? You gotta have leftover turkey, common! We were guests, not the hosts. Cheap bro-in-law used the free 12 lb. turkey he got from his boss..for like 25 people. No left-overs. If I hadnt brought beer, we would have run out of that too early in the evening. Fuckin guy. |
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 29, 2019 19:31:26 GMT -5
Maybe it’ll be on sale?  Like Halloween candy on November 1st. Ended up going with Pizza. Sopne's home from Tennessee with girlfriendpne, both craving real NY Pizza. How dare you do all that shit and forget to make an extra turkey for leftovers? You gotta have leftover turkey, common! We were guests, not the hosts. Cheap bro-in-law used the free 12 lb. turkey he got from his boss..for like 25 people. No left-overs. If I hadnt brought beer, we would have run out of that too early in the evening. Fuckin guy. LOL that's fucked up. Hope you ate before you went there. Throw out the bones and giblets and you were probably lookin at 4oz per person. |
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Post by 32Green on Nov 29, 2019 19:52:45 GMT -5
Ended up going with Pizza. Sopne's home from Tennessee with girlfriendpne, both craving real NY Pizza. We were guests, not the hosts. Cheap bro-in-law used the free 12 lb. turkey he got from his boss..for like 25 people. No left-overs. If I hadnt brought beer, we would have run out of that too early in the evening. Fuckin guy. LOL that's fucked up. Hope you ate before you went there. Throw out the bones and giblets and you were probably lookin at 4oz per person. Thankfully the wifene and sis in laws do awesome whore's devoors and here were plenty of sides. Not a huge Turkey fan, but I do like a little dark meat and I did get some. I am blessed, drank and watched football, saw all the college aged older cousins home from school and bonding again...which was cool. Certainly no FF2@ chemo/Fla. relatives/AA extravaganza. |
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Post by vonrotten on Nov 30, 2019 17:21:04 GMT -5
LOL that's fucked up. Hope you ate before you went there. Throw out the bones and giblets and you were probably lookin at 4oz per person. Thankfully the wifene and sis in laws do awesome whore's devoors and here were plenty of sides. Not a huge Turkey fan, but I do like a little dark meat and I did get some. I am blessed, drank and watched football, saw all the college aged older cousins home from school and bonding again...which was cool. Certainly no FF2@ chemo/Fla. relatives/AA extravaganza. It's really more about the sides anyway. The turkey is just an excuse to make all of the other good shit that goes with it (mashies, green bean casserole, stuffing, GRAVY) |
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Post by bxjetfan on Dec 3, 2019 15:58:08 GMT -5
My holiday Haiku
All the turkeys gone
Do not be sad for me guys
For I bought a spare
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Post by GATA 👀 on Dec 10, 2019 17:59:16 GMT -5
Thank you I bought nothing |
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Post by Peebag on Dec 11, 2019 11:11:00 GMT -5
Happy 2020 Thanksgiving everyone!
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