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Post by 32Green on Aug 30, 2020 21:44:24 GMT -5
I played a game of the latest Madden on Xbox against my son yesterday. I’ve played probably 4 games of Madden in the last 20 years. So he took the Jets and I took Green Bay. Played the Super Bowl. Game tied, 10-10 with 3:40 to g in the 4th. I get the ball, march down field and score a TD with 43 seconds left. He gets the ball and has to go 80 yards for a TD to tie. Gets to about own 40,, and he completes a 3rd and 28 for first down. Two cracks at the end zone, nothing. Last play of the game, he tosses up a Hail Mary to the end zone. Falls incomplete. But flag on the play. Pass interference in the end zone. One more crack from the 1, no time left on the clock. Run the last play, I call all out blitz. Everybody comin, Jets pick up the rush, and Sam Darnold throws to a wide open no one. INcomplete. Typical Jets. tl:dr
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Post by Big L on Sept 2, 2020 16:30:14 GMT -5
I played a game of the latest Madden on Xbox against my son yesterday. I’ve played probably 4 games of Madden in the last 20 years. So he took the Jets and I took Green Bay. Played the Super Bowl. Game tied, 10-10 with 3:40 to g in the 4th. I get the ball, march down field and score a TD with 43 seconds left. He gets the ball and has to go 80 yards for a TD to tie. Gets to about own 40,, and he completes a 3rd and 28 for first down. Two cracks at the end zone, nothing. Last play of the game, he tosses up a Hail Mary to the end zone. Falls incomplete. But flag on the play. Pass interference in the end zone. One more crack from the 1, no time left on the clock. Run the last play, I call all out blitz. Everybody comin, Jets pick up the rush, and Sam Darnold throws to a wide open no one. INcomplete. Typical Jets. Played another game. This time he’s the Jets and up 21-14 with 32 seconds to go in 4th quarter. He calls a short pass play. My guy rushes in, grabs Darnold and runs him backwards about 5 yards and strips the ball while running him backwards. Took the ball right out of Darnold hands. I score TD to tie 20 seconds Later. Typical Jets. he did redeem himself in OT though. Ran Bell on a sweep right all the way for like a 70 yard TD.
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Post by 2foolish on Sept 2, 2020 18:16:14 GMT -5
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Post by Ff2 on Sept 2, 2020 20:54:15 GMT -5
I played a game of the latest Madden on Xbox against my son yesterday. I’ve played probably 4 games of Madden in the last 20 years. So he took the Jets and I took Green Bay. Played the Super Bowl. Game tied, 10-10 with 3:40 to g in the 4th. I get the ball, march down field and score a TD with 43 seconds left. He gets the ball and has to go 80 yards for a TD to tie. Gets to about own 40,, and he completes a 3rd and 28 for first down. Two cracks at the end zone, nothing. Last play of the game, he tosses up a Hail Mary to the end zone. Falls incomplete. But flag on the play. Pass interference in the end zone. One more crack from the 1, no time left on the clock. Run the last play, I call all out blitz. Everybody comin, Jets pick up the rush, and Sam Darnold throws to a wide open no one. INcomplete. Typical Jets. Played another game. This time he’s the Jets and up 21-14 with 32 seconds to go in 4th quarter. He calls a short pass play. My guy rushes in, grabs Darnold and runs him backwards about 5 yards and strips the ball while running him backwards. Took the ball right out of Darnold hands. I score TD to tie 20 seconds Later. Typical Jets. he did redeem himself in OT though. Ran Bell on a sweep right all the way for like a 70 yard TD. I miss sports so much that this was exciting to read.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 2, 2020 21:02:18 GMT -5
Anyone ever seen a baby Seagull?
wtf
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Post by Raoul Duke on Sept 3, 2020 6:35:33 GMT -5
Anyone ever seen a baby Seagull? wtf Prolly, but never seen a baby pigeon. I think they are born all grown up to shit on you.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 3, 2020 15:31:25 GMT -5
Anyone ever seen a baby Seagull? wtf Prolly, but never seen a baby pigeon. I think they are born all grown up to shit on you. We have a bunch of pigeons that hang out around the railroad trestles near my house; A Hawk has set up shop nearby and has been feasting on them one by one. Had no idea why I kept finding pigeons with their whole fuckin chests and guts ripped out...one day I see a flock of pigeons lazily taking off in flight from the RR parking lot..a fuckin Hawk comes in at like 150 mph and boom a cloud of feathers. He takes the bird to the ground and immediately starts tearing its chest open while it was still alive. Fascinating and repulsive at the same time...and perhaps a little hilarious cause pigeons suck.
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Post by Big L on Sept 3, 2020 16:10:15 GMT -5
Prolly, but never seen a baby pigeon. I think they are born all grown up to shit on you. We have a bunch of pigeons that hang out around the railroad trestles near my house; A Hawk has set up shop nearby and has been feasting on them one by one. Had no idea why I kept finding pigeons with their whole fuckin chests and guts ripped out...one day I see a flock of pigeons lazily taking off in flight from the RR parking lot..a fuckin Hawk comes in at like 150 mph and boom a cloud of feathers. He takes the bird to the ground and immediately starts tearing its chest open while it was still alive. Fascinating and repulsive at the same time...and perhaps a little hilarious cause pigeons suck. About 5 years ago I was at a small zoo. In an overgrown enclosure, there was a pigeon flying around. The enclosure housed a spotted leopard. Pigeon flew too close to the leopard and it pounced and caught it in mid air. Chomped it in its mouth for a minute, then took it back to his hut for a snack. Was an awesome thing to see.
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Post by bxjetfan on Sept 3, 2020 16:11:43 GMT -5
Prolly, but never seen a baby pigeon. I think they are born all grown up to shit on you. We have a bunch of pigeons that hang out around the railroad trestles near my house; A Hawk has set up shop nearby and has been feasting on them one by one. Had no idea why I kept finding pigeons with their whole fuckin chests and guts ripped out...one day I see a flock of pigeons lazily taking off in flight from the RR parking lot..a fuckin Hawk comes in at like 150 mph and boom a cloud of feathers. He takes the bird to the ground and immediately starts tearing its chest open while it was still alive. Fascinating and repulsive at the same time...and perhaps a little hilarious cause pigeons suck. You should run over and shit on them before they die. Scream something appropriate too.
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Post by shakin on Sept 3, 2020 22:08:26 GMT -5
Prolly, but never seen a baby pigeon. I think they are born all grown up to shit on you. We have a bunch of pigeons that hang out around the railroad trestles near my house; A Hawk has set up shop nearby and has been feasting on them one by one. Had no idea why I kept finding pigeons with their whole fuckin chests and guts ripped out...one day I see a flock of pigeons lazily taking off in flight from the RR parking lot..a fuckin Hawk comes in at like 150 mph and boom a cloud of feathers. He takes the bird to the ground and immediately starts tearing its chest open while it was still alive. Fascinating and repulsive at the same time...and perhaps a little hilarious cause pigeons suck. you live near a trestle?
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Post by jetswin on Sept 4, 2020 11:06:18 GMT -5
Anyone ever seen a baby Seagull? wtf Steven?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Sept 4, 2020 11:36:33 GMT -5
Anyone ever seen a baby Seagull? wtf Steven? Post more man!
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Post by frostlich on Sept 7, 2020 15:06:33 GMT -5
He doesn't sound like he's from NY.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Sept 8, 2020 6:53:34 GMT -5
He doesn't sound like he's from NY. I posted this in the funny picture thread and the verdict was not funny. LOLGFY
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Sept 9, 2020 0:17:06 GMT -5
I put this in Random because...IHN idea WTF this is
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