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Post by 32Green on Apr 16, 2021 14:41:15 GMT -5
“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.” It’s good to know the market. I’d love to see the look on a Chinese woman’s face when her boyfriend/husband drops his pants, and he has a huge black Johnson waving back at her! I'm guessing you've seen that look before!
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Post by shakin on Apr 16, 2021 15:17:50 GMT -5
according to that picture, you can now also use the term "go eat a box of dicks"
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Post by 32Green on Apr 16, 2021 16:44:19 GMT -5
Love how the husband starts out as the fat gay guy on Modern Family "Good Mooornin!", transitions into Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray "Oh no...its a BOBCAT OMG" as he holds it in front of his face... then flings it as he transitions into Dirty Harry.
This is why I wont move next to Shilkins in Conectictut.
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 16, 2021 21:22:10 GMT -5
Was watching TV and saw a guy that reminded me of a guy I worked with over 30 years ago. He was recently married and told me his wife didn't want to have sex one night. When she fell asleep he stood up and jerked off on her head. Told me like what he had for breakfast that day.
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Post by shakin on Apr 16, 2021 21:40:17 GMT -5
Was watching TV and saw a guy that reminded me of a guy I worked with over 30 years ago. He was recently married and told me his wife didn't want to have sex one night. When she fell asleep he stood up and jerked off on her head. Told me like what he had for breakfast that day. pure hampurite hunnerd percent
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Post by 32Green on Apr 16, 2021 22:40:55 GMT -5
Was watching TV and saw a guy that reminded me of a guy I worked with over 30 years ago. He was recently married and told me his wife didn't want to have sex one night. When she fell asleep he stood up and jerked off on her head. Told me like what he had for breakfast that day. Well...what did he have?
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 17, 2021 9:15:15 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Apr 17, 2021 9:34:40 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Apr 17, 2021 13:41:55 GMT -5
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 18, 2021 9:41:03 GMT -5
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Post by 32Green on Apr 18, 2021 15:22:23 GMT -5
And these dopes blame the formation of militias and vigilantes on the right; Look in the mirror. When people feel they are not protected by the sytem and the courts their only course of action is doing it themselves.
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Post by Raoul Duke on Apr 20, 2021 11:00:10 GMT -5
Dude goes to boxing gym and challenges the coach. Instant regret
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Post by bxjetfan on Apr 20, 2021 12:53:51 GMT -5
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Post by Big L on Apr 20, 2021 14:17:41 GMT -5
No, can’t explain why you read the post.
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Post by frostlich on Apr 20, 2021 14:46:06 GMT -5
Dude goes to boxing gym and challenges the coach. Instant regret Credit the coach for not being a dick and really hurting him. Dumbass in blue.. almost looks like he went in there on a bet because any boxer would have destroyed him.
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