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Post by southparkcpa on Feb 4, 2024 19:53:37 GMT -5
Probably my 4th? (Got started early due to family history). Actually, my arse is ok for now, learned alot the hard way, lol. Plenty of ointment, water and wipes. I had my second last year. I have to back every 4 years now….. getting old sucks. |
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Post by Big L on Feb 4, 2024 21:52:24 GMT -5
Got mine scheduled end of March.
Can’t wait
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Post by shakin on Feb 5, 2024 6:21:46 GMT -5
i haven't had the pleasure and don't plan to
but if i did, i'd go in with a buttplug with a smiley face on it
you know, to break the ice
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 5, 2024 7:54:51 GMT -5
i haven't had the pleasure and don't plan to but if i did, i'd go in with a buttplug with a smiley face on it you know, to break the ice "Hi Doctor Assman." "I told you to stop bringing me flowers!" "Oh you!" "Ugh. Just bend over." |
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Post by shakin on Feb 5, 2024 8:06:11 GMT -5
99 percent of the "foods" in the grocery store didn't exist 100 years ago
oh. and neither did 99% of the diseases that are rampant today
ifn you go to the grocery store, everything you buy should be on the perimeter aisles (and even a lot of that is shit)
anything in the main aisles is toxic seed oil-laden, "X-ose" sugar, garbage filler (soy lecithin etc) GARBAGE
eat right and you don't need strangers to shove shit up your ass
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Post by Raoul Duke on Feb 5, 2024 8:07:37 GMT -5
They've built all these machines so you can see bones, veins, slice you into little pieces, read your brain waves ..yet for this or prostate exam they can't invent something less invasive...part of me thinks it's part of some hazing ritual for Dr's.
"Sorry bro, centuries of medical inventions and the only way for us to check this out is to stick my finger up your ass"
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Post by 32Green on Feb 5, 2024 8:30:51 GMT -5
99 percent of the "foods" in the grocery store didn't exist 100 years ago oh. and neither did 99% of the diseases that are rampant today ifn you go to the grocery store, everything you buy should be on the perimeter aisles (and even a lot of that is shit) anything in the main aisles is toxic seed oil-laden, "X-ose" sugar, garbage filler (soy lecithin etc) GARBAGE eat right and you don't need strangers to shove shit up your ass Well, in my situation, two of my Aunts who were born and raised in Ireland were both pregnant with colon cancer in their 20's. They actually had adjoining rooms in the hospital. One made it, the other passed away leaving 3 kids under 10. They were raised on a farm in County Kerry and didnt see the inside of a supermarket much. Maybe the odd trip to town for sweets, the paper or an odd pint at a fair. My last scope, they found a polyp after clean scopes previously, so its def. worth going. I'm fairly active, try to eat semi-healthy, load up on supplements. Worse vice is teh alkyhole. I think your point has some validity, though. The worst of my prep is done (thank GAWD) and I'm heading out in a bit to get violated. I'm fackin STARVING. |
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Post by 32Green on Feb 5, 2024 8:32:35 GMT -5
They've built all these machines so you can see bones, veins, slice you into little pieces, read your brain waves ..yet for this or prostate exam they can't invent something less invasive...part of me thinks it's part of some hazing ritual for Dr's. "Sorry bro, centuries of medical inventions and the only way for us to check this out is to stick my finger up your ass" Funny, my Doc's seem happy relying on the PSA test. Havent been violated yet. |
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Post by shakin on Feb 5, 2024 8:41:46 GMT -5
99 percent of the "foods" in the grocery store didn't exist 100 years ago oh. and neither did 99% of the diseases that are rampant today ifn you go to the grocery store, everything you buy should be on the perimeter aisles (and even a lot of that is shit) anything in the main aisles is toxic seed oil-laden, "X-ose" sugar, garbage filler (soy lecithin etc) GARBAGE eat right and you don't need strangers to shove shit up your ass Well, in my situation, two of my Aunts who were born and raised in Ireland were both pregnant with colon cancer in their 20's. They actually had adjoining rooms in the hospital. One made it, the other passed away leaving 3 kids under 10. They were raised on a farm in County Kerry and didnt see the inside of a supermarket much. Maybe the odd trip to town for sweets, the paper or an odd pint at a fair. My last scope, they found a polyp after clean scopes previously, so its def. worth going. I'm fairly active, try to eat semi-healthy, load up on supplements. Worse vice is teh alkyhole. I think your point has some validity, though. The worst of my prep is done (thank GAWD) and I'm heading out in a bit to get violated. I'm fackin STARVING. irish may be a whole nother story let me check wikipedia |
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 5, 2024 8:58:05 GMT -5
