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Post by 2milehighJet on Feb 5, 2024 11:26:14 GMT -5
I'm heading out in a bit to get violated. I'm fackin STARVING. Best breakfast of my life was after the colonoscopy. Corned beef hash and 2 eggs over easy, rye toast!! I remember it well!!!! Then again I could have went to white castle and said same thing. |
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on Feb 5, 2024 12:51:27 GMT -5
My mother's family is from County Cork. And if you think your doctor isn't trying to fist you when you're knocked out, you mussn't know many doctors. They're getting both hands in and clapping. Well they must be conspiring with the anesthesiologist and nurse who are also in there. Well, how did it all go? |
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Post by Trades on Feb 5, 2024 13:11:39 GMT -5
Well they must be conspiring with the anesthesiologist and nurse who are also in there. Well, how did it all go? Pictures or GTFO??? |
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Post by tbp on Feb 5, 2024 13:14:09 GMT -5
Well they must be conspiring with the anesthesiologist and nurse who are also in there. Well, how did it all go? He probably can't talk right now and is just lying back and enjoying the afterglow with a cig and a cup of joe. |
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Post by Big L on Feb 5, 2024 13:55:35 GMT -5
He probably can't talk right now and is just lying back and enjoying the afterglow with a cig and a cup of joe. holy Jesus, imagine how fast a cup of joe would blow right thru you after this? |
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Post by shakin on Feb 5, 2024 14:15:19 GMT -5
keep in mind 32green is prolly only one of like 4 hampurites who've had something shoved up their ass today
you know who you are
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 5, 2024 14:24:22 GMT -5
Well they must be conspiring with the anesthesiologist and nurse who are also in there. Well, how did it all go? He hasn't come down from his unconscious orgasm yet. Doctor is flicking his prostate to wake him up. |
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Post by 32Green on Feb 5, 2024 17:45:12 GMT -5
I was actually given pictures. You DONT want to see them. Well, its no secret I'm full of shit. And today it was proven. Procedures over, I wake up, nurse comes in looks at the screen and chirps "Ok great, he didnt remove anything!" then leaves to get the Dr. I'm thinking "Yah boooooy, 5 more years before I have to worry about this again". Dr. comes in and says "For some reason the top of your colon by the appendix didnt cleanse fully. Everything else was fine". I'm like...wtf dude...what does that mean? I did the full cleanse and was shitting clear water for hours....He's like..I'm gonna need you to do this again in 3 months. So basically, the new fangled pills (instead of drinking all the prep which I had done successfully for several scopes) didnt completely clean me out even though I was shatting spring water. I was a zombie in the car on the way home, my wifne couldnt get a word out of me. So I'm kinda freaked out and pissed. |
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Post by Big L on Feb 5, 2024 18:05:02 GMT -5
I was actually given pictures. You DONT want to see them. Well, its no secret I'm full of shit. And today it was proven. Procedures over, I wake up, nurse comes in looks at the screen and chirps "Ok great, he didnt remove anything!" then leaves to get the Dr. I'm thinking "Yah boooooy, 5 more years before I have to worry about this again". Dr. comes in and says "For some reason the top of your colon by the appendix didnt cleanse fully. Everything else was fine". I'm like...wtf dude...what does that mean? I did the full cleanse and was shitting clear water for hours....He's like..I'm gonna need you to do this again in 3 months. So basically, the new fangled pills (instead of drinking all the prep which I had done successfully for several scopes) didnt completely clean me out even though I was shatting spring water. I was a zombie in the car on the way home, my wifne couldnt get a word out of me. So I'm kinda freaked out and pissed. You can’t even shit yourself properly. Sheesh. |
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Post by 32Green on Feb 5, 2024 18:05:31 GMT -5
He hasn't come down from his unconscious orgasm yet. Doctor is flicking his prostate to wake him up. I actually had a female Russian Anesthesiologist. But not the kind you put in your spank-bank....the kind you ask to change your tire or mix concrete. |
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Post by 32Green on Feb 5, 2024 18:07:39 GMT -5
