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Post by 32Green on Apr 7, 2021 7:40:41 GMT -5
Anyone ever watch Naked and Afraid? They drop 2 people off in the woods naked and leave them there for 21 days to see if they can survive. So last week they drop a couple off and they camp out by a small water hole with about 8 small fish. Guy catches a snake on like day 5 and cooks it. The guy says the snake is making him queasy. Then they pan to the chick and she rips a huge fart and starts laughing. Then she rips another huge fart and is still laughing. Then she says you won't believe this but I just sharted. Then she says she has to clean up and starts walking towards the water hole. The guys like hold up you're not cleaning up in the and water hole...she's like duh, of course. They exchange words and she cleans up in the water. The guy gives her more shit and she's like "It wasn't even that bad it was watery. You want to smell my hand?". Then he goes and digs a well by hand. The next day she wakes up and says she wants to try and catch some fish. She gets to the water hole and all the fish are floating...dead. Before you guys ask they didn't say if she was married. Edit: Meant to put this in the tv thread. Feel free to move. I've never watched because I have an aversion of watching moronic nekid chicks wash their sh*t-festooned arseholes in their only source of food and water. I'm married, I need variety.
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Post by Big L on Apr 7, 2021 8:42:42 GMT -5
A little context on this lady would have been helpful. Are we talking 67 yr old Aunt Betty who’s 45 pounds overweight or a hot young lass?
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Post by Big L on Apr 7, 2021 8:44:04 GMT -5
Anyone ever watch Naked and Afraid? They drop 2 people off in the woods naked and leave them there for 21 days to see if they can survive. So last week they drop a couple off and they camp out by a small water hole with about 8 small fish. Guy catches a snake on like day 5 and cooks it. The guy says the snake is making him queasy. Then they pan to the chick and she rips a huge fart and starts laughing. Then she rips another huge fart and is still laughing. Then she says you won't believe this but I just sharted. Then she says she has to clean up and starts walking towards the water hole. The guys like hold up you're not cleaning up in the and water hole...she's like duh, of course. They exchange words and she cleans up in the water. The guy gives her more shit and she's like "It wasn't even that bad it was watery. You want to smell my hand?". Then he goes and digs a well by hand. The next day she wakes up and says she wants to try and catch some fish. She gets to the water hole and all the fish are floating...dead. Before you guys ask they didn't say if she was married. Edit: Meant to put this in the tv thread. Feel free to move. I've never watched because I have an aversion of watching moronic nekid chicks wash their sh*t-festooned arseholes in their only source of food and water. I'm married, I need variety.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 7, 2021 8:53:32 GMT -5
A little context on this lady would have been helpful. Are we talking 67 yr old Aunt Betty who’s 45 pounds overweight or a hot young lass? If she's an 67 year old lady, she gets even more props for being a horny slut.
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Post by Trades on Apr 7, 2021 13:23:24 GMT -5
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 8, 2021 23:01:46 GMT -5
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Post by southparkcpa on Apr 9, 2021 4:59:11 GMT -5
many years ago, a client told me one of his sub contractors was filmed jerking off in the drawer of a female client. He explained that it was a sub, not an employee etc but still had to pay some hush money. Who the fuck would jerk off in a persons bedroom while repairing something?
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 9, 2021 7:02:32 GMT -5
many years ago, a client told me one of his sub contractors was filmed jerking off in the drawer of a female client. He explained that it was a sub, not an employee etc but still had to pay some hush money. Who the fuck would jerk off in a persons bedroom while repairing something? JT Though I don't think he can repair shit.
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Post by frostlich on Apr 9, 2021 9:31:03 GMT -5
What did elmo have to say about it? Or did he just shake and giggle?
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Post by Jets Things on Apr 9, 2021 10:11:12 GMT -5
many years ago, a client told me one of his sub contractors was filmed jerking off in the drawer of a female client. He explained that it was a sub, not an employee etc but still had to pay some hush money. Who the fuck would jerk off in a persons bedroom while repairing something? JT Though I don't think he can repair shit. WTF
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Post by Hotman on Apr 9, 2021 10:36:10 GMT -5
JT Though I don't think he can repair shit. WTF JT... the Handy man lol
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Post by 32Green on Apr 10, 2021 8:18:39 GMT -5
Anyone watching the Masters and seeing this: Hello..Clarice..
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 10, 2021 9:00:06 GMT -5
Anyone watching the Masters and seeing this: Hello..Clarice.. Well now I am.
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 10, 2021 9:00:48 GMT -5
many years ago, a client told me one of his sub contractors was filmed jerking off in the drawer of a female client. He explained that it was a sub, not an employee etc but still had to pay some hush money. Who the fuck would jerk off in a persons bedroom while repairing something? Stop kink shaming. My friend tells me story about his construction crew showing up to a new job at an old loft at 6:00 am to find a dude in pink panties and leather hood tied to a beam.
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Post by frostlich on Apr 10, 2021 10:22:05 GMT -5
many years ago, a client told me one of his sub contractors was filmed jerking off in the drawer of a female client. He explained that it was a sub, not an employee etc but still had to pay some hush money. Who the fuck would jerk off in a persons bedroom while repairing something? Stop kink shaming. My friend tells me story about his construction crew showing up to a new job at an old loft at 6:00 am to find a dude in pink panties and leather hood tied to a beam. So what work did you have done at the loft?
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