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Post by Big L on Mar 14, 2015 17:06:35 GMT -5
When an interviewer asks what your current salary is, how much do you bump up your salary to what you tell them? 10%? 15%? More?
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Post by Big L on Apr 3, 2015 8:31:48 GMT -5
Dick Poop. Lolz
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Post by Big L on Apr 5, 2015 18:59:25 GMT -5
Saw a skunk in my yard last night. Sniffing around the lawn, then waddled in to the woods. What do skunks eat? Grass?
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Post by BEAC0NJET on Apr 5, 2015 21:47:31 GMT -5
Saw a skunk in my yard last night. Sniffing around the lawn, then waddled in to the woods. What do skunks eat? Grass? Grubs |
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Post by Big L on Apr 21, 2015 20:06:57 GMT -5
I want to see the blonde in Mr. robot naked.
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Post by Big L on May 14, 2015 18:15:09 GMT -5
Started a new job two and a half weeks ago.
Finally had to use the company shitter today. My my, it was like Executive Washroom Island. The toilet paper was double ply charmin-y stuff, soft as a fucking pillow. Infinitely better than the 80 grit sandpaper they used to have at my old job.
This alone makes the move worth it.
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Post by Bing© in Buffalo Chairman on May 14, 2015 18:37:39 GMT -5
Nice....and Congrats...
As a manager at my company, its always wonderful when an employee tells me that the toilet seat has poop and pee pee on it.....
And it was the ladies room..
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Post by freestater on May 14, 2015 19:32:49 GMT -5
air-hand-dryers in bathrooms are just flinging feces-laden air at your freshly washed hands.
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Post by Jets Things on May 14, 2015 19:56:20 GMT -5
air-hand-dryers in bathrooms are just flinging feces-laden air at your freshly washed hands. Which is why I bring my own men's room attendant with me when I use public terlets. |
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Post by Hollywood Nosebleed on May 14, 2015 20:01:31 GMT -5
And it was the ladies room.. Fucking hovers man. Woman don't want to sit on the toilet seat so they wind up pissing and shitting all over it. |
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Post by Big L on May 14, 2015 20:25:52 GMT -5
air-hand-dryers in bathrooms are just flinging feces-laden air at your freshly washed hands. Agreed. My new place has automatic sinks and soap dispensers. Just wave your hands and you get soap and hot water without touching a thing. And no air dryer, just paper towels. AND, the door opens out, so you don't even have to touch it when leaving. Give it a kick with your foot, and your outta there without any touching of doot tainted surfaces. |
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Post by Big L on Apr 29, 2016 6:33:09 GMT -5
Would you like to meet and date Ukrainian women?
Isn't that where Chernobyl is? No thanks.
Then again, maybe.....
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 29, 2016 7:41:23 GMT -5
It tried yoga last night. Painful.
I'm gonna try and stick with it.
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Post by Peebag on Apr 29, 2016 9:12:43 GMT -5
It tried yoga last night. Painful. I'm gonna try and stick with it. This image get out of my mind. |
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Post by Ff2 on Apr 29, 2016 9:19:46 GMT -5
It tried yoga last night. Painful. I'm gonna try and stick with it. This image get out of my mind. Namasté Bitches!  |
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