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Post by Big L on Mar 6, 2021 4:49:03 GMT -5
and I can guarantee Vonn is an amazing lay. well I can’t guarantee but you know what I’m saying. Yeah, but to get in and out safely, you'd have to assume an identity and plan a getaway, leaving no clues behind. I wonder how much $$ Tiger spent to make her go quietly. There had to be a point where after some random wild f*ck session her eyes rolled back in her head and Linda Blair came out. He prolly stood there thinking "This..is going to cost me millions".
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Post by bxjetfan on Mar 7, 2021 12:05:58 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Mar 7, 2021 14:51:04 GMT -5
Guess the Post found it safer to ignore the fact she had her head buried in the phone as she crossed a busy street. You can see the fuck'n thing flying out of her hands immediately prior to her becoming a 235 lb. pancake. Also, stalwart job by the flag-man who managed to be exactly in the wrong spot as this idiot backs the Backhoe into the street with zero fucks given. Kudos to dummness all around. Banner day for stupid.
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Post by 32Green on Mar 7, 2021 14:58:27 GMT -5
Both the Costco and BJ's near me have hot Latina's with gorgeous arses as cashiers. Even the older ones are smokin. Makes the long lines a little more tolerable. They also seem to enjoy my witty banter; "This isnt all for me, you know" and "Out of the XL condoms... again?" That sort of thing with a cheesy laugh.
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Post by frostlich on Mar 7, 2021 15:47:32 GMT -5
Link says "may have been hit by car" then goes to video of backhoe running over her. Glad they didn't jump to conclusions until full investigation was complete.
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Post by Big L on Mar 7, 2021 17:40:13 GMT -5
Guess the Post found it safer to ignore the fact she had her head buried in the phone as she crossed a busy street. You can see the fuck'n thing flying out of her hands immediately prior to her becoming a 235 lb. pancake. Also, stalwart job by the flag-man who managed to be exactly in the wrong spot as this idiot backs the Backhoe into the street with zero fucks given. Kudos to dummness all around. Banner day for stupid. You hit on all cylinders here, boy howdy. And the bolded made me laugh and feel bad for laughing. A two-fer. Nice work.
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Post by Big L on Mar 7, 2021 17:42:28 GMT -5
Both the Costco and BJ's near me have hot Latina's with gorgeous arses as cashiers. Even the older ones are smokin. Makes the long lines a little more tolerable. They also seem to enjoy my witty banter; "This isnt all for me, you know" and "Out of the XL condoms... again?" That sort of thing with a cheesy laugh. Pro tip - put shit under your cart as much as you can. The young kid cashiers forget to check half the time. Also, stack multiple of the same items under your cart, but rotate the labels. They’ll scan it once thinking it’s just a single package of 48 boxes of tissues.
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Post by 32Green on Mar 7, 2021 18:49:56 GMT -5
Both the Costco and BJ's near me have hot Latina's with gorgeous arses as cashiers. Even the older ones are smokin. Makes the long lines a little more tolerable. They also seem to enjoy my witty banter; "This isnt all for me, you know" and "Out of the XL condoms... again?" That sort of thing with a cheesy laugh. Pro tip - put shit under your cart as much as you can. The young kid cashiers forget to check half the time. Also, stack multiple of the same items under your cart, but rotate the labels. They’ll scan it once thinking it’s just a single package of 48 boxes of tissues. I do put as much shit under my cart as I can..to make them bend over 1 foot in front of my throbbing member. Dont know if your specific tip would work by me as the door receipt Nazi's are pretty thorough. They tend to be older more serious dudes who actually count items and look.. rather than hot young Latinas desirous of participating in my costume role-play scenarios. Oh. Here's another random thought: Whenever I park a shopping cart so I can make a quick dash down an aisle to grab something, I try to park it in front of an obscure, random item I'm pretty pretty sure no one is going to need to get to, with my cart being in front of it and all. Every single time, I come back to find some stunad writhing and contorting over the top of my cart trying to reach outdoor party light sets in February. commonn
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Post by Raoul Duke on Mar 8, 2021 8:38:41 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Mar 8, 2021 8:42:32 GMT -5
Go eat a bag of le dicks.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Mar 8, 2021 9:59:04 GMT -5
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Post by porgyman on Mar 8, 2021 15:48:30 GMT -5
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Post by shakin on Mar 8, 2021 18:21:55 GMT -5
Guess the Post found it safer to ignore the fact she had her head buried in the phone as she crossed a busy street. You can see the fuck'n thing flying out of her hands immediately prior to her becoming a 235 lb. pancake. Also, stalwart job by the flag-man who managed to be exactly in the wrong spot as this idiot backs the Backhoe into the street with zero fucks given. Kudos to dummness all around. Banner day for stupid. word has it she was on teh hampur reading the cryptovesting thread sorry ma'am
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Post by Big L on Mar 9, 2021 15:43:12 GMT -5
If everyone could just realize how fucking stupid the idea of a king and queen is, and how irrelevant it all is, then we could move past this media bullshit storm.
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Post by Big L on Mar 12, 2021 13:07:03 GMT -5
Daylight saving time is stupid. Enough already. Just pick one. Standard or daylight. Run with it.
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