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Post by Big L on Aug 13, 2016 10:24:56 GMT -5
Just posted this from 38000 feet above South Carilina.
JetBlue rocks.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2016 22:05:13 GMT -5
They make their own vodka?
H E Y N O W
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Post by shakin on Aug 13, 2016 22:23:44 GMT -5
you can do everything right and still get a shit sandwich. but sometimes you can choose the bread so that's nice
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Post by Big L on Aug 14, 2016 7:07:59 GMT -5
you can do everything right and still get a shit sandwich. but sometimes you can choose the bread so that's nice But on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness. |
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Aug 15, 2016 16:02:27 GMT -5
It works well in a pinch if you've run out of Crest. About two weeks ago, I had an afternoon cup of coffee at work. The coffee must have been there a while; one of those thick brews that's been reduced in the pot for three hours. There was no cream available, so I used the powdered creamer bullshit. Get back to my desk, drink the fucker. Had a small lunch, so I was still hungry. I have some Planters lightly salted peanuts at my desk. Ate two handfuls for a snack. Well, let me tell you, that was one toxic brew. That released something fierce. On the way home from work, damn near shit myself, except I couldn't tell if it was solid, liquid, or gas. Couldn't even let out a peep because if it was liquid, the pressure from even a micro second burst would have let out a quart. Scramble home and on to the terlet, and let it fly. Out from the o-ring blows a fart with the explosive power of a stick of dynamite. That was it. Nothing else. Now, my fart box hasn't been right since. Must have blown a seal or somethin. I'm thinkin of trying the Prep H, for the love of God.  |
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Post by Big L on Aug 15, 2016 16:42:03 GMT -5
About two weeks ago, I had an afternoon cup of coffee at work. The coffee must have been there a while; one of those thick brews that's been reduced in the pot for three hours. There was no cream available, so I used the powdered creamer bullshit. Get back to my desk, drink the fucker. Had a small lunch, so I was still hungry. I have some Planters lightly salted peanuts at my desk. Ate two handfuls for a snack. Well, let me tell you, that was one toxic brew. That released something fierce. On the way home from work, damn near shit myself, except I couldn't tell if it was solid, liquid, or gas. Couldn't even let out a peep because if it was liquid, the pressure from even a micro second burst would have let out a quart. Scramble home and on to the terlet, and let it fly. Out from the o-ring blows a fart with the explosive power of a stick of dynamite. That was it. Nothing else. Now, my fart box hasn't been right since. Must have blown a seal or somethin. I'm thinkin of trying the Prep H, for the love of God. Nah, that's just frost on my mustache. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2016 18:05:44 GMT -5
watching the tape with the wife.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2016 19:16:08 GMT -5
She thinks Ryan might have the Clady Eye.
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Post by shakin on Aug 16, 2016 22:30:01 GMT -5
i finally ordered a MyPillow but when i got it it was somebody else's
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Post by Hotman on Aug 17, 2016 0:00:15 GMT -5
i finally ordered a MyPillow but when i got it it was somebody else's You finally got your commisarry worked out but you didn't fight the biggest dude in there on your first day?? Rookie mistake. Best get sent to seg pronto. |
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Post by 2foolish on Aug 17, 2016 11:09:59 GMT -5
Saw in the Post today that the NYPD promoted some cops to Detective that were injured in the line of duty. I knew one of them when I was younger. His name is Steve Carroll and he broke his neck in a car accident. I used to hang out with his brothers. It got me to thinking about another cop I knew, shot and killed in the line of duty while trying to apprehend two suspects in an armed robbery. His name was George Werdann. The guy loved hockey and beer and he always had a smile on his face. It got me to the thinking. Fuck you Black Lives Matter for fostering an atmosphere of hate that puts a target on our Nations men and women in law enforcement. George has a school named after him..on Webster or Jerome i think...i remember that...he was chasing someone on the Concourse... |
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Post by jetstream23 on Aug 17, 2016 11:23:22 GMT -5
My grandfather has no clue about gymnastics yet his recent internet search history is filled Simone Biles and Aly Raisman.....what gives?
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Post by Chesapeakejet on Aug 17, 2016 14:10:11 GMT -5
My grandfather has no clue about gymnastics yet his recent internet search history is filled Simone Biles and Aly Raisman.....what gives? Mebbee he heard that the gymnasts were all trying dick in Rio? There are some rocks one doesn't turn over. |
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Post by 2foolish on Aug 17, 2016 15:52:16 GMT -5
Saw in the Post today that the NYPD promoted some cops to Detective that were injured in the line of duty. I knew one of them when I was younger. His name is Steve Carroll and he broke his neck in a car accident. I used to hang out with his brothers. It got me to thinking about another cop I knew, shot and killed in the line of duty while trying to apprehend two suspects in an armed robbery. His name was George Werdann. The guy loved hockey and beer and he always had a smile on his face. It got me to the thinking. Fuck you Black Lives Matter for fostering an atmosphere of hate that puts a target on our Nations men and women in law enforcement. George has a school named after him..on Webster or Jerome i think...i remember that...he was chasing someone on the Concourse... i'm so stupid..its been a while...the school right next to the 52 precinct... |
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Post by Hotman on Aug 17, 2016 16:35:33 GMT -5
My grandfather has no clue about gymnastics yet his recent internet search history is filled Simone Biles and Aly Raisman.....what gives? No idea what that means but Imma guess it's some kind of hot gymnastics jailbait?? I haven't watched one second of the olympics except for that asian dude doing the diving belly/backflop and hi-fiving each other |
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