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Post by quantum on Oct 24, 2024 12:57:42 GMT -5
I'm not one to judge a person by their body count, but when someone says they've banged "hundreds" of men, my only thought is that she's definitely crudded up with something. Good for her and her two pussies. Imagine the chick who fucked 300 people last year and is set to double her numbers this year. She is achieving these heights with only one pussy, so that's pretty impressive. thats gotta mean floppy meat curtains after all that |
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Post by 2foolish on Oct 26, 2024 14:21:30 GMT -5
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Post by adpz on Oct 28, 2024 21:39:34 GMT -5
they don't make them like this anymore -- special movie for anyone who grew up in NYC in the 70s
Kind of hard to believe what a dump so much of the city and boroughs were back then
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Post by Ff2 on Oct 30, 2024 17:27:54 GMT -5
Mango juice is really good. Why hasn’t it caught on?
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Post by frostlich on Oct 30, 2024 20:51:44 GMT -5
This Yankees collapse is Jetsian.
Assuming Jets ever made it to the playoffs…err
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Post by Trades on Oct 30, 2024 21:17:20 GMT -5
Mango juice is really good. Why hasn’t it caught on? You spelled Mongo's wrong |
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Post by bxjetfan on Oct 31, 2024 13:59:54 GMT -5
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Post by bxjetfan on Oct 31, 2024 14:12:45 GMT -5
Mango juice is really good. Why hasn’t it caught on? You spelled Mongo's wrong Maybe he is drinking Mango’s juice. |
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Post by shakin on Nov 1, 2024 6:56:23 GMT -5
so i got a friend request from a girlfriend i had in like 10th grade. haven't been in touch for over 40 years
i'm like 'yeah what the fuck' and i accept
she direct messages me, and because i'm lazy or whatever i don't respond right away. like 5 hours later i go back on FB and there's another message 'are you there?'
i wait a few more hours and i respond. over the next day or two we trade messages about our families, jobs, kids, blah blah catching up stuff. key point being i tell her about my sons and my happy marriage
finally i give the "well i'm happy it sounds like you've had a good life. it was great to hear from you" thinking that's it
so the next day there's a few more messages restarting the convo, and one that goes "remember glassman's hangout room" which was a room in my buddy's house where we all used to get wasted, and where i banged her a couple times
i'm too old to have a stalker
possibly
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 1, 2024 8:37:12 GMT -5
so i got a friend request from a girlfriend i had in like 10th grade. haven't been in touch for over 40 years i'm like 'yeah what the fuck' and i accept she direct messages me, and because i'm lazy or whatever i don't respond right away. like 5 hours later i go back on FB and there's another message 'are you there?' i wait a few more hours and i respond. over the next day or two we trade messages about our families, jobs, kids, blah blah catching up stuff. key point being i tell her about my sons and my happy marriage finally i give the "well i'm happy it sounds like you've had a good life. it was great to hear from you" thinking that's it so the next day there's a few more messages restarting the convo, and one that goes "remember glassman's hangout room" which was a room in my buddy's house where we all used to get wasted, and where i banged her a couple times i'm too old to have a stalker possibly You know we can’t proceed any farther with this conversation until you post a pic. We are talking current day too, not the 10th grade pic although that would be helpful. |
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Post by Trades on Nov 1, 2024 8:48:19 GMT -5
so i got a friend request from a girlfriend i had in like 10th grade. haven't been in touch for over 40 years i'm like 'yeah what the fuck' and i accept she direct messages me, and because i'm lazy or whatever i don't respond right away. like 5 hours later i go back on FB and there's another message 'are you there?' i wait a few more hours and i respond. over the next day or two we trade messages about our families, jobs, kids, blah blah catching up stuff. key point being i tell her about my sons and my happy marriage finally i give the "well i'm happy it sounds like you've had a good life. it was great to hear from you" thinking that's it so the next day there's a few more messages restarting the convo, and one that goes "remember glassman's hangout room" which was a room in my buddy's house where we all used to get wasted, and where i banged her a couple times i'm too old to have a stalker possibly Woman I dated 10 years ago for 3 months (max) routinely tries to contact me. I block her everywhere because she is crazy. She even tried to connect on LinkedIn, creates new profiles on Facebook, text, email, etc. |
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 1, 2024 8:52:05 GMT -5
so i got a friend request from a girlfriend i had in like 10th grade. haven't been in touch for over 40 years i'm like 'yeah what the fuck' and i accept she direct messages me, and because i'm lazy or whatever i don't respond right away. like 5 hours later i go back on FB and there's another message 'are you there?' i wait a few more hours and i respond. over the next day or two we trade messages about our families, jobs, kids, blah blah catching up stuff. key point being i tell her about my sons and my happy marriage finally i give the "well i'm happy it sounds like you've had a good life. it was great to hear from you" thinking that's it so the next day there's a few more messages restarting the convo, and one that goes "remember glassman's hangout room" which was a room in my buddy's house where we all used to get wasted, and where i banged her a couple times i'm too old to have a stalker possibly Woman I dated 10 years ago for 3 months (max) routinely tries to contact me. I block her everywhere because she is crazy. She even tried to connect on LinkedIn, creates new profiles on Facebook, text, email, etc. Your psycho beats Shakin’s psycho right now hands-down but it’s early. She could easily take the lead by dropping a rabbit in a pot in his kitchen. It’s early yet. |
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Post by shakin on Nov 1, 2024 9:03:01 GMT -5
Woman I dated 10 years ago for 3 months (max) routinely tries to contact me. I block her everywhere because she is crazy. She even tried to connect on LinkedIn, creates new profiles on Facebook, text, email, etc. Your psycho beats Shakin’s psycho right now hands-down but it’s early. She could easily take the lead by dropping a rabbit in a pot in his kitchen. It’s early yet. yeah i've been sober when i've messaged her to this point let's see what happens during a bender might have some funny screen grabs for you lads |
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Post by bxjetfan on Nov 1, 2024 9:12:20 GMT -5
Your psycho beats Shakin’s psycho right now hands-down but it’s early. She could easily take the lead by dropping a rabbit in a pot in his kitchen. It’s early yet. yeah i've been sober when i've messaged her to this point let's see what happens during a bender might have some funny screen grabs for you lads Yeah, post her nudes with “Shakin was here” superimposed over her pics. |
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Post by tbp on Nov 1, 2024 10:21:55 GMT -5
All my old girl friends are either dead or don't know how to use any of these new fangled communication devices. Sad...
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