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Post by Raoul Duke on Mar 24, 2021 7:30:43 GMT -5
So the cat got into a fight and a wound got infected, started limping. Took her to the vet, cleaned everything up, put on one of those don't scratch/lick yourself collars. Tells me she has to stay inside for 5 days...immediately think this is gonna be hell. Our cat lives outside, goes in and out 100 times a day.
Day 1 - she was still in a daze, fine Day 2 - starts scracthing at the door for an hour, manageable Today she's going nuts.
Wife has the brilliant idea to walk her. I've had dogs and cats growing up I tell her this isn't going to work. I get the inevitable "You have a better idea?". All right, knock yourself out.
So off they go with the kids.
Son comes running back 10 minutes later panting "Dad you have to come, she's going crazy"...I ask who? Mom or the cat?
So I put on my motorcycle gear: jacket, gloves..like I'm off to contain a riot. The cat is fucking hysterical. I wrangle with this tasmanian devil while neighbors watch...finally get it under control and bring her back. In the mélée her plastic don't scratch collar came off. Putting it back on was just as fun.
2 more days of this.
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Post by frostlich on Mar 24, 2021 7:35:18 GMT -5
So the cat got into a fight and got and a wound got infected, started limping. Took her to the vet, cleaned everything up, put on one of those don't scratch/lick yourself collars. Tells me she has to stay inside for 5 days...immediately think this is gonna be hell. Our cat lives outside, goes in and out 100 times a day. Day 1 - she was still in a daze, fine Day 2 - starts scracthing at the door for an hour, manageable Today she's going nuts. Wife has the brilliant idea to walk her. I've had dogs and cats growing up I tell her this isn't going to work. I get the inevitable "You have a better idea?". All right, knock yourself out. So off they go with the kids. Son comes running back 10 minutes later panting "Dad you have to come, she's going crazy"...I ask who? Mom or the cat? So I put on my motorcycle gear: jacket, gloves..like I'm off to contain a riot. The cat is fucking hysterical. I wrangle with this tasmanian devil while neighbors watch...finally get it under control and bring her back. In the mélée her plastic don't scratch collar came off. Putting it back on was just as fun. 2 more days of this. They sell cbd oil/treats for cats here. Or just teach your cat how to do bong hits.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Mar 24, 2021 12:14:37 GMT -5
Someone's getting fired
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 24, 2021 12:43:11 GMT -5
I burned the roof of my mouth on a reheated slice of pizza. Rookie move. Can't wait for the skin to start sloughing off.
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Post by Big L on Mar 24, 2021 13:51:19 GMT -5
I burned the roof of my mouth on a reheated slice of pizza. Rookie move. Can't wait for the skin to start sloughing off. Did you reheat in microwave or toaster oven?
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Post by Jets Things on Mar 24, 2021 14:20:44 GMT -5
I burned the roof of my mouth on a reheated slice of pizza. Rookie move. Can't wait for the skin to start sloughing off. Did you reheat in microwave or toaster oven? Toaster oven. I'm not a savage.
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Post by frostlich on Mar 24, 2021 14:36:29 GMT -5
Italian cruise ship captain?
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Post by Jetworks on Mar 24, 2021 21:04:42 GMT -5
the murse of oak island would be a cool show No bike trails, so for that reason...he's out. We'll make our own. But my nurse friends have to come with me, as long as the wifne is ok with it, naturally.