99 percent of the "foods" in the grocery store didn't exist 100 years ago oh. and neither did 99% of the diseases that are rampant today ifn you go to the grocery store, everything you buy should be on the perimeter aisles (and even a lot of that is shit) anything in the main aisles is toxic seed oil-laden, "X-ose" sugar, garbage filler (soy lecithin etc) GARBAGE eat right and you don't need strangers to shove shit up your ass Well, in my situation, two of my Aunts who were born and raised in Ireland were both pregnant with colon cancer in their 20's. They actually had adjoining rooms in the hospital. One made it, the other passed away leaving 3 kids under 10. They were raised on a farm in County Kerry and didnt see the inside of a supermarket much. Maybe the odd trip to town for sweets, the paper or an odd pint at a fair. My last scope, they found a polyp after clean scopes previously, so its def. worth going. I'm fairly active, try to eat semi-healthy, load up on supplements. Worse vice is teh alkyhole. I think your point has some validity, though. The worst of my prep is done (thank GAWD) and I'm heading out in a bit to get violated. I'm fackin STARVING. My mother's family is from County Cork. And if you think your doctor isn't trying to fist you when you're knocked out, you mussn't know many doctors. They're getting both hands in and clapping. |
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Post by 32Green on Feb 5, 2024 9:08:38 GMT -5
Well, in my situation, two of my Aunts who were born and raised in Ireland were both pregnant with colon cancer in their 20's. They actually had adjoining rooms in the hospital. One made it, the other passed away leaving 3 kids under 10. They were raised on a farm in County Kerry and didnt see the inside of a supermarket much. Maybe the odd trip to town for sweets, the paper or an odd pint at a fair. My last scope, they found a polyp after clean scopes previously, so its def. worth going. I'm fairly active, try to eat semi-healthy, load up on supplements. Worse vice is teh alkyhole. I think your point has some validity, though. The worst of my prep is done (thank GAWD) and I'm heading out in a bit to get violated. I'm fackin STARVING. My mother's family is from County Cork. And if you think your doctor isn't trying to fist you when you're knocked out, you mussn't know many doctors. They're getting both hands in and clapping. Well they must be conspiring with the anesthesiologist and nurse who are also in there. |
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Post by Trades on Feb 5, 2024 9:46:50 GMT -5
Buddy of mine woke up half way through his colonoscopy. Big dude, was having trouble even falling under with the anesthesia. Kept saying he wasn't asleep. Finally gave him a bigger dose which knocked him out but then he woke up and took a swing at the doctor and they knocked him out again.
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Post by shakin on Feb 5, 2024 9:54:18 GMT -5
Buddy of mine woke up half way through his colonoscopy. Big dude, was having trouble even falling under with the anesthesia. Kept saying he wasn't asleep. Finally gave him a bigger dose which knocked him out but then he woke up and took a swing at the doctor and they knocked him out again. if you wake up during the procedure and look back and the doctor gives you two thumbs up, you might wanna get tested for teh aids after |
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Post by Big L on Feb 5, 2024 10:10:58 GMT -5
99 percent of the "foods" in the grocery store didn't exist 100 years ago oh. and neither did 99% of the diseases that are rampant today ifn you go to the grocery store, everything you buy should be on the perimeter aisles (and even a lot of that is shit) anything in the main aisles is toxic seed oil-laden, "X-ose" sugar, garbage filler (soy lecithin etc) GARBAGE eat right and you don't need strangers to shove shit up your ass Well, in my situation, two of my Aunts who were born and raised in Ireland were both pregnant with colon cancer in their 20's. They actually had adjoining rooms in the hospital. One made it, the other passed away leaving 3 kids under 10. They were raised on a farm in County Kerry and didnt see the inside of a supermarket much. Maybe the odd trip to town for sweets, the paper or an odd pint at a fair. My last scope, they found a polyp after clean scopes previously, so its def. worth going. I'm fairly active, try to eat semi-healthy, load up on supplements. Worse vice is teh alkyhole. I think your point has some validity, though. The worst of my prep is done (thank GAWD) and I'm heading out in a bit to get violated. I'm fackin STARVING. could be the fertilizer and pesticides used on the farm. Those things are nasty. Look at the cancer rates of living on/near a farm. And don’t buy a house in a development that was built on an old farm. |
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 5, 2024 10:21:23 GMT -5
My mother's family is from County Cork. And if you think your doctor isn't trying to fist you when you're knocked out, you mussn't know many doctors. They're getting both hands in and clapping. Well they must be conspiring with the anesthesiologist and nurse who are also in there. I know about 5 anesthesiologists, personally, kids sports and whatnot. They're all funny in their own way, but also weirdos. For kid #4 (also a c-section), the anesthesiologist joked "Dad, want me to hook you up too?" after giving wifne the epidural. I said "Well, yeah" and he laughed, but apparently didn't know that I was completely serious. I love drugs that bring you down. Weed people are like "sativa makes me motivated" and I'm all "Give me my indica gummies and fuck off because daddy wants to sleep." |
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