I was actually given pictures. You DONT want to see them. Well, its no secret I'm full of shit. And today it was proven. Procedures over, I wake up, nurse comes in looks at the screen and chirps "Ok great, he didnt remove anything!" then leaves to get the Dr. I'm thinking "Yah boooooy, 5 more years before I have to worry about this again". Dr. comes in and says "For some reason the top of your colon by the appendix didnt cleanse fully. Everything else was fine". I'm like...wtf dude...what does that mean? I did the full cleanse and was shitting clear water for hours....He's like..I'm gonna need you to do this again in 3 months. So basically, the new fangled pills (instead of drinking all the prep which I had done successfully for several scopes) didnt completely clean me out even though I was shatting spring water. I was a zombie in the car on the way home, my wifne couldnt get a word out of me. So I'm kinda freaked out and pissed. You can’t even shit yourself properly. Sheesh. That's whats so fucked up; If I offered you a glass of what I was shitting at 7 this morning on a hot day you would have drank it. Dont know how anything was still up there. |
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Post by Big L on Feb 5, 2024 18:18:49 GMT -5
You can’t even shit yourself properly. Sheesh. That's whats so fucked up; If I offered you a glass of what I was shitting at 7 this morning on a hot day you would have drank it. Dont know how anything was still up there. You have some pent up anger. Can’t let go of shit. |
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Post by shakin on Feb 5, 2024 19:43:59 GMT -5
I was actually given pictures. You DONT want to see them. Well, its no secret I'm full of shit. And today it was proven. Procedures over, I wake up, nurse comes in looks at the screen and chirps "Ok great, he didnt remove anything!" then leaves to get the Dr. I'm thinking "Yah boooooy, 5 more years before I have to worry about this again". Dr. comes in and says "For some reason the top of your colon by the appendix didnt cleanse fully. Everything else was fine". I'm like...wtf dude...what does that mean? I did the full cleanse and was shitting clear water for hours....He's like..I'm gonna need you to do this again in 3 months. So basically, the new fangled pills (instead of drinking all the prep which I had done successfully for several scopes) didnt completely clean me out even though I was shatting spring water. I was a zombie in the car on the way home, my wifne couldnt get a word out of me. So I'm kinda freaked out and pissed. that's called a second date you should be flattered |
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Post by Jetworks on Feb 7, 2024 8:46:58 GMT -5
I was actually given pictures. You DONT want to see them. Well, its no secret I'm full of shit. And today it was proven. Procedures over, I wake up, nurse comes in looks at the screen and chirps "Ok great, he didnt remove anything!" then leaves to get the Dr. I'm thinking "Yah boooooy, 5 more years before I have to worry about this again". Dr. comes in and says "For some reason the top of your colon by the appendix didnt cleanse fully. Everything else was fine". I'm like...wtf dude...what does that mean? I did the full cleanse and was shitting clear water for hours....He's like..I'm gonna need you to do this again in 3 months. So basically, the new fangled pills (instead of drinking all the prep which I had done successfully for several scopes) didnt completely clean me out even though I was shatting spring water. I was a zombie in the car on the way home, my wifne couldnt get a word out of me. So I'm kinda freaked out and pissed. The positive spin on this is you get to have another 10 seconds of pure, unadulterated, bliss as they push propofol again in 3 months. You're welcome |
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Post by Jets Things on Feb 7, 2024 9:33:56 GMT -5
I was actually given pictures. You DONT want to see them. Well, its no secret I'm full of shit. And today it was proven. Procedures over, I wake up, nurse comes in looks at the screen and chirps "Ok great, he didnt remove anything!" then leaves to get the Dr. I'm thinking "Yah boooooy, 5 more years before I have to worry about this again". Dr. comes in and says "For some reason the top of your colon by the appendix didnt cleanse fully. Everything else was fine". I'm like...wtf dude...what does that mean? I did the full cleanse and was shitting clear water for hours....He's like..I'm gonna need you to do this again in 3 months. So basically, the new fangled pills (instead of drinking all the prep which I had done successfully for several scopes) didnt completely clean me out even though I was shatting spring water. I was a zombie in the car on the way home, my wifne couldnt get a word out of me. So I'm kinda freaked out and pissed. The positive spin on this is you get to have another 10 seconds of pure, unadulterated, bliss as they push propofol again in 3 months. You're welcome Sounds to me like someone was holding it in to get another scope. Fag. |
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