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Post by Peebag on Jul 28, 2016 9:15:23 GMT -5
Hi, yes, I'll take Charlie Weaver for the block.
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Post by Ff2 on Jul 28, 2016 10:32:31 GMT -5
Mila Kunis
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Post by Ff2 on Jul 28, 2016 10:34:27 GMT -5
Hi, yes, I'll take Charlie Weaver for the block. Question (asked by "Square-Master" Peter Marshall): Hey, Big Chuck, your bird has a temperature of 150 degrees. Will he live? Weaver: Gee, I hope not. My dinner guests will be here in a couple of minutes. Question: In the literary world, who kept saying 'I think I can, I think I can?' Weaver: Well, out at the home, that was Mr. Ferguson. And Mrs. Ferguson kept saying 'I wish he would! I wish he would!'" Question: How many balls are on a standard billiard table? Weaver: How many guys are playing? Question: Should you train your very young children on the piano? Weaver: No, try newspapers. Question According to an executive report of the Dallas Morning News, is a person ever too old to get his teeth straightened? Weaver: Well now, that would be my second choice. |
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Post by Peebag on Jul 28, 2016 10:36:45 GMT -5
Hi, yes, I'll take Charlie Weaver for the block. Question (asked by "Square-Master" Peter Marshall): Hey, Big Chuck, your bird has a temperature of 150 degrees. Will he live? Weaver: Gee, I hope not. My dinner guests will be here in a couple of minutes. Question: In the literary world, who kept saying 'I think I can, I think I can?' Weaver: Well, out at the home, that was Mr. Ferguson. And Mrs. Ferguson kept saying 'I wish he would! I wish he would!'" Question: How many balls are on a standard billiard table? Weaver: How many guys are playing? Question: Should you train your very young children on the piano? Weaver: No, try newspapers. Question According to an executive report of the Dallas Morning News, is a person ever too old to get his teeth straightened? Weaver: Well now, that would be my second choice. lolz....yes I checked out his wiki page as well.... |
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Post by Ff2 on Jul 28, 2016 10:38:34 GMT -5
Question (asked by "Square-Master" Peter Marshall): Hey, Big Chuck, your bird has a temperature of 150 degrees. Will he live? Weaver: Gee, I hope not. My dinner guests will be here in a couple of minutes. Question: In the literary world, who kept saying 'I think I can, I think I can?' Weaver: Well, out at the home, that was Mr. Ferguson. And Mrs. Ferguson kept saying 'I wish he would! I wish he would!'" Question: How many balls are on a standard billiard table? Weaver: How many guys are playing? Question: Should you train your very young children on the piano? Weaver: No, try newspapers. Question According to an executive report of the Dallas Morning News, is a person ever too old to get his teeth straightened? Weaver: Well now, that would be my second choice. lolz....yes I checked out his wiki page as well.... Those were days of good clean fun! |
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Post by bxjetfan on Jul 28, 2016 20:34:56 GMT -5
I don't see what the big deal is about Crispy Creme donuts. Gimme a Dunkin Donuts any day of the week.
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Post by Jets Things on Jul 29, 2016 6:29:58 GMT -5
Wife and I have $1,500 in Delta vouchers in our names and kids names...and the fuckers won't allow us to combine them all into two tickets. So now we have to eat most of that if we want to get away by ourselves or take everyone and spend even more money. Fuck you, Delta!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2016 13:37:17 GMT -5
Wife and I have $1,500 in Delta vouchers in our names and kids names...and the fuckers won't allow us to combine them all into two tickets. So now we have to eat most of that if we want to get away by ourselves or take everyone and spend even more money. Fuck you, Delta!! Try to find a friendly travel agent or ticket broker? Maybe William Shatner will pick up. - Tip of the Week |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2016 13:42:46 GMT -5
Shoulda asked Charles Nelson Reilly. I like the absurd one. Who wants people-watching tips from CNR? "Nudist beaches are always top of the list. Half the work is done, already. Have baby lotion on hand if you want to jump in..." |
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Post by Big L on Aug 2, 2016 14:00:43 GMT -5
Have never used Preparation H before.
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 2, 2016 16:04:33 GMT -5
Wife and I have $1,500 in Delta vouchers in our names and kids names...and the fuckers won't allow us to combine them all into two tickets. So now we have to eat most of that if we want to get away by ourselves or take everyone and spend even more money. Fuck you, Delta!! Try to find a friendly travel agent or ticket broker? Maybe William Shatner will pick up. - Tip of the Week This isn't helping, Turd Ferguson. Have never used Preparation H before. It works well in a pinch if you've run out of Crest. |
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Post by Big L on Aug 2, 2016 19:28:41 GMT -5
Have never used Preparation H before. It works well in a pinch if you've run out of Crest. About two weeks ago, I had an afternoon cup of coffee at work. The coffee must have been there a while; one of those thick brews that's been reduced in the pot for three hours. There was no cream available, so I used the powdered creamer bullshit. Get back to my desk, drink the fucker. Had a small lunch, so I was still hungry. I have some Planters lightly salted peanuts at my desk. Ate two handfuls for a snack. Well, let me tell you, that was one toxic brew. That released something fierce. On the way home from work, damn near shit myself, except I couldn't tell if it was solid, liquid, or gas. Couldn't even let out a peep because if it was liquid, the pressure from even a micro second burst would have let out a quart. Scramble home and on to the terlet, and let it fly. Out from the o-ring blows a fart with the explosive power of a stick of dynamite. That was it. Nothing else. Now, my fart box hasn't been right since. Must have blown a seal or somethin. I'm thinkin of trying the Prep H, for the love of God. |
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Post by Jets Things on Aug 2, 2016 20:05:42 GMT -5
It works well in a pinch if you've run out of Crest. About two weeks ago, I had an afternoon cup of coffee at work. The coffee must have been there a while; one of those thick brews that's been reduced in the pot for three hours. There was no cream available, so I used the powdered creamer bullshit. Get back to my desk, drink the fucker. Had a small lunch, so I was still hungry. I have some Planters lightly salted peanuts at my desk. Ate two handfuls for a snack. Well, let me tell you, that was one toxic brew. That released something fierce. On the way home from work, damn near shit myself, except I couldn't tell if it was solid, liquid, or gas. Couldn't even let out a peep because if it was liquid, the pressure from even a micro second burst would have let out a quart. Scramble home and on to the terlet, and let it fly. Out from the o-ring blows a fart with the explosive power of a stick of dynamite. That was it. Nothing else. Now, my fart box hasn't been right since. Must have blown a seal or somethin. I'm thinkin of trying the Prep H, for the love of God.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2016 20:38:16 GMT -5
Give me "That Was Fast" for $800, Alex |
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Post by bxjetfan on Aug 2, 2016 20:41:38 GMT -5
Saw in the Post today that the NYPD promoted some cops to Detective that were injured in the line of duty. I knew one of them when I was younger. His name is Steve Carroll and he broke his neck in a car accident. I used to hang out with his brothers. It got me to thinking about another cop I knew, shot and killed in the line of duty while trying to apprehend two suspects in an armed robbery. His name was George Werdann. The guy loved hockey and beer and he always had a smile on his face. It got me to the thinking. Fuck you Black Lives Matter for fostering an atmosphere of hate that puts a target on our Nations men and women in law enforcement.
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