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Post by bxjetfan on May 25, 2020 18:41:10 GMT -5
So I just took a shit and it looked like mozzarella sticks. Didn't taste like them though.
I really thought I had something there for a second.
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Post by Raoul Duke on May 26, 2020 2:28:15 GMT -5
neighbor upstairs had a leak in her appartment. Weird to see water coming through the spotlights in the kitchen...Neighbor is an old lady and I immediately thought she had started a bath, died and the water just kept running. 6 AM, we're banging on her door with the wife, old lady opens in her undies (some things cannot be unseen). Her living room and dining room have about an inch of water. I locate the leak and ask her where the main water valve is ...she waddles through water on the wet tile kitchen floor and blam! wipes out...now I'm thinking great, now we have a leak and broken hip. The valve is from the 1970's and probably hasn't been manouvered in decades, it won't budge. PLus the dude who installed it put it in an impossible place. I go get some plyers at home, come back and see my wife trying to help the lady up (it's been a few minutes) she's slipping and sliding as the wife is pulling her dead weight...and she's still in her undies...
How was your Monday?
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Post by crossfire on May 26, 2020 4:36:48 GMT -5
neighbor upstairs had a leak in her appartment. Weird to see water coming through the spotlights in the kitchen...Neighbor is an old lady and I immediately thought she had started a bath, died and the water just kept running. 6 AM, we're banging on her door with the wife, old lady opens in her undies (some things cannot be unseen). Her living room and dining room have about an inch of water. I locate the leak and ask her where the main water valve is ...she waddles through water on the wet tile kitchen floor and blam! wipes out...now I'm thinking great, now we have a leak and broken hip. The valve is from the 1970's and probably hasn't been manouvered in decades, it won't budge. PLus the dude who installed it put it in an impossible place. I go get some plyers at home, come back and see my wife trying to help the lady up (it's been a few minutes) she's slipping and sliding as the wife is pulling her dead weight...and she's still in her undies... How was your Monday? You’re French... You... the wife... the old lady in her undies... You could have one of those ménage old twats.
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Post by Hotman on May 26, 2020 4:47:24 GMT -5
neighbor upstairs had a leak in her appartment. Weird to see water coming through the spotlights in the kitchen...Neighbor is an old lady and I immediately thought she had started a bath, died and the water just kept running. 6 AM, we're banging on her door with the wife, old lady opens in her undies (some things cannot be unseen). Her living room and dining room have about an inch of water. I locate the leak and ask her where the main water valve is ...she waddles through water on the wet tile kitchen floor and blam! wipes out...now I'm thinking great, now we have a leak and broken hip. The valve is from the 1970's and probably hasn't been manouvered in decades, it won't budge. PLus the dude who installed it put it in an impossible place. I go get some plyers at home, come back and see my wife trying to help the lady up (it's been a few minutes) she's slipping and sliding as the wife is pulling her dead weight...and she's still in her undies... How was your Monday? You’re French... You... the wife... the old lady in her undies... You could have one of those ménage old twats. Oh fahck no shit I thought that was Ff2 and was just mistified thinking wow I can't believe he lives in an apartment! OMG gramps needs to maybe take a look at new Hampshire or something and GTFO Boston lol Also was impressed he woulda been doing something with plyers. Lol Anyways, ur a good American, Dukey! Also... Menage ol twats.... LOOOOOOOLL
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Post by bxjetfan on May 26, 2020 7:51:06 GMT -5
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Post by bxjetfan on May 26, 2020 8:04:53 GMT -5
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Post by 2foolish on May 26, 2020 8:21:47 GMT -5
neighbor upstairs had a leak in her appartment. Weird to see water coming through the spotlights in the kitchen...Neighbor is an old lady and I immediately thought she had started a bath, died and the water just kept running. 6 AM, we're banging on her door with the wife, old lady opens in her undies (some things cannot be unseen). Her living room and dining room have about an inch of water. I locate the leak and ask her where the main water valve is ...she waddles through water on the wet tile kitchen floor and blam! wipes out...now I'm thinking great, now we have a leak and broken hip. The valve is from the 1970's and probably hasn't been manouvered in decades, it won't budge. PLus the dude who installed it put it in an impossible place. I go get some plyers at home, come back and see my wife trying to help the lady up (it's been a few minutes) she's slipping and sliding as the wife is pulling her dead weight...and she's still in her undies... How was your Monday? when did the lady take off her wet undies...u know you were there...lol...
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Post by cgjet on May 26, 2020 11:04:31 GMT -5
neighbor upstairs had a leak in her appartment. Weird to see water coming through the spotlights in the kitchen...Neighbor is an old lady and I immediately thought she had started a bath, died and the water just kept running. 6 AM, we're banging on her door with the wife, old lady opens in her undies (some things cannot be unseen). Her living room and dining room have about an inch of water. I locate the leak and ask her where the main water valve is ...she waddles through water on the wet tile kitchen floor and blam! wipes out...now I'm thinking great, now we have a leak and broken hip. The valve is from the 1970's and probably hasn't been manouvered in decades, it won't budge. PLus the dude who installed it put it in an impossible place. I go get some plyers at home, come back and see my wife trying to help the lady up (it's been a few minutes) she's slipping and sliding as the wife is pulling her dead weight...and she's still in her undies... How was your Monday? I thought things like that only happened to me. Hope you were able to resolve leak.
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Post by jay57 on May 26, 2020 11:52:57 GMT -5
I feel sorry for people named Karen. I have a very cool friend named Karen who now gets hordes of memes sent at her. Some by me. Kind of like people with the last name Dahmer. Might as well change your name,
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Post by bxjetfan on May 27, 2020 11:40:22 GMT -5
Spacex is launching a manned rocket around 4:30 fyi.
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Post by tkasper01 on May 27, 2020 11:45:30 GMT -5
Spacex is launching a manned rocket around 4:30 fyi. Schiff on it?
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Post by bxjetfan on May 27, 2020 15:26:56 GMT -5
Spacex is launching a manned rocket around 4:30 fyi. Pushed until Saturday.
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Post by 32Green on May 27, 2020 16:38:38 GMT -5
neighbor upstairs had a leak in her appartment. Weird to see water coming through the spotlights in the kitchen...Neighbor is an old lady and I immediately thought she had started a bath, died and the water just kept running. 6 AM, we're banging on her door with the wife, old lady opens in her undies (some things cannot be unseen). Her living room and dining room have about an inch of water. I locate the leak and ask her where the main water valve is ...she waddles through water on the wet tile kitchen floor and blam! wipes out...now I'm thinking great, now we have a leak and broken hip. The valve is from the 1970's and probably hasn't been manouvered in decades, it won't budge. PLus the dude who installed it put it in an impossible place. I go get some plyers at home, come back and see my wife trying to help the lady up (it's been a few minutes) she's slipping and sliding as the wife is pulling her dead weight...and she's still in her undies... How was your Monday? Dying to hear how this ended!
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Post by Ff2 on May 27, 2020 18:37:18 GMT -5
Spacex is launching a manned rocket around 4:30 fyi. Pushed until Saturday. How safe can traveling to space be if it’s cancelled cuz of rain?
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Post by 32Green on May 27, 2020 19:07:45 GMT -5
How safe can traveling to space be if it’s cancelled cuz of rain? Getting to Space is hard. Being in Space is easy. Signed ET common
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