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Post by 32Green on Mar 24, 2021 23:02:43 GMT -5
So the cat got into a fight and a wound got infected, started limping. Took her to the vet, cleaned everything up, put on one of those don't scratch/lick yourself collars. Tells me she has to stay inside for 5 days...immediately think this is gonna be hell. Our cat lives outside, goes in and out 100 times a day. Day 1 - she was still in a daze, fine Day 2 - starts scracthing at the door for an hour, manageable Today she's going nuts. Wife has the brilliant idea to walk her. I've had dogs and cats growing up I tell her this isn't going to work. I get the inevitable "You have a better idea?". All right, knock yourself out. So off they go with the kids. Son comes running back 10 minutes later panting "Dad you have to come, she's going crazy"...I ask who? Mom or the cat? So I put on my motorcycle gear: jacket, gloves..like I'm off to contain a riot. The cat is fucking hysterical. I wrangle with this tasmanian devil while neighbors watch...finally get it under control and bring her back. In the mélée her plastic don't scratch collar came off. Putting it back on was just as fun. 2 more days of this. Gonna go out on a limb here. Since we tend to do that sort of thing here in the Hampre. Brace yourself. This was never your cat. You were feeding a wild piece of f*cking sh*t that came back to eat and drink when convenient because the dummies that thought they had a cat watched it come and go "a hundred times a day" and thought "Our Pet is so adventurous...look at him/her/it come and go precisely when it's hungry. Him/her/it loves us, boy howdy". What are the odds. Le' common
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Post by Hotman on Mar 25, 2021 1:54:28 GMT -5
I burned the roof of my mouth on a reheated slice of pizza. Rookie move. Can't wait for the skin to start sloughing off. Fresh out the oven I can see, but reheated? Also. I have a "life hack" for reheating in microwave. You put a glass with some water in microwave with it, and the crust won't get all weird and hard
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Post by Raoul Duke on Mar 25, 2021 7:12:54 GMT -5
So the cat got into a fight and a wound got infected, started limping. Took her to the vet, cleaned everything up, put on one of those don't scratch/lick yourself collars. Tells me she has to stay inside for 5 days...immediately think this is gonna be hell. Our cat lives outside, goes in and out 100 times a day. Day 1 - she was still in a daze, fine Day 2 - starts scracthing at the door for an hour, manageable Today she's going nuts. Wife has the brilliant idea to walk her. I've had dogs and cats growing up I tell her this isn't going to work. I get the inevitable "You have a better idea?". All right, knock yourself out. So off they go with the kids. Son comes running back 10 minutes later panting "Dad you have to come, she's going crazy"...I ask who? Mom or the cat? So I put on my motorcycle gear: jacket, gloves..like I'm off to contain a riot. The cat is fucking hysterical. I wrangle with this tasmanian devil while neighbors watch...finally get it under control and bring her back. In the mélée her plastic don't scratch collar came off. Putting it back on was just as fun. 2 more days of this. Gonna go out on a limb here. Since we tend to do that sort of thing here in the Hampre. Brace yourself. This was never your cat. You were feeding a wild piece of f*cking sh*t that came back to eat and drink when convenient because the dummies that thought they had a cat watched it come and go "a hundred times a day" and thought "Our Pet is so adventurous...look at him/her/it come and go precisely when it's hungry. Him/her/it loves us, boy howdy". What are the odds. Le' common So besides people, you're not a cat person either.
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Post by 2foolish on Mar 25, 2021 8:59:15 GMT -5
unless they're union...MTA levels...
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Post by bxjetfan on Mar 25, 2021 9:10:07 GMT -5
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Post by bxjetfan on Mar 25, 2021 9:23:53 GMT -5
So the cat got into a fight and a wound got infected, started limping. Took her to the vet, cleaned everything up, put on one of those don't scratch/lick yourself collars. Tells me she has to stay inside for 5 days...immediately think this is gonna be hell. Our cat lives outside, goes in and out 100 times a day. Day 1 - she was still in a daze, fine Day 2 - starts scracthing at the door for an hour, manageable Today she's going nuts. Wife has the brilliant idea to walk her. I've had dogs and cats growing up I tell her this isn't going to work. I get the inevitable "You have a better idea?". All right, knock yourself out. So off they go with the kids. Son comes running back 10 minutes later panting "Dad you have to come, she's going crazy"...I ask who? Mom or the cat? So I put on my motorcycle gear: jacket, gloves..like I'm off to contain a riot. The cat is fucking hysterical. I wrangle with this tasmanian devil while neighbors watch...finally get it under control and bring her back. In the mélée her plastic don't scratch collar came off. Putting it back on was just as fun. 2 more days of this. Gonna go out on a limb here. Since we tend to do that sort of thing here in the Hampre. Brace yourself. This was never your cat. You were feeding a wild piece of f*cking sh*t that came back to eat and drink when convenient because the dummies that thought they had a cat watched it come and go "a hundred times a day" and thought "Our Pet is so adventurous...look at him/her/it come and go precisely when it's hungry. Him/her/it loves us, boy howdy". What are the odds. Le' common Well, somebody owns them. God help you if the owner ever shows up. nypost.com/2021/03/24/man-awakes-to-burglar-holding-gun-to-head-demanding-cats/
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Post by 32Green on Mar 25, 2021 15:22:33 GMT -5
I burned the roof of my mouth on a reheated slice of pizza. Rookie move. Can't wait for the skin to start sloughing off. Fresh out the oven I can see, but reheated? Also. I have a "life hack" for reheating in microwave. You put a glass with some water in microwave with it, and the crust won't get all weird and hard 'Nuther life-hack. To re-heat pizza, put it in a frying pan then cover it for a bit to heat cheese. Nice crispy crust.
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