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Post by Raoul Duke on Feb 7, 2024 11:40:27 GMT -5
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Post by 2milehighJet on Feb 7, 2024 15:39:53 GMT -5
I was actually given pictures. You DONT want to see them. Well, its no secret I'm full of shit. And today it was proven. Procedures over, I wake up, nurse comes in looks at the screen and chirps "Ok great, he didnt remove anything!" then leaves to get the Dr. I'm thinking "Yah boooooy, 5 more years before I have to worry about this again". Dr. comes in and says "For some reason the top of your colon by the appendix didnt cleanse fully. Everything else was fine". I'm like...wtf dude...what does that mean? I did the full cleanse and was shitting clear water for hours....He's like..I'm gonna need you to do this again in 3 months. So basically, the new fangled pills (instead of drinking all the prep which I had done successfully for several scopes) didnt completely clean me out even though I was shatting spring water. I was a zombie in the car on the way home, my wifne couldnt get a word out of me. So I'm kinda freaked out and pissed. The positive spin on this is you get to have another 10 seconds of pure, unadulterated, bliss as they push propofol again in 3 months. You're welcome Prince, Tom Petty, Michael Jackson, and now 32 endorse this drug |
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Post by Big L on Feb 7, 2024 16:02:18 GMT -5
The positive spin on this is you get to have another 10 seconds of pure, unadulterated, bliss as they push propofol again in 3 months. You're welcome Prince, Tom Petty, Michael Jackson, and now 32 endorse this drug the best sleep of your life |
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Post by 32Green on Feb 7, 2024 23:23:42 GMT -5
I was actually given pictures. You DONT want to see them. Well, its no secret I'm full of shit. And today it was proven. Procedures over, I wake up, nurse comes in looks at the screen and chirps "Ok great, he didnt remove anything!" then leaves to get the Dr. I'm thinking "Yah boooooy, 5 more years before I have to worry about this again". Dr. comes in and says "For some reason the top of your colon by the appendix didnt cleanse fully. Everything else was fine". I'm like...wtf dude...what does that mean? I did the full cleanse and was shitting clear water for hours....He's like..I'm gonna need you to do this again in 3 months. So basically, the new fangled pills (instead of drinking all the prep which I had done successfully for several scopes) didnt completely clean me out even though I was shatting spring water. I was a zombie in the car on the way home, my wifne couldnt get a word out of me. So I'm kinda freaked out and pissed. The positive spin on this is you get to have another 10 seconds of pure, unadulterated, bliss as they push propofol again in 3 months. You're welcome Spoken like a dude who hasnt had a colonoscopy. I wouldnt call it blissful, but the ease of falling asleep was the real cool thing about it. Certainly not worth the whole day of prepping. |
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Post by Jetworks on Feb 8, 2024 13:03:28 GMT -5
The positive spin on this is you get to have another 10 seconds of pure, unadulterated, bliss as they push propofol again in 3 months. You're welcome Spoken like a dude who hasnt had a colonoscopy. I wouldnt call it blissful, but the ease of falling asleep was the real cool thing about it. Certainly not worth the whole day of prepping. 5 back door, 4 front entrance (9/11 GERD). Makes all the prep worth it lol. |
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Post by 32Green on Feb 8, 2024 19:37:00 GMT -5
Spoken like a dude who hasnt had a colonoscopy. I wouldnt call it blissful, but the ease of falling asleep was the real cool thing about it. Certainly not worth the whole day of prepping. 5 back door, 4 front entrance (9/11 GERD). Makes all the prep worth it lol. Hah, touche'. I mean...tushey |
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Post by quantum on Feb 10, 2024 0:52:31 GMT -5
I've only had one. The last test was the poop-in-the-box test.
In tiny letters under the address, I wrote "if undeliverable, send to N.Pelosi, Washington DC"
the wife was not happy. thought I'd get a visit from the fbi.
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Post by frostlich on Feb 10, 2024 9:25:53 GMT -5
Probably looking at surgery up there chief.
Had hemorrhoids removed in ‘22.
Recovery was a bitch. Had to wear pads because of the leakage while it all healed. Totally emasculating.
Pro tip. Get the hourglass thin ones. Unless you’re a husky fella.
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Post by 32Green on Feb 10, 2024 17:01:14 GMT -5
Probably looking at surgery up there chief. Had hemorrhoids removed in ‘22. Recovery was a bitch. Had to wear pads because of the leakage while it all healed. Totally emasculating. Pro tip. Get the hourglass thin ones. Unless you’re a husky fella. whoaaaaa....ne never mentioned that. Said he just couldnt see the top part as clearly as he would have liked and would like to re-do it. you complete bastard |
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Post by quantum on Feb 11, 2024 10:56:17 GMT -5
Probably looking at surgery up there chief. Had hemorrhoids removed in ‘22. Recovery was a bitch. Had to wear pads because of the leakage while it all healed. Totally emasculating. Pro tip. Get the hourglass thin ones. Unless you’re a husky fella. sounds Brandon-esque |
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Post by shakin on Feb 11, 2024 13:24:32 GMT -5
i read a web page about what doctors are feeling for when they jam a finger in your ass
just sayin
if you wanna save a few bucks
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Post by quantum on Feb 12, 2024 14:26:49 GMT -5
i read a web page about what doctors are feeling for when they jam a finger in your ass just sayin if you wanna save a few bucks dinner? flowers? both? |
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Post by shakin on Feb 12, 2024 14:28:59 GMT -5
i read a web page about what doctors are feeling for when they jam a finger in your ass just sayin if you wanna save a few bucks dinner? flowers? both? sure thank me however you want |
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Post by Big L on Mar 28, 2024 17:05:08 GMT -5
Prepping for the buttscope, bitches! The solution tastes odd. Can’t add a little flavor to this thing? Wtf
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Post by 32Green on Mar 28, 2024 17:38:05 GMT -5
Prepping for the buttscope, bitches! The solution tastes odd. Can’t add a little flavor to this thing? Wtf I've seen you, you may want to pin a note to your unnerpantses saying "this end". |
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