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Post by Big L on Nov 26, 2020 17:54:05 GMT -5
It was only when I got home did I sense some latent hostility towards me doing the whole trip on my own. Teh wife likes to portray herself as the cool chick who'll never get in the way of her man doing something for himself. Buuut I got some looks and questions from friends like "why didn't you go with her". What? and ruin a whole day of drinking? If we get Lawrence may be time for another game. We can get drunk and then go shit in shakin's pool. And keep your old laundry to yourselves FFS Ooooh, all that for the goddamn JETS. lol I was offered free trip if I could go with a family friend, a female, to drive home a BMW she won as an MLM superstar. We flew to KC; it was 6 days back. Friend is working non stop calling her "downline" and we stop in Kansas, Nebraska, Denver, Steamboat Springs, SLC, Reno and home. My phone is ringing constantly, men from my church, asking me if I have gone insane, their wives are talking shit. "WTF were you thinking, man?" kinda BS. hewmoes that secretly crush on my wife. ewwww When we arrive home, my wife was having a "women's study meeting"; a dozen women I knew and 12 more that wanted to see this relationship carwreck for themselves. I'm trying to say goodbye and get rid of the evidence. BMW is pretty sure I'm gonna get divorced on the spot and is begging me to go out for dinner or back to her house. I'm thinking Sure; we can both worry about me being homeless together. I try to sneak in, the mob is collectively holding their breath. My wife, the actress, is playing it to the hilt. I reach into the umbrella stand for my mashy niblick, in case there are amazons and lesbos that want a piece of me. WOmen I barely know are looking out the window and shaking their head.F'n BMW is still bottom of the driveway. It tooks weeks to get back to normal. Thank you for introducing me to the word niblick.
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Post by shakin on Nov 26, 2020 19:08:20 GMT -5
if your turds float get your liver checked.
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 27, 2020 0:18:11 GMT -5
if your turds float get your liver checked. Sounds like you need more iron in your diet. Maybe eat some fishing weights.
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Post by Hotman on Nov 27, 2020 3:25:32 GMT -5
if your turds float get your liver checked. What if the kinda sink/disappear into the tube?! Like you can't even measure how long unless you pull it like a snake tail in a hole
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Post by Hotman on Nov 27, 2020 3:28:01 GMT -5
It was only when I got home did I sense some latent hostility towards me doing the whole trip on my own. Teh wife likes to portray herself as the cool chick who'll never get in the way of her man doing something for himself. Buuut I got some looks and questions from friends like "why didn't you go with her". What? and ruin a whole day of drinking? If we get Lawrence may be time for another game. We can get drunk and then go shit in shakin's pool. And keep your old laundry to yourselves FFS Ooooh, all that for the goddamn JETS. lol I was offered free trip if I could go with a family friend, a female, to drive home a BMW she won as an MLM superstar. We flew to KC; it was 6 days back. Friend is working non stop calling her "downline" and we stop in Kansas, Nebraska, Denver, Steamboat Springs, SLC, Reno and home. My phone is ringing constantly, men from my church, asking me if I have gone insane, their wives are talking shit. "WTF were you thinking, man?" kinda BS. hewmoes that secretly crush on my wife. ewwww When we arrive home, my wife was having a "women's study meeting"; a dozen women I knew and 12 more that wanted to see this relationship carwreck for themselves. I'm trying to say goodbye and get rid of the evidence. BMW is pretty sure I'm gonna get divorced on the spot and is begging me to go out for dinner or back to her house. I'm thinking Sure; we can both worry about me being homeless together. I try to sneak in, the mob is collectively holding their breath. My wife, the actress, is playing it to the hilt. I reach into the umbrella stand for my mashy niblick, in case there are amazons and lesbos that want a piece of me. WOmen I barely know are looking out the window and shaking their head.F'n BMW is still bottom of the driveway. It tooks weeks to get back to normal. Big L told me... Tldr
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Nov 27, 2020 14:43:31 GMT -5
if your turds float get your liver checked. What if the kinda sink/disappear into the tube?! Like you can't even measure how long unless you pull it like a snake tail in a hole be a man use your hand pull it out so there's no doubt
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Nov 27, 2020 14:45:26 GMT -5
