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Post by 32Green on Sept 24, 2020 16:54:27 GMT -5
Anyone else still not eat lentil soup because Mad magazine used to make fun of it in the 70’s?
God Im old. Fml
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Post by Raoul Duke on Sept 28, 2020 10:43:41 GMT -5
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Post by shakin on Sept 28, 2020 10:59:06 GMT -5
was just thinking about the time back when i was in the rat race when i was sitting in a pretty important meeting, ceo was there, about a half dozen muckity mucks and the team i ran, prolly a budget meeting or maybe a creative presentation, whothefuckknows
anyway it was during saratoga track season but not during one of my many summer of shakins (in which i arranged to be up at the track for the entire 8 week meet). so anyway if you bet on the nyrabets app, you can actually watch video of the races as they go off. however, there's no audio at all between the races, right up until they're loading the horses into the gate
so i'm sitting at the far back end of the table where i could surreptitiously watch the race on my phone under the table, as i fiegned interest and nodded solemnly as whatever moron was droning on at the head of the room. so anyhoo, not realizing my volume was on because of the dead silence the fucking app has 95 percent of the time, the horses get to the gate and all of a sudden the whole room hears from my end of the tables REALLY LOUD AND CLEAR
AND THE HORSES HAVE REACHED THE GATE, AS THEY GET THEM ALL IN LINE
as every head turns to me and i'm furiously clicking different buttons on my phone because who the hell knows where the volume button is on these pieces of shit
my drinking buddy and good pal a few seats away trying not to piss himself or even look like he's laughing his ass off, pretending to cough but failing at it hysterically, which made me have to stifle laughing my ass off while doing the cough as well
still laugh my ass off thinking about it
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Post by Raoul Duke on Sept 30, 2020 10:53:06 GMT -5
So a fighter jet broke the sound barrier right over Paris sending a gigantic BOOM shaking the windows of every house for miles. Everyone shat themselves. I was at home and thought something along the lines of Beyrouth had happened.
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Post by 32Green on Sept 30, 2020 11:20:09 GMT -5
So a fighter jet broke the sound barrier right over Paris sending a gigantic BOOM shaking the windows of every house for miles. Everyone shat themselves. I was at home and thought something along the lines of Beyrouth had happened. It wasnt me and the boys. This time.
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Post by Big L on Sept 30, 2020 13:01:32 GMT -5
So a fighter jet broke the sound barrier right over Paris sending a gigantic BOOM shaking the windows of every house for miles. Everyone shat themselves. I was at home and thought something along the lines of Beyrouth had happened. Do you know why it went supersonic? Usually that stuff is frowned upon. I believe here in the states it is illegal to go supersonic over land. Which really hinders any sort of R&D in to fast flights across the country.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Sept 30, 2020 13:25:52 GMT -5
So a fighter jet broke the sound barrier right over Paris sending a gigantic BOOM shaking the windows of every house for miles. Everyone shat themselves. I was at home and thought something along the lines of Beyrouth had happened. Do you know why it went supersonic? Usually that stuff is frowned upon. I believe here in the states it is illegal to go supersonic over land. Which really hinders any sort of R&D in to fast flights across the country. Same here. Report is an aircraft went off the radar and it was sent to intercept it. False alarm.
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Post by bxjetfan on Oct 2, 2020 10:40:48 GMT -5
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Post by stlouiejetfan on Oct 3, 2020 8:23:46 GMT -5
😳 WTF That bitch gots dead eyes.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Oct 4, 2020 16:39:07 GMT -5
Philip Rivers has the ugliest throw in the NFL. It’s a shot put.
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Post by Big L on Oct 4, 2020 19:19:30 GMT -5
What is the deal with Billie Eyelash? I’ve tried to listen and like her stuff on many occasions, but I think her voice completely blows. That new Bond song? Ridiculously awful.
What am I missing with this broad?
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Post by frostlich on Oct 4, 2020 20:01:02 GMT -5
What is the deal with Billie Eyelash? I’ve tried to listen and like her stuff on many occasions, but I think her voice completely blows. That new Bond song? Ridiculously awful. What am I missing with this broad? Parents are famous or something.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Oct 5, 2020 6:08:45 GMT -5
Why do all QB's yell "one-eighty" before every snap?
Is one-eighty the new Omaha?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Oct 5, 2020 10:23:58 GMT -5
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Oct 5, 2020 10:28:31 GMT -5
Why do all QB's yell "one-eighty" before every snap? Is one-eighty the new Omaha? It ultimately means "Head and eyes forward; don't look back at me because you are lost, or suddenly timid. I will shoot you where you stand; and go to your house and claim your woman as my own." So they keep it short
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