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Post by 32Green on Feb 23, 2021 10:44:05 GMT -5
Her prob. is my stuff is always in the way. Anywhere in the house. Her stuff is invisible and off-limits to scrutiny. Its a female birth-right. Ah. Shared closet? Don't get me started. No, thank Gawd, but i do get the occassional "you should clean this out" from her, the irony being alot of the stuff is stuff that annoyed her elsewhere so I threw it in the closet. Her closet looks like a grenade went off in Macys. Tags on half the shit, shoes and boots all over the fargin place but I darent not whisper a word..nor would I care to. Its her fackin closet. Oh and I aint shaving my head because I am lucky to have a full head of hair at my age and actually shaving the noggin every day would annoy the shit out of me as opposed to a haircut every 3 months or so. My daily hair care is about 30 seconds. Shaving the noggin (I've heard) is a pain in the arse.
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Post by Big L on Feb 23, 2021 10:48:10 GMT -5
Shave the noggin once a week. Doesn’t need to be every day. Unless you have a lady friend you’re trying to impress.
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Post by porgyman on Feb 23, 2021 11:30:21 GMT -5
What a disaster yesterday. I’m totally sick of this snow. I had a doctors appointment in the morning. Finished up, and it’s snowing like crazy. Detours all over the place because of accidents on the road. (Ended up with 5 inches from this storm). By this point, freezing rain was mixing in...making the road treacherous. I’m about 3 blocks from home...on a semi busy road doing 10-15 mph, when I lose it. Almost in slow motion the vehicle drifts to the shoulder, and I end up on basically a snow (and ice) barrier left from previous plowing. Fortunately it was there, as there is a drainage ditch that runs along the side of this road. Spend the next 15 minutes trying to get out...no luck. A female cop pulls up and just sits behind me for 10 minutes. Doesn’t get out...nothing. Finally she approaches and asks if I’m Mr. Porgyman. (Obviously she had run my plate). I say yes..she asks for my license and insurance card. I give it to her...she goes back to her car for another 10 minutes. She returns with my documents, calls for a tow truck, and 30 minutes later ( and 85 bucks lighter) I’m pulled out.
A good friend moved with his family from LI to Dallas about 8 years ago. He would always try to convince me to move down there. Low taxes, beautiful weather....(except last week). Another friend tries to convince me to move to Florida. Same deal...until a hurricane approaches. I guess that everywhere sucks.
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Post by Big L on Feb 23, 2021 13:26:56 GMT -5
What a disaster yesterday. I’m totally sick of this snow. I had a doctors appointment in the morning. Finished up, and it’s snowing like crazy. Detours all over the place because of accidents on the road. (Ended up with 5 inches from this storm). By this point, freezing rain was mixing in...making the road treacherous. I’m about 3 blocks from home...on a semi busy road doing 10-15 mph, when I lose it. Almost in slow motion the vehicle drifts to the shoulder, and I end up on basically a snow (and ice) barrier left from previous plowing. Fortunately it was there, as there is a drainage ditch that runs along the side of this road. Spend the next 15 minutes trying to get out...no luck. A female cop pulls up and just sits behind me for 10 minutes. Doesn’t get out...nothing. Finally she approaches and asks if I’m Mr. Porgyman. (Obviously she had run my plate). I say yes..she asks for my license and insurance card. I give it to her...she goes back to her car for another 10 minutes. She returns with my documents, calls for a tow truck, and 30 minutes later ( and 85 bucks lighter) I’m pulled out. A good friend moved with his family from LI to Dallas about 8 years ago. He would always try to convince me to move down there. Low taxes, beautiful weather....(except last week). Another friend tries to convince me to move to Florida. Same deal...until a hurricane approaches. I guess that everywhere sucks. Hawaii is nice.
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Post by Big L on Feb 23, 2021 13:27:23 GMT -5
Whoever invented bread and butter pickles was a disgusting piece of shit.
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Post by frostlich on Feb 23, 2021 14:31:28 GMT -5
What a disaster yesterday. I’m totally sick of this snow. I had a doctors appointment in the morning. Finished up, and it’s snowing like crazy. Detours all over the place because of accidents on the road. (Ended up with 5 inches from this storm). By this point, freezing rain was mixing in...making the road treacherous. I’m about 3 blocks from home...on a semi busy road doing 10-15 mph, when I lose it. Almost in slow motion the vehicle drifts to the shoulder, and I end up on basically a snow (and ice) barrier left from previous plowing. Fortunately it was there, as there is a drainage ditch that runs along the side of this road. Spend the next 15 minutes trying to get out...no luck. A female cop pulls up and just sits behind me for 10 minutes. Doesn’t get out...nothing. Finally she approaches and asks if I’m Mr. Porgyman. (Obviously she had run my plate). I say yes..she asks for my license and insurance card. I give it to her...she goes back to her car for another 10 minutes. She returns with my documents, calls for a tow truck, and 30 minutes later ( and 85 bucks lighter) I’m pulled out. A good friend moved with his family from LI to Dallas about 8 years ago. He would always try to convince me to move down there. Low taxes, beautiful weather....(except last week). Another friend tries to convince me to move to Florida. Same deal...until a hurricane approaches. I guess that everywhere sucks. Female cop? Stranded in a snowstorm? Are you THE Mr. Porgyman? I thought this was going in a way better direction. I am disappoint.