Ooooh, all that for the goddamn JETS. lol I was offered free trip if I could go with a family friend, a female, to drive home a BMW she won as an MLM superstar. We flew to KC; it was 6 days back. Friend is working non stop calling her "downline" and we stop in Kansas, Nebraska, Denver, Steamboat Springs, SLC, Reno and home. My phone is ringing constantly, men from my church, asking me if I have gone insane, their wives are talking shit. "WTF were you thinking, man?" kinda BS. hewmoes that secretly crush on my wife. ewwww When we arrive home, my wife was having a "women's study meeting"; a dozen women I knew and 12 more that wanted to see this relationship carwreck for themselves. I'm trying to say goodbye and get rid of the evidence. BMW is pretty sure I'm gonna get divorced on the spot and is begging me to go out for dinner or back to her house. I'm thinking Sure; we can both worry about me being homeless together. I try to sneak in, the mob is collectively holding their breath. My wife, the actress, is playing it to the hilt. I reach into the umbrella stand for my mashy niblick, in case there are amazons and lesbos that want a piece of me. WOmen I barely know are looking out the window and shaking their head.F'n BMW is still bottom of the driveway. It tooks weeks to get back to normal. Big L told me... Tldr Get a bigger phone?
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Post by adpz on Nov 27, 2020 15:19:56 GMT -5
Knives made of shit can't cut for shit www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352409X19305371Experimental replication shows knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not workHighlights • An ethnographic account states an Inuit man made a knife from his own frozen feces.
• We experimentally tested knives manufactured from frozen human feces.
• Knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work.1. Introduction In his book, Shadows in the Sun, Davis (1998: 20) recounts what is now arguably one of the most popular ethnographic accounts of all time: “There is a well known account of an old Inuit man who refused to move into a settlement. Over the objections of his family, he made plans to stay on the ice. To stop him, they took away all of his tools. So in the midst of a winter gale, he stepped out of their igloo, defecated, and honed the feces into a frozen blade, which he sharpened with a spray of saliva. With the knife he killed a dog. Using its rib cage as a sled and its hide to harness another dog, he disappeared into the darkness.” 2. Materials and methods In order to procure the necessary raw materials for knife production, one of us (M.I.E.) went on a diet with high protein and fatty acids, which is consistent with an arctic diet, for eight days (Binford, 2012; Fumagalli et al., 2015) (Table S1). The Inuit do not only eat meat from maritime and terrestrial animals (Arendt, 2010; Zutter, 2009), and there were three instances during the eight-day diet that M.I.E. ate fruit, vegetables, or carbohydrates (Table S1). Raw material collection did not begin until day four, and then proceeded regularly for the next five days (Table S1). Fecal samples were formed into knives using ceramic molds, “knife molds” (Figs. S1–S2), or molded by hand, “hand-shaped knives” (Fig. S3). All fecal samples were stored at −20 °C until the experiments began. 3. Results We began our cutting experiments with the hide, reasoning that if our knives could not cut hide, then subsequent attempts with muscle and tendons would be futile. Neither the “knife mold” samples, nor the “hand-shaped knives” could cut through hide (Figs. S5–S6). Despite the hide being cold from refrigeration, instead of slicing through it the knife-edge simply melted upon contact, leaving streaks of fecal matter (Fig. S4).
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Post by shakin on Nov 27, 2020 15:53:17 GMT -5
if your turds float get your liver checked. Sounds like you need more iron in your diet. Maybe eat some fishing weights. nah, turds float either because A), your diet is too high in fiber (which we all know is not the case with any of you mooks), or 2), your liver has decided enough is enough and isn't properly processing fats any more. another sign of that is your turd leaving graffiti in the bowl after being flushed. stay in school
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Post by Big L on Nov 27, 2020 16:25:05 GMT -5
Sounds like you need more iron in your diet. Maybe eat some fishing weights. nah, turds float either because A), your diet is too high in fiber (which we all know is not the case with any of you mooks), or 2), your liver has decided enough is enough and isn't properly processing fats any more. another sign of that is your turd leaving graffiti in the bowl after being flushed. stay in school Turd School?
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Post by shakin on Nov 27, 2020 17:04:36 GMT -5
nah, turds float either because A), your diet is too high in fiber (which we all know is not the case with any of you mooks), or 2), your liver has decided enough is enough and isn't properly processing fats any more. another sign of that is your turd leaving graffiti in the bowl after being flushed. stay in school Turd School? yes. don't forget to take your diploma from the roll.
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Post by 32Green on Nov 27, 2020 22:06:40 GMT -5
It was only when I got home did I sense some latent hostility towards me doing the whole trip on my own. Teh wife likes to portray herself as the cool chick who'll never get in the way of her man doing something for himself. Buuut I got some looks and questions from friends like "why didn't you go with her". What? and ruin a whole day of drinking? If we get Lawrence may be time for another game. We can get drunk and then go shit in shakin's pool. And keep your old laundry to yourselves FFS Ooooh, all that for the goddamn JETS. lol I was offered free trip if I could go with a family friend, a female, to drive home a BMW she won as an MLM superstar. We flew to KC; it was 6 days back. Friend is working non stop calling her "downline" and we stop in Kansas, Nebraska, Denver, Steamboat Springs, SLC, Reno and home. My phone is ringing constantly, men from my church, asking me if I have gone insane, their wives are talking shit. "WTF were you thinking, man?" kinda BS. hewmoes that secretly crush on my wife. ewwww When we arrive home, my wife was having a "women's study meeting"; a dozen women I knew and 12 more that wanted to see this relationship carwreck for themselves. I'm trying to say goodbye and get rid of the evidence. BMW is pretty sure I'm gonna get divorced on the spot and is begging me to go out for dinner or back to her house. I'm thinking Sure; we can both worry about me being homeless together. I try to sneak in, the mob is collectively holding their breath. My wife, the actress, is playing it to the hilt. I reach into the umbrella stand for my mashy niblick, in case there are amazons and lesbos that want a piece of me. WOmen I barely know are looking out the window and shaking their head.F'n BMW is still bottom of the driveway. It tooks weeks to get back to normal. This sounds like a rough outline of the next Quentin Tarantino movie, sans actual bloody gratuitous violence and floating turdses. possibly
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Post by westcoastoffensive on Nov 28, 2020 23:54:54 GMT -5
Ooooh, all that for the goddamn JETS. lol I was offered free trip if I could go with a family friend, a female, to drive home a BMW she won as an MLM superstar. We flew to KC; it was 6 days back. Friend is working non stop calling her "downline" and we stop in Kansas, Nebraska, Denver, Steamboat Springs, SLC, Reno and home. My phone is ringing constantly, men from my church, asking me if I have gone insane, their wives are talking shit. "WTF were you thinking, man?" kinda BS. hewmoes that secretly crush on my wife. ewwww When we arrive home, my wife was having a "women's study meeting"; a dozen women I knew and 12 more that wanted to see this relationship carwreck for themselves. I'm trying to say goodbye and get rid of the evidence. BMW is pretty sure I'm gonna get divorced on the spot and is begging me to go out for dinner or back to her house. I'm thinking Sure; we can both worry about me being homeless together. I try to sneak in, the mob is collectively holding their breath. My wife, the actress, is playing it to the hilt. I reach into the umbrella stand for my mashy niblick, in case there are amazons and lesbos that want a piece of me. WOmen I barely know are looking out the window and shaking their head.F'n BMW is still bottom of the driveway. It tooks weeks to get back to normal. This sounds like a rough outline of the next Quentin Tarantino movie, sans actual bloody gratuitous violence and floating turdses. possibly Thank you for understanding. "Back to normal" is a youplegmism for "Insert your Trantino here"
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 30, 2020 11:25:48 GMT -5
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Post by Raoul Duke on Nov 30, 2020 12:04:34 GMT -5
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