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Post by tkasper01 on Feb 7, 2021 15:18:58 GMT -5
Never mind all that. The intervals between my sharting incidents are growing shorter and shorter. At this rate, I'll be in depends by 60. Discuss. If it’s a fart, let it depart. If it’s shit, let it sit. common Being able to make that determination is key before making that decision. No
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Post by BushytheLobster on Feb 7, 2021 15:37:28 GMT -5
I always thought Bette Davis Eyes was sung by Rod Stewart. Never mind all that. The intervals between my sharting incidents are growing shorter and shorter. At this rate, I'll be in depends by 60. Discuss. Despite the fact that I ate like a hog over the holidays and my pants felt pinchy, I was pleased to see that at 188, I'd only gained 3 pounds over my usual 185. Then one day a few weeks back when my pants felt extra pinchy and my weight still hadn't budged I finally checked the settings on the scale. Turns out the displkay had got set to kilos somehow and what I thought was 188 pounds with the one missing was 88 Kgs. So now I'm on a diet. Lately I've been craving saurkraut and discoved that a whole can of the stuff has only 70 calories. Add in a six-eight inch bratwurst and a delicious, satisfying meal is just 350 cals. Prettay, prettay, prettay good. I've been eating bowls of the stuff for a week now. I would say I've been pooping 8-10 times a day except what comes out can't really be called poop.
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Post by Big L on Feb 7, 2021 15:51:34 GMT -5
Never mind all that. The intervals between my sharting incidents are growing shorter and shorter. At this rate, I'll be in depends by 60. Discuss. Despite the fact that I ate like a hog over the holidays and my pants felt pinchy, I was pleased to see that at 188, I'd only gained 3 pounds over my usual 185. Then one day a few weeks back when my pants felt extra pinchy and my weight still hadn't budged I finally checked the settings on the scale. Turns out the displkay had got set to kilos somehow and what I thought was 188 pounds with the one missing was 88 Kgs. So now I'm on a diet. Lately I've been craving saurkraut and discoved that a whole can of the stuff has only 70 calories. Add in a six-eight inch bratwurst and a delicious, satisfying meal is just 350 cals. Prettay, prettay, prettay good. I've been eating bowls of the stuff for a week now. I would say I've been pooping 8-10 times a day except what comes out can't really be called poop. I’m sure you love 6 to 8 inch bratwursts.
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Post by bxjetfan on Feb 7, 2021 16:06:48 GMT -5
I always thought Bette Davis Eyes was sung by Rod Stewart. Never mind all that. The intervals between my sharting incidents are growing shorter and shorter. At this rate, I'll be in depends by 60. Discuss. Is it really an incident if you're wearing a kilt though?
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Post by 32Green on Feb 7, 2021 17:07:13 GMT -5
Never mind all that. The intervals between my sharting incidents are growing shorter and shorter. At this rate, I'll be in depends by 60. Discuss. Despite the fact that I ate like a hog over the holidays and my pants felt pinchy, I was pleased to see that at 188, I'd only gained 3 pounds over my usual 185. Then one day a few weeks back when my pants felt extra pinchy and my weight still hadn't budged I finally checked the settings on the scale. Turns out the displkay had got set to kilos somehow and what I thought was 188 pounds with the one missing was 88 Kgs. So now I'm on a diet. Lately I've been craving saurkraut and discoved that a whole can of the stuff has only 70 calories. Add in a six-eight inch bratwurst and a delicious, satisfying meal is just 350 cals. Prettay, prettay, prettay good. I've been eating bowls of the stuff for a week now. I would say I've been pooping 8-10 times a day except what comes out can't really be called poop. I'm shitting myself like a babbling infant and youre giving me german recipes and weight loss tips. comon Never mind all that. The intervals between my sharting incidents are growing shorter and shorter. At this rate, I'll be in depends by 60. Discuss. Is it really an incident if you're wearing a kilt though? I've seen that. Yes. It drips down your legs. Its worse than unnerpants where at least it's contained to an extent.
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Post by Hotman on Feb 7, 2021 17:07:55 GMT -5
If it’s a fart, let it depart. If it’s shit, let it sit. common Oh make your jokes now. A couple of years from now you'll be "letting one depart" and then suddenly feel that warm sticky sensation spreading in your unnerpantses. Then what. Before that did you have solid logs that wanted to stay?
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Post by frostlich on Feb 7, 2021 17:18:15 GMT -5
Throw some roids into the mix and then its a party.
Did i just shart? Did I wipe well enough or do i just have a shy one?
Shart, fart, roid, or dangler? Not knowing is bad enough, but guessing and being wrong is the worst.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Feb 8, 2021 17:19:47 GMT -5
If it’s a fart, let it depart. If it’s shit, let it sit. common Oh make your jokes now. A couple of years from now you'll be "letting one depart" and then suddenly feel that warm sticky sensation spreading in your unnerpantses. Then what. Where's JT with a sphincter control joke when you need him? Stop shoving stuff up your arse for starters.
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Post by bxjetfan on Feb 9, 2021 18:39:55 GMT -5
I always thought Bette Davis Eyes was sung by Rod Stewart. Never mind all that. The intervals between my sharting incidents are growing shorter and shorter. At this rate, I'll be in depends by 60. Discuss. Just tell folks you're in a group.
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Post by bxjetfan on Feb 9, 2021 19:45:36 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by Raoul Duke on Feb 10, 2021 8:16:29 GMT -5
Dammit! I just posted it in the funny thread. Beat me to it.
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Post by cgjet on Feb 10, 2021 8:39:31 GMT -5
Looks like the poor guy's grandchildren were using the computer. Pretty funny. I like the guy in the top fram, he's just sitting there like, what the hell?
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Post by frostlich on Feb 10, 2021 9:21:38 GMT -5
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Post by Raoul Duke on Feb 10, 2021 9:33:17 GMT -5
You mean the cat was really talking? Damn..
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Post by Big L on Feb 10, 2021 19:15:12 GMT -5
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