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Post by porgyman on Feb 23, 2021 15:00:09 GMT -5
What a disaster yesterday. I’m totally sick of this snow. I had a doctors appointment in the morning. Finished up, and it’s snowing like crazy. Detours all over the place because of accidents on the road. (Ended up with 5 inches from this storm). By this point, freezing rain was mixing in...making the road treacherous. I’m about 3 blocks from home...on a semi busy road doing 10-15 mph, when I lose it. Almost in slow motion the vehicle drifts to the shoulder, and I end up on basically a snow (and ice) barrier left from previous plowing. Fortunately it was there, as there is a drainage ditch that runs along the side of this road. Spend the next 15 minutes trying to get out...no luck. A female cop pulls up and just sits behind me for 10 minutes. Doesn’t get out...nothing. Finally she approaches and asks if I’m Mr. Porgyman. (Obviously she had run my plate). I say yes..she asks for my license and insurance card. I give it to her...she goes back to her car for another 10 minutes. She returns with my documents, calls for a tow truck, and 30 minutes later ( and 85 bucks lighter) I’m pulled out. A good friend moved with his family from LI to Dallas about 8 years ago. He would always try to convince me to move down there. Low taxes, beautiful weather....(except last week). Another friend tries to convince me to move to Florida. Same deal...until a hurricane approaches. I guess that everywhere sucks. Female cop? Stranded in a snowstorm? Are you THE Mr. Porgyman? I thought this was going in a way better direction. I am disappoint. Lol. I wish. Blonde...about 25 years old. Physically fit.
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Post by 32Green on Feb 23, 2021 16:32:49 GMT -5
What a disaster yesterday. I’m totally sick of this snow. I had a doctors appointment in the morning. Finished up, and it’s snowing like crazy. Detours all over the place because of accidents on the road. (Ended up with 5 inches from this storm). By this point, freezing rain was mixing in...making the road treacherous. I’m about 3 blocks from home...on a semi busy road doing 10-15 mph, when I lose it. Almost in slow motion the vehicle drifts to the shoulder, and I end up on basically a snow (and ice) barrier left from previous plowing. Fortunately it was there, as there is a drainage ditch that runs along the side of this road. Spend the next 15 minutes trying to get out...no luck. A female cop pulls up and just sits behind me for 10 minutes. Doesn’t get out...nothing. Finally she approaches and asks if I’m Mr. Porgyman. (Obviously she had run my plate). I say yes..she asks for my license and insurance card. I give it to her...she goes back to her car for another 10 minutes. She returns with my documents, calls for a tow truck, and 30 minutes later ( and 85 bucks lighter) I’m pulled out. A good friend moved with his family from LI to Dallas about 8 years ago. He would always try to convince me to move down there. Low taxes, beautiful weather....(except last week). Another friend tries to convince me to move to Florida. Same deal...until a hurricane approaches. I guess that everywhere sucks. Its not uncommon for cawps to try to figure out who they are dealing with before approaching your car. She was probably waiting for your info. to come back. Also, she knows your car slid off the road, so someone else can also slide off the road at the same spot and crush her against your car. There apparently was no damage to your car so she probably assumed you were not injured. Seems like she was minimizing the amount of trips she had to make to your car under these conditions. Also, slow down.
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Post by Big L on Feb 23, 2021 17:58:40 GMT -5
I think he was supposed to have his license and insurance in his lap with his junk out and a ‘Yeah, it’s right here’.
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Post by 2foolish on Feb 24, 2021 9:31:56 GMT -5
This guys says aliens are telling us to stop using fossil fuels. So aliens are libs?of course they are...where u been?...
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Post by Ff2 on Feb 24, 2021 9:37:04 GMT -5
This guys says aliens are telling us to stop using fossil fuels. So aliens are libs?of course they are...where u been?... I’ve been busy at the local Communist meetings. We can do it out in the open now. All aliens libs but are all libs aliens?
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Post by 2foolish on Feb 25, 2021 8:40:26 GMT -5
of course they are...where u been?... I’ve been busy at the local Communist meetings. We can do it out in the open now. All aliens libs but are all libs aliens?thats above my pay grade...
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Post by Hotman on Feb 25, 2021 17:52:03 GMT -5
Her prob. is my stuff is always in the way. Anywhere in the house. Her stuff is invisible and off-limits to scrutiny. Its a female birth-right. Ah. Shared closet? Don't get me started. U don't need any t shirts
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Post by Hotman on Feb 25, 2021 17:56:23 GMT -5
Female cop? Stranded in a snowstorm? Are you THE Mr. Porgyman? I thought this was going in a way better direction. I am disappoint. Lol. I wish. Blonde...about 25 years old. Physically fit. Not into dudes most likely
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Post by 32Green on Mar 1, 2021 16:40:50 GMT -5
So for the second time this week I heard someone gushing about the Coming to America sequal that is coming out this week apparently?
Never saw the first one, I'm guessing because Arsenio Hall is in the first one and I never found him the least bit funny. Is it worth a look? I know Eddie can be hilarious. Then I'll check out Die Hard, another one I never watched because I never found Bruce Willis that compelling.
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