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Post by Warfish on Dec 11, 2019 21:15:52 GMT -5
I saunter into our office restroom.
I face two stalls.
Last nights delicious chickpea lentil stew is ready to see the light again.
I look into stall one, fucking savages, there are little brown stains on the seat. Small, not many, but clearly there.
I glance into stall two, thankful no one else in in the crappier with me.
Damn, damn, this one is literally covered in pubes. Like, if Harry and the Hendersons fucked an alopecia ridden shetland pony on the seat, there would be less hair.
I stand there, a man facing a fateful decision.
I try to wipe off the brown marks with TP......no go.
I shift tactics, and brush away the pubes, again using TP. Works. But I know they were all there, their memory refuses to leave my mind.
I wonder if I could shit in the trunk of my car without anyone noticing.
Decisions, decisions, decisions.
Fucking savages in this office.
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Post by Jets Things on Dec 11, 2019 21:29:09 GMT -5
I go with the pubes every time. Nothing worse than seeing doots on a toilet seat. You'd think that with the advent of indoor plumbing people would want to make sure they were cleaner, but there are still viking savages among us. You chose the lesser of two weevils.
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Post by bxjetfan on Dec 11, 2019 21:50:41 GMT -5
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Dec 11, 2019 22:47:39 GMT -5
In this huge Office i worked in there were always pubes in and around the Urinal.
Also on the wall. Was gross as hell.
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Post by Jetworks on Dec 12, 2019 8:53:58 GMT -5
I hate walking up to a urinal and finding out a diabetic with bad aim was there before me. #stickyfloors
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Post by Big L on Dec 12, 2019 9:21:09 GMT -5
I hate walking up to a urinal and finding out a diabetic with bad aim was there before me. #stickyfloors I am often amazed at how much piss is on the floor at the urinals at the office. How is it possible to miss that much? Do people stand like 2 feet away and try to arc it in or something? |
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Post by 32Green on Dec 12, 2019 10:14:37 GMT -5
I hate walking up to a urinal and finding out a diabetic with bad aim was there before me. #stickyfloors Mebbe not urine.  |
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Post by Big L on Dec 12, 2019 10:27:14 GMT -5
For the record, I would have gone with the less toxic pube seat.
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Post by Ff2 on Dec 12, 2019 12:49:27 GMT -5
I wonder if I could shit in the trunk of my car without anyone noticing. I'm disturbed you thought of this as a good option.  |
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Post by quantum on Dec 12, 2019 14:02:16 GMT -5
a big dude like you "sauntering"? for shame |
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Post by Trades on Dec 12, 2019 16:01:15 GMT -5
I hate walking up to a urinal and finding out a diabetic with bad aim was there before me. #stickyfloors I am often amazed at how much piss is on the floor at the urinals at the office. How is it possible to miss that much? Do people stand like 2 feet away and try to arc it in or something? Please 2 feet is hardly a challenge. If I am not at least 4 feet away I feel I am not even trying. |
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Post by shakin on Dec 12, 2019 17:15:43 GMT -5
back when i was in pre-retirement hell, they would leave loose rolls of t p in the shitter
the move was to rub a little nutella inside the tubes every once in awhile. and then listen for the horror-stricken cursing/yelling
i had a lot of time on my hands. but not shit
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Post by 2milehighJet on Dec 13, 2019 10:43:09 GMT -5
Chinese food lunch decided to come back quicker than expected shopping at Best Buy on Tuesday. I've seen roadside gas stations in middle of nowhere in better shape than this toilet, sat down anyway. The bowels were stronger than my brain